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Title: Your best threesome
Post by: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 09:41:28 AM
lol

Ok So what celebs would make your perfect threesome?






Kerria knightly, and Colin farrel........:D

ya id do em both

got a prob with that????

good didnt think so

lol


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on April 21, 2006, 10:43:01 AM
oh, i thought you wanted to talk about the REAL best threesome we had .... :/


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Markus Asraelius on April 21, 2006, 10:57:04 AM
Yeah Colin's pretty cute.

As far as the best threesome out of celebrities, I would say Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson. I like em' older  :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
ohhhh so nice :D





well i figured that it would be better to do it this way as not all members would have been graced with the gift of mojo ;)


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on April 21, 2006, 11:23:20 AM
yeah

i think

that

you're

right

;D



Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 11:49:48 AM
bastard


whats yours damnit


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Chelle on April 21, 2006, 01:09:07 PM
Steven Tyler and Nikki Sixx

. . . heaven? ?;D



Older is definitely better   :yes:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 01:42:54 PM
okie...

Axl, Axl, Axl, and me.... :hihi: :smoking: :drool:

Yea I know... that's technically impossible, and also technically a foursome, but hey! :smoking:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Backslash on April 21, 2006, 01:56:29 PM
Heather Locklear and Shania Twain.... wow.   :drool:

I would probably die afterwards.


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 02:07:41 PM
okie...

Axl, Axl, Axl, and me.... :hihi: :smoking: :drool:

Yea I know... that's technically impossible, and also technically a foursome, but hey! :smoking:

How 'bout Axl, Axl, me and then Axl, Axl, you?? 8)

While SkynyrdGirl is having a double dose of Axl I'll take two sides of Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp.... :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: the dirt on April 21, 2006, 02:08:18 PM
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and the Placenta.


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Jonathan on April 21, 2006, 02:10:41 PM
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and the Placenta.

Hahahaha, awesome post.


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Backslash on April 21, 2006, 02:11:41 PM
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and the Placenta.

No wonder they call you "the dirt".  that was awesome.

if there had to be someone of the same sex involved, I'd go with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  haha


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on April 21, 2006, 02:19:04 PM
jackie kennedy (alive) and my girlfriend


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 02:27:10 PM
okie...

Axl, Axl, Axl, and me.... :hihi: :smoking: :drool:

Yea I know... that's technically impossible, and also technically a foursome, but hey! :smoking:

How 'bout Axl, Axl, me and then Axl, Axl, you?  8)

While SkynyrdGirl is having a double dose of Axl I'll take two sides of Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp.... :drool:

:hihi: I like this thread!

Perhaps I should "thank" Mr Nick Dude for creating this thread!! :peace:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 02:31:47 PM
 :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 03:04:14 PM
How about me, Prometheus, and Earl?? (makes gurgling Homer Simpson noise)? :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 03:30:45 PM
Hey what about me? *sulk*


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on April 21, 2006, 04:14:40 PM
I would like Chelle and skynyrdgilr  :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Nighteyes on April 21, 2006, 06:35:32 PM
Young Axl and young Slash? ;D :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Chelle on April 21, 2006, 07:39:14 PM
I would like Chelle and skynyrdgilr? :drool:


Hehe? ?:smoking:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Chelle on April 21, 2006, 07:40:03 PM
Young Axl and young Slash? ;D :hihi:

Honestly, I think Slash is a helluva lot sexier in his old age   ;D


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Nighteyes on April 21, 2006, 07:42:48 PM
Young Axl and young Slash? ;D :hihi:

Honestly, I think Slash is a helluva lot sexier in his old age? ?;D

Hmm..I don't know..
That would be weird,we don't know if Axl and Slash are friends or not  :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 07:55:06 PM
I still stand by the three Axls + me = great fuckin' foursome time!! :love:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Nighteyes on April 21, 2006, 08:16:13 PM
I think we need to clone Axl  : ok:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 08:23:02 PM
Hmmm... good plan! How many would we need? A few million? Man that'd be a sight... imagine seeing a few million Axls all swaggering down the road.... I'd jump outta a window and crowdsurf on them! : ok:

