JOKE: O-fucking-k mods

[Chris Misfit]

What bthe fuck happened my Mod status?

I come back from the weekend, am I'm sacked?

No fucking explanation!!

What happened?

I bet this has something to do with those idiot mods you have Jarmo, always licking your fucking ass. You know who the fuck you are.

[the dirt]

I had nothing to do with it...

After all, I am only the chatroom moderator of this board, so the rest of it lies outside of my juristiction

[Chris Misfit]

Ok, you're safe.

What the hell is keeping the response here ladies?

[Will]

I don't know man...but there's gotta be a reason...you know what I mean...

[Chris Misfit]

Don't pretend you don't know something. Something HAS to have been said.

I've never seen a bunch of two faced fuckers like you guys!

[jarmo]

How do you explain the sudden absence from the board?

The fact that you've been harrassing D and SLCPUNK? The anti-France PMs you sent to Will? The fact that you deleted my post?

You went too far abusing your power. 


/jarmo

[Chris Misfit]

How do you explain the sudden absence from the board?

Errr, 3 days. My home computer is broke? It was the weekend?

The fact that you've been harrassing D and SLCPUNK?

Ah wise up, they knew it was a joke!

Did they complain to you? I didn't think they would do that, but I told them both to take it as a joke.

The anti-France PMs you sent to Will?

Fuck France, and Will!

The fact that you deleted my post?

Boo-Hoo. Jarmo's post got accidently deleted. And I get my Mod powers removed? That's fucking funny man. I wonder if Will had deleted it, would he have had his Mod powers removed. Bollocks he would.

5 fucking years I've been here dude!

You went too far abusing your power.

You knew what I was like! I never pretended to be anyone else when you made me a mod, ever. Tell you what, next time I'll kiss up like everyone else. This is fucking stupid.

I think you're getting far too up your own ass.

"oooh, Axl spoke my name"
"oooh, I met Adler"
"Oooh, i interviewed some guy, who is the 75th GnR member. Wooo!"
"oooh, AdZ touched my testicle"

[jarmo]

Your computer is broke? Go to the fucking library. The moderator contract clearly states you need to do the hours we agreed on when you first started.

D and SLCPUNK didn't complain, some others did though. They thought your posts were D's.

It took me 15 minutes to write that post and you just deleted it when you were a bit too drunk. 




/jarmo

[Chris Misfit]

The moderator contract

Whoops, silly me. I haven't recieved any confirmation from my lawyer yet though.

D and SLCPUNK didn't complain

Well, someone told you I was harrassing them. It HAD to have been them.

It took me 15 minutes to write that post

15 minutes? Learn to fucking type faster. How long have you been speaking english for fuck sake?

[jarmo]

Whoops, silly me. I haven't recieved any confirmation from my lawyer yet though.

It's not my problem that you didn't pay that contract enough attention.

Well, someone told you I was harrassing them. It HAD to have been them.

Actually, it was AG. And Will, SSS, Sukie, Skeba, AdZ, Kiki...... And many more!

15 minutes? Learn to fucking type faster. How long have you been speaking english for fuck sake?

It was a long fucking post. 

Not like your smiley only posts that the mods have to delete as soon as you log off.



/jarmo

[Aava]

I'm sacked?

Finally!

Chris, you?re too rude and annoying to be a mod.

So, in your own words, FUCK OFF!!

[kj_jive]

hahaha

Nice try guys

[Christos AG]

I'm so fuckin glad this finally happened...

All this time I didn't wanna talk about it cause I thought you and Jarmo were really good friends but I'll speak freely now...

You can't be a global mod (or a mod at all) when you always come drunk on the fuckin board dude.

You're harrasing people like crazy. This had to stop someday. And especially Will. He's been forwarding your pm's to me and I was like "wwwwooooow dude, someone's gotta let Jarmo know about this thing".

Sad but true dude... You're not worthy.

[Skeletor]

That aside, I think Chris is definitely one of the more interesting posters in this forum.

[Skeba]

At first I was shocked when I saw what Chris was doing to SLC and D... But then it occurred to me that this was going to be another chapter in the book of Chris just fucking with people "because he can". I thought to myself "Fuck that", and when I noticed that other people felt the same way I had to come forward with this.

But now I really think things have been better for the few days. It's really nothing personal on my part... I just think you did a horrible job...

Oh, and another thing... I can't remember when you would've posted in the GN'R section... And it's been even longer since you said anything nice about Axl.

[Christos AG]

That aside, I think Chris is definitely one of the more interesting posters in this forum.

Ta hell with him. There are many more interesting posters who could do his job and be a bit more serious, well at least as serious as the job needs you to be...

I nominate D for a substitute...

[Skeletor]

There are many more interesting posters who could do his job and be a bit more serious, well at least as serious as the job needs you to be...

I didn't mean he should be able to keep his job, I was just hoping he sticks around as a poster.

I nominate D for a substitute...

Now that's a good one?

[Christos AG]

There are many more interesting posters who could do his job and be a bit more serious, well at least as serious as the job needs you to be...

I didn't mean he should be able to keep his job, I was just hoping he sticks around as a poster.

Honestly, he's always been trouble to the board, I don't need him here.

I nominate D for a substitute...

Now that's a good one?

Well, he deserves Misfit's place. Misfit made fun of him. And D is kinda serious... you know what I mean... Plus he's a musician. He knows his shit...

[SLCPUNