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POPmetal
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« on: September 22, 2005, 12:20:35 AM »
Earlier today a jetBlue airplane made a dramatic emergency landing at LAX airport because of malfunctioning landing gear. How will the looney left blame Bush for this?

Oil theory:
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Bush sabotaged the plane to help his cronies in the oil industry. The plane had to waste a tankful of oil circling around the airport. Now they'll have to buy even more fuel to fly these people. Who benefits? The oil companies nervous
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Kanye West theory:
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George Bush does not care about broken plane wheels.
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keep the theories coming ...
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2005, 12:30:14 AM »
Nice post.

Only a matter of time before they show their ignorance....

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SLCPUNK
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2005, 12:38:18 AM »
I watched this on TV and it was an amazing landing. I bet there was some cheering in that plane. Hats off to the awesome pilot(s).

I'd give you a D- for originality on this thread, very disappointing. hihi
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POPmetal
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2005, 12:49:52 AM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 22, 2005, 12:38:18 AM
I watched this on TV and it was an amazing landing. I bet there was some cheering in that plane. Hats off to the awesome pilot(s).

I'd give you a D- for originality on this thread, very disappointing. hihi

Well, yeah, there isn't supposed to be anything original about it. It's supposed to be dumb and unoriginal since I'm trying to imitate looney liberals accurately. Here comes another one:

Inside job theory
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The airplane was an Airbus and Bush wanted to embarrass AirBus in order to help Boeing secure contracts for their products.
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2005, 12:51:26 AM »
Im just glad that the landed safe, would suck to have more tragedy.
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POPmetal
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2005, 12:55:16 AM »
Quote from: jazjme01 on September 22, 2005, 12:51:26 AM
Im just glad that the landed safe, would suck to have more tragedy.
 peace

Yeah, especially with Hurricane Rita now, and CNN was reporting a tornado in Minneapolis. This has been terrible year almost everywhere throughout the world
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SLCPUNK
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2005, 01:16:08 AM »
Quote from: jazjme01 on September 22, 2005, 12:51:26 AM
Im just glad that the landed safe, would suck to have more tragedy.
 peace

It was nice to see something end without deaths.


But you don't have to hold your breath. Rita will soon be upon Houston to knock out oil refineries, jack up gas to 5 bucks a gallon, and maybe even knock about 70k gallons of pesticides into the ocean. It could be just as much fun as Katrina...
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2005, 01:30:29 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2005, 02:18:07 AM »
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