And uh... I bagsies gettin the original! ;D :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Nighteyes on April 21, 2006, 08:26:29 PM
Hmmm... good plan! How many would we need? A few million? Man that'd be a sight... imagine seeing a few million Axls all swaggering down the road.... I'd jump outta a window and crowdsurf on them! : ok:

And uh... I bagsies gettin the original! ;D :hihi:

Wow? :drool:
All those Axl hands touching you  :hihi:
I'd be right after you ;)
But I don't like the idea of million of Axls ruling the world (or do I..?)? :hihi:
I wanted the original!? :o


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 08:29:40 PM
You DON'T like the idea of a million Axls ruling the world? I sure do!! : ok: :drool:

And too bad! :P I bagsied the original first! 8)
Well... maybe I can rent him out to you for a high fee occasionally... :rofl:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Nighteyes on April 21, 2006, 08:32:49 PM
I'm not sure about that  ;D

I'd steal him and replace him with a clone when you are out shopping or something 8)


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 08:36:17 PM
Ahh but I wouldn't BE going out shopping now would I.... :smoking:
What would I need to go shopping for if I had Axl? :P


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Nighteyes on April 21, 2006, 08:37:46 PM
Handcuffs? :P


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 08:57:41 PM
Already got em! : ok:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 09:34:01 PM
A million Axls will do fine. Thanks...but what will you other girls have?? :hihi:

SkynyrdGirl since you came up with the idea~ you can have the original. Just make sure the clones are anatomically identical. I'm going to need a million or two :smoking:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 09:39:31 PM
Just a million? I thought I said a few million.... :hihi: :smoking:

And yeeeeeesss I can have the original!! :love: :smoking:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: AUSTRALIAN_TSUNAMI on April 21, 2006, 10:02:10 PM
 my dream threesome! ME!........ Jennifer Love Hewitt.......and Sharon Stone ! fuckfest!.


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: darkmonth on April 21, 2006, 10:51:01 PM
oh, i thought you wanted to talk about the REAL best threesome we had .... :/

Me too... I'd have said the last one ... Was great fun... :)


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Back Off Bitch on April 21, 2006, 11:23:31 PM
hehe. Me too...

I'd pick Alicia Witt & Jessica Alba  ;D


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Rob on April 23, 2006, 03:15:23 AM
okie...

Axl, Axl, Axl, and me.... :hihi: :smoking: :drool:

Yea I know... that's technically impossible, and also technically a foursome, but hey! :smoking:

Just curious, is Axl still that attractive to chicks that they'd do him even though like in your case he's much much older than you?  Anyway, mine would be Jenifer Love Hewit (always had a crush on her) and Stacy Keibler (wearing the Ms. Hancock business suit).  What ever happened to that masturbation thread?   :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Prometheus on April 23, 2006, 11:16:13 AM
okie...

Axl, Axl, Axl, and me.... :hihi: :smoking: :drool:

Yea I know... that's technically impossible, and also technically a foursome, but hey! :smoking:

Just curious, is Axl still that attractive to chicks that they'd do him even though like in your case he's much much older than you?? Anyway, mine would be Jenifer Love Hewit (always had a crush on her) and Stacy Keibler (wearing the Ms. Hancock business suit).? What ever happened to that masturbation thread?? ?:hihi:

it "came" too soon....... like you woudlw ith that combo  :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 23, 2006, 11:36:14 AM
okie...

Axl, Axl, Axl, and me.... :hihi: :smoking: :drool:

Yea I know... that's technically impossible, and also technically a foursome, but hey! :smoking:

Just curious, is Axl still that attractive to chicks that they'd do him even though like in your case he's much much older than you?


YES!! YES HE IS!!! :drool: :love: :smoking:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: mikegiuliana on April 23, 2006, 03:46:41 PM
eva longoria angelina jolie with me

or pamela carmen and myself..


