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Title: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 09, 2006, 07:18:49 AM
OK, my friend invited me on Wednesday to go with him and a mate last night to go see Michael Angelo Batio in Gillingham, and I went, and it was fucking awesome (seriously, the guy is like... TALENTOHMIGOD!) , but the funniest thing was, afterwards we could all get things signed and stuff, and while I was there, he said "you're hot!" then he hugged me.... and then later he signed my hip... during which he asked me who I came with, and where I was going afterwards, and also: "I may have to go lower to finish my signature...." and I was like "sure dude go for it."

Then, my friend stared at me in shock and then said, "YOU GOT HIT ON BY MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO!" and promptly had a go at me for not going off to "have sex with Guitar Jesus"

Well, I actually woulda (cuz once you've seen this guy play guitar, you automatically think "damn he must be good with his hands!"), but its completely the WRONG time for me... grrrr!

So ya, I've got a massive signature across my hips (front), and I got hit on by the number one fastest guitarist in the world...

How's THAT for eventful!! :headbanger:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Danny Top Hat on November 09, 2006, 07:31:33 AM
What a fuckin cool story.? Michael Angelo is guitar Jesus - I got an autograph from him once but not in exactly the same place (on a poster ::)).? Nice going hot stuff! : ok:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Oddy on November 09, 2006, 08:00:18 AM
OK, my friend invited me on Wednesday to go with him and a mate last night to go see Michael Angelo Batio in Gillingham, and I went, and it was fucking awesome (seriously, the guy is like... TALENTOHMIGOD!) , but the funniest thing was, afterwards we could all get things signed and stuff, and while I was there, he said "you're hot!" then he hugged me.... and then later he signed my hip... during which he asked me who I came with, and where I was going afterwards, and also: "I may have to go lower to finish my signature...." and I was like "sure dude go for it."

Then, my friend stared at me in shock and then said, "YOU GOT HIT ON BY MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO!" and promptly had a go at me for not going off to "have sex with Guitar Jesus"

Well, I actually woulda (cuz once you've seen this guy play guitar, you automatically think "damn he must be good with his hands!"), but its completely the WRONG time for me... grrrr!

So ya, I've got a massive signature across my hips (front), and I got hit on by the number one fastest guitarist in the world...

How's THAT for eventful!! :headbanger:

excellent.

if i ever visit england im gonna walk around with hair like this and two guitars.

(http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/angelold.jpg)

i'll be in skynyrd girls pants in no time! :smoking:

ah yes yes..........the plan is genius.


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Christos AG on November 09, 2006, 08:20:39 AM
(http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/angelold.jpg)

This guy is NOT hot.


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Izzy on November 09, 2006, 08:48:18 AM
Great guitarist and stats-wise he is the worlds fastest - oh, to have a tenth of his guitar ability....


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on November 09, 2006, 08:48:52 AM
does he look like that now?  If so, the dude is stuck in a serious time warp!


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on November 09, 2006, 08:57:36 AM
Good for you SG, I'll go with Christos AG on this one I hope his image has improved a lot  :nervous:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Slipdisc on November 09, 2006, 09:13:42 AM
There are plenty of "guitarists" faster than MAB. However, most of these people are just plain gymnasts, just like Batio. Hence me having trouble calling them, and Batio, guitarists at all. It's a term a prefer to use for people with some more musical (compositional) abilities. MAB is the equivalent of somebody who thinks of himself as a great writer, just because he learned the dictionary by hard. He's nonetheless very skilled at what he does. I prefer people like Ron or Buckethead who have the ability to apply amazing speed tastefully. Ron has recorded some of the fastest playing I've ever heard, along with Holdsworth, faster than MAB. For what it's freakin' worth, because speed can be a excellent vehicle for expression, but should never be a goal on itself.

Great story SkynyrdGirl!

-PEACE-


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: pasnow on November 09, 2006, 09:57:26 AM
I bet on MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO's website he posted a thread stating "You will not beleive what girl I just hit on last night!!"  :hihi:    :beer:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Jim on November 09, 2006, 10:14:18 AM
I bet on MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO's website he posted a thread stating "You will not beleive what girl I actually hit on last night..."   :nervous: :crying:

Nah, just kidding. And you've impressed me again. I thought that you would have been a lot easier than that...  ;)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: 2112 on November 09, 2006, 10:24:29 AM
I do not like Michael Angelo Batio

he is more of a clown with bad haircut than a guitarist  :-\


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Rockout24/7 on November 09, 2006, 11:44:42 AM
LMAO! What a loser!  :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 09, 2006, 03:44:33 PM
I do not like Michael Angelo Batio

he is more of a clown with bad haircut than a guitarist  :-\

Ahhh but think how good he must be with his hands... ;)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: the dirt on November 09, 2006, 03:49:14 PM
I do not like Michael Angelo Batio

he is more of a clown with bad haircut than a guitarist? :-\

Ahhh but think how good he must be with his hands... ;)

Yeah.. and exactly how many frets and strings do you have on your body?  :P


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Lisa on November 09, 2006, 05:30:03 PM
I do not like Michael Angelo Batio

he is more of a clown with bad haircut than a guitarist? :-\

Ahhh but think how good he must be with his hands... ;)
I would have 'did' him in a heartbeat ;D...of course if he was into way older women wiht plump behinds ::)
great story SkynyrdGirl ! :)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: 2112 on November 09, 2006, 06:02:18 PM
I do not like Michael Angelo Batio

he is more of a clown with bad haircut than a guitarist  :-\

Ahhh but think how good he must be with his hands... ;)

Yeah.. and exactly how many frets and strings do you have on your body?  :P
:rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on November 09, 2006, 07:36:22 PM
One thing's for sure, this guitarist has good taste.   8)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 09, 2006, 07:40:00 PM
I do not like Michael Angelo Batio

he is more of a clown with bad haircut than a guitarist  :-\

Ahhh but think how good he must be with his hands... ;)
I would have 'did' him in a heartbeat ;D...of course if he was into way older women wiht plump behinds ::)
great story SkynyrdGirl ! :)

I would too if it hadn't have been down to the insanely bad timing... >.<

I do not like Michael Angelo Batio

he is more of a clown with bad haircut than a guitarist  :-\

Ahhh but think how good he must be with his hands... ;)

Yeah.. and exactly how many frets and strings do you have on your body?  :P

:hihi: I'm fretless... :P Dunno about strings though... as far as I know I'm not a puppet...

