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« Reply #80 on: June 19, 2007, 12:31:55 PM »

Dude! I have given you a few hints now that I do not wish to have this conversation with you.......I have had a long day at work.........YAWN MEANS YAWN!  rant
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« Reply #81 on: June 19, 2007, 12:39:35 PM »

Dude! I have given you a few hints now that I do not wish to have this conversation with you.......I have had a long day at work.........YAWN MEANS YAWN!? rant

Then don't continue posting.

It's that simple.

I suggest getting a nice cold one and unwinding with some Red Dwarf.
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« Reply #82 on: June 19, 2007, 01:34:50 PM »

Even better, I'm off for a shag.......
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« Reply #83 on: June 19, 2007, 05:27:21 PM »

Do you use your right or left hand? ok  hihi beer
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« Reply #84 on: June 19, 2007, 09:19:22 PM »

Do you use your right or left hand? ok  hihi beer

Right.

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« Reply #85 on: June 19, 2007, 09:55:52 PM »

Do you use your right or left hand? ok? hihi beer

I get one guy to use his right hand and the other guy uses his left, the third guy in my room uses his tongue.........
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« Reply #86 on: June 19, 2007, 11:25:33 PM »

Do you use your right or left hand? ok? hihi beer

I get one guy to use his right hand and the other guy uses his left, the third guy in my room uses his tongue.........
I hope none of your students visit this site Shocked..I also didn't know a 'muso' was quite so liberal
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« Reply #87 on: June 19, 2007, 11:33:18 PM »

Do you use your right or left hand? ok? hihi beer

I get one guy to use his right hand and the other guy uses his left, the third guy in my room uses his tongue.........
I hope none of your students visit this site Shocked..I also didn't know a 'muso' was quite so liberal

When I was doing my teacher training, my mentor teacher gave me some good advice: There are 3 important things in life to reduce stress - good food, laughter and good sex!
I almost fell to the floor laughing........
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« Reply #88 on: June 20, 2007, 03:58:51 AM »

Sin_Cut is my ideal man  drool

he's sensitive, pretty, has a good taste in men and likes to cuddle  love
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« Reply #89 on: June 20, 2007, 04:20:01 AM »

When I was doing my teacher training, my mentor teacher gave me some good advice: There are 3 important things in life to reduce stress - good food, laughter and good sex!
I almost fell to the floor laughing........
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You got it all wrong damint, where's the joke in that?

Here's how we say it There are 3 important things in life to reduce stress - good sex, laughter and good sex!

Sin_Cut is my ideal man drool

he's sensitive, pretty, has a good taste in men and likes to cuddle love


Thanks honey, I knew you had the hots for me.? ok

As for the men and cuddle, it was a honest mistake!

Really, why did you make your husband to wear a dress in the first place?? rofl

Here's the proof;


Actually for the record 87% of the woman population in Finland believe me to be

succesful, handsome, having a good taste in women and being able to score and doing just that.

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the remaining 13 % I've all ready scored.
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« Reply #90 on: June 20, 2007, 04:40:35 AM »

I hate to say this Sincut, but you look like that guy in Full Metal Jacket.......
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« Reply #91 on: June 20, 2007, 05:21:09 AM »

that isn't his pic...
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« Reply #92 on: June 20, 2007, 05:22:51 AM »

Didn't think it was....
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« Reply #93 on: June 20, 2007, 05:50:25 AM »

THis is me!

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« Reply #94 on: June 20, 2007, 06:15:24 AM »

Ah, it is the Sun King!
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« Reply #95 on: June 20, 2007, 10:09:00 AM »

humouristic, christian, happy, etc etc no fatty no skinny mixture, avoid bad music as far as possible, not be damaged by sleaze etc etc
I forgot "no communism"
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« Reply #96 on: June 20, 2007, 03:47:19 PM »

I think Jessica has been through her share and knows exactly what she wants - therefore the list. Those older and wiser have things they just won't put up with any longer because they have experienced them before and why should she?

Anyhoo, I think my list is pretty simple and I'm married so I only ask for the opposite of what my husband isn't:

Hot face
Great sense of humour
Patience
Fix things around the house/build things
Motivated
Loves music
Would buy a house and live next door to me instead of with me
Good in the sack
Likes to party
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« Reply #97 on: June 20, 2007, 04:55:38 PM »

that isn't his pic...

Yea, that was Kujo.
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« Reply #98 on: June 20, 2007, 05:13:15 PM »

^ oh my...he is going to be so angry with you....you know the dealio with the dress and yet....
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« Reply #99 on: June 20, 2007, 05:19:08 PM »

Jessica..FUCXK YOPU ..I do dr5ugs..fucxkin..if you only knew one single thing about a person..and it was that they7 chose to do drugs..acause of that../you are..a FUCKING ASSHOLE...


holy fuck..sounds like you want a guy whos perfect in every aspect holy fuck...you aint perfect neithers any man..some things I understand but FUCK..learn how to take what you cant get fuck...


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