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Prometheus on April 23, 2006, 05:32:21 PM
eva longoria angelina jolie with me

or pamela carmen and myself..


mmmm the first one oooohhhhhhh so yummy!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 23, 2006, 06:30:30 PM
:rofl:

Well yes I'd do her.... but I'd much rather have 3 Axls and me... :drool: :love: :smoking:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: axl_rose_700 on April 24, 2006, 09:43:43 AM
jennifer aniston and kiera knightley!? ;D

with jessica alba in reserve incase any1 gets tired!!  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: MR.BROWNSTONE on April 24, 2006, 02:50:26 PM
Shakira and Shania Twain.   :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Queen of Everything on April 25, 2006, 02:28:39 AM
Jude Law
Kiera Knightly
Mwa


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on April 25, 2006, 02:35:49 AM
me
angelina jolie
homer simpson (if it had to include another man  :confused:)


or
me
anjelina jolie
and angelina jolies twin sister
and her identicle mother
and her identicle gran etc etc


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: journey on April 25, 2006, 02:47:31 AM
homer simpson (if it had to include another man :confused:)

homer seems like he'd be lazy in bed. :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on April 25, 2006, 02:51:18 AM
homer simpson (if it had to include another man :confused:)

homer seems like he'd be lazy in bed. :hihi:
thatd make 2 of us then....shit,angelina would have to do all the work........what a shame.....me and homer could just kick back while we got serviced by miss jolie   :o  :o i think i got carried away then,sorry  :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Megaguns on April 25, 2006, 04:39:55 AM
for me, JennaSide and i wouldnt care who else, most of my energy would be on her...   :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Goldie on April 25, 2006, 05:40:30 AM
homer simpson (if it had to include another man :confused:)

homer seems like he'd be lazy in bed. :hihi:

Homer's an ANIMAL if you bring Krispie Kremes with you under the sheets!? :rofl:
Doh!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Evolution on April 25, 2006, 06:01:09 AM
Mickie James and Melina hoho!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Mal Brossard on April 25, 2006, 10:11:35 AM
As far as the best threesome out of celebrities, I would say Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson. I like em' older  :hihi:

HELLS YES on Mariah Carey.  She looks better now than she did 10-15 years ago.

Anyways, my choice goes to a 2000-ish Gillian Anderson (red in the head, fire in the bed) and either Angelina Jolie or Mariah Carey.  Maybe even Jelena Dokic, if anyone can find wherever the hell she went.


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 25, 2006, 12:52:03 PM
red in the head, fire in the bed

Oooh yes! :smoking:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on April 25, 2006, 01:45:39 PM
Maybe even Jelena Dokic, if anyone can find wherever the hell she went.

Jelena Dokic is just  :drool:
She's having bad problems with her dad, I read that he tried to kidnap her  :no:
I remember when she defeated Martina Hingis in the first round of wimblendon when Hingis was ruling the world. hingis is  :drool: too

(http://www.tennis-x.com/images/players/dokic_linz.jpg)


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Crashdiet on April 25, 2006, 06:41:47 PM
how about stephanie seymour and  erin everly

just jokes

kate winslet and devinn lane


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Jim on April 25, 2006, 07:19:20 PM
Good call on Kate Winslet buddy.


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: mikegiuliana on April 27, 2006, 06:34:19 AM
aria giovanni jenna and me :-*


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Kujo on April 27, 2006, 11:06:06 AM
I couldn't decide on 2 so I'll choose to let these 3 have their fun, and I'll record the video that will allow me to retire young:

Jamie Lynn Sigler
Kiera Knightly
Natalie Portman


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: journey on April 27, 2006, 07:34:11 PM
Mr. Garrison and Mr. Mackey from South Park


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 27, 2006, 08:42:30 PM
Journey!!! :rofl:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Evolution on April 27, 2006, 08:51:52 PM
Mr. Garrison and Mr. Mackey from South Park

Jeefuf Cryft!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Mattman on April 27, 2006, 09:16:38 PM
Me, Christina Aguilera, and Mischa Barton...boo-yeah!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: journey on April 27, 2006, 11:00:44 PM
Journey!!! :rofl:

Mr. Garrison and Mr. Mackey from South Park

Jeefuf Cryft!