One thing's for sure, this guitarist has good taste.   8)

Aww cheers hun! :-*  :)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 10, 2006, 11:01:31 AM
Here's a pic of the sig...

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/SkynyrdGirl/Picture026Small.jpg)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on November 10, 2006, 11:16:29 AM
No famous guitarists ever sign my hips.? ?:-\


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 10, 2006, 12:51:57 PM
:hihi: That's cuz you lack femininity... :P


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Christos AG on November 10, 2006, 12:55:51 PM
Here's a pic of the sig...

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/SkynyrdGirl/Picture026Small.jpg)

And he wanted to go lower than that...

Hmmm...

Now that would be an interesting signature picture...  :hihi:

Anyway, if he still looks kinda like the picture posted above, I'd be ashamed to have his signature on me. Actually, come to think about it, I'd be ashamed to have anyone's signature on me.  ;D


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 10, 2006, 01:02:40 PM
Here's a pic of the sig...

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/SkynyrdGirl/Picture026Small.jpg)

And he wanted to go lower than that...

Hmmm...

Now that would be an interesting signature picture...  :hihi:

Anyway, if he still looks kinda like the picture posted above, I'd be ashamed to have his signature on me. Actually, come to think about it, I'd be ashamed to have anyone's signature on me.  ;D

Ya he sorta does look like that still, but IMO its a good look. 80s metal look fucking kicks ass! Its fucking better than emo any day!


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Neemo on November 10, 2006, 01:03:46 PM
haha maybe he thought you were axl and was hoping for a spot in the band :hihi: j/k luv ya SG ;) cool you got to meet him




...and nice tummy


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 10, 2006, 01:06:04 PM
haha maybe he thought you were axl and was hoping for a spot in the band :hihi: j/k luv ya SG ;) cool you got to meet him




...and nice tummy

Well I was wearing a bandana and mah Rebel flag hat backwards... :hihi:

But Axl doesn't have boobs.... and is taller than me... and is a MAN...  :hihi:

Oh... and thanks Neemo! :-*


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: slash666 on November 10, 2006, 01:32:44 PM
damm i wish my figure was as good as that  :P

SG, you not want me to sign your stomach or lower  ;)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: The Dog on November 10, 2006, 01:40:02 PM
"Ya he sorta does look like that still, but IMO its a good look. 80s metal look fucking kicks ass! Its fucking better than emo any day!"

All over the world, guys with gallons of aqua net in their hair, skin tight leather pants and eye liner are jumping for joy  ;)

Cool story Skynrdgirl  : ok:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on November 10, 2006, 01:57:48 PM
:hihi: That's cuz you lack femininity... :P

That can be easily sorted...


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 10, 2006, 03:46:09 PM
"Ya he sorta does look like that still, but IMO its a good look. 80s metal look fucking kicks ass! Its fucking better than emo any day!"

All over the world, guys with gallons of aqua net in their hair, skin tight leather pants and eye liner are jumping for joy  ;)

Cool story Skynrdgirl  : ok:

And so they should jump for joy!! WOO SKINTIGHT LEATHER PANTS!! :headbanger:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: 2112 on November 10, 2006, 09:12:43 PM
May I ask...

How are you gonna save the signature??
I bet you can get some gold if you cut it loose and sell on eBay  :peace:



Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 10, 2006, 11:06:41 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: slash666 on November 10, 2006, 11:48:50 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\

you are!.....in your mind


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 11, 2006, 01:20:42 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\

you are!.....in your mind

In everyone's mind they are a Guitar Jesus with 80s hair... :hihi:


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: slash666 on November 11, 2006, 02:55:50 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\

you are!.....in your mind

In everyone's mind they are a Guitar Jesus with 80s hair... :hihi:

of course!....but i think of myself as a Guitar God with 80's hair  :P


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on November 11, 2006, 03:01:40 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\

you are!.....in your mind

In everyone's mind they are a Guitar Jesus with 80s hair... :hihi:

of course!....but i think of myself as a Guitar God with 80's hair? :P

The Beatles are probably bigger.


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: 2112 on November 11, 2006, 08:26:20 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\

you are!.....in your mind

In everyone's mind they are a Guitar Jesus with 80s hair... :hihi:

of course!....but i think of myself as a Guitar God with 80's hair  :P

The Beatles are probably bigger.
only with an album or two  ;)


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: Elrothiel on November 12, 2006, 01:14:43 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\

you are!.....in your mind

In everyone's mind they are a Guitar Jesus with 80s hair... :hihi:

of course!....but i think of myself as a Guitar God with 80's hair :P

How bout a Guitar Overlord with 80s hair? :D


Title: Re: You'll Never Guess Who I Got Hit On By...
Post by: slash666 on November 12, 2006, 02:14:45 PM
Why am I not a Guitar Jesus with 80's hair?! :-\

you are!.....in your mind

In everyone's mind they are a Guitar Jesus with 80s hair... :hihi:

of course!....but i think of myself as a Guitar God with 80's hair :P

How bout a Guitar Overlord with 80s hair? :D

hmm that could work Skelly  ;)