Mr. Mackey: "That feels good...m'kay."? :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: mikegiuliana on April 28, 2006, 03:30:07 AM
I couldn't decide on 2 so I'll choose to let these 3 have their fun, and I'll record the video that will allow me to retire young:

Jamie Lynn Sigler
Kiera Knightly
Natalie Portman

i'd eat her meadow ;D


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: anythinggoes on April 29, 2006, 04:48:38 AM
i would happily watch this threesome

Cristina Scabbia

(http://reverend.warp1.net/wallpapers/files/christina_scabbia_01.jpg)

Sharon Den Adel

(http://www.vexels.net/images/vexels/5091.jpg)

Amy Lee

(http://wallpapers.skins.be/amy-lee/amy-lee-1024x768-16761.jpg)

 :) ;) :D ;D :-* : ok: :hihi: :love: :love: :love: :drool: :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Queen of Everything on April 29, 2006, 05:15:19 AM
I dont even know the first two!!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: anythinggoes on April 29, 2006, 05:28:09 AM
I dont even know the first two!!

Cristina Scabbia is female lead singer of Lacuna Coil


Sharon Den Adel is lead singer of Within Temptation

bit of a female goth rocker fantasy going on :drool:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Queen of Everything on April 29, 2006, 05:29:34 AM
I dont even know the first two!!

bit of a female goth rocker fantasy going on :drool:
That - I can see!!

Amy Lee is hard core but!!! :)


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 29, 2006, 07:13:54 AM
I LOVE what Ms Scabbia is wearing there!! I WANT that top and that skirt!!!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: mikegiuliana on April 29, 2006, 07:24:50 AM
I LOVE what Ms Scabbia is wearing there!! I WANT that top and that skirt!!!
no underwear right, easy access to the brown eye :love:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Drew on April 29, 2006, 07:50:04 AM
bit of a female goth rocker fantasy going on :drool:

I'm the same way about Amy Lee too.  :)


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: mikegiuliana on April 29, 2006, 07:58:33 AM
bit of a female goth rocker fantasy going on :drool:

I'm the same way about Amy Lee too.? :)

ever see those metal goth sluts on the late night fuse shows?? They hosted it for a few years, maybe still on?/ I thought they were hot,, The one girl always recorded the people she was interviewing with a hand held cam corder which showed in black n white.. One of them interviewed vr. She wet her panties having slash there ;D


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Drew on April 29, 2006, 08:03:07 AM
ever see those metal goth sluts on the late night fuse shows?? They hosted it for a few years, maybe still on?/ I thought they were hot,, The one girl always recorded the people she was interviewing with a hand held cam corder which showed in black n white.. One of them interviewed vr. She wet her panties having slash there ;D

There were two? I remember one girl who always walked around with a handheld camera interviewing different artist. I thought she was pretty hot.


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Queen of Everything on April 29, 2006, 08:32:01 AM
She wet her panties having slash there ;D

But then agian - wouldnt we all???


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: mikegiuliana on April 29, 2006, 10:58:17 AM
ever see those metal goth sluts on the late night fuse shows?? They hosted it for a few years, maybe still on?/ I thought they were hot,, The one girl always recorded the people she was interviewing with a hand held cam corder which showed in black n white.. One of them interviewed vr. She wet her panties having slash there ;D

There were two? I remember one girl who always walked around with a handheld camera interviewing different artist. I thought she was pretty hot.

yeah she always used a hand held camera.. I forget her name... I bet all the metal dudes and rockers fucked her, unless her shit was an act..


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 29, 2006, 03:18:48 PM
She wet her panties having slash there ;D

But then agian - wouldnt we all???

I wouldn't. :no:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Queen of Everything on April 29, 2006, 06:09:26 PM
She wet her panties having slash there ;D

But then agian - wouldnt we all???

I wouldn't. :no:

....................... :o.............. Well more for me biatch!!!


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Elrothiel on April 29, 2006, 06:21:02 PM
Gladly! You can have him! I'll stick with Axl thankyou very much! : ok: :hihi:


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Nighteyes on April 29, 2006, 06:26:51 PM
Looks like I'm the only one who likes both Axl and Slash :P


Title: Re: Your best threesome
Post by: Queen of Everything on April 30, 2006, 09:22:09 AM
Looks like I'm the only one who likes both Axl and Slash :P

i do i do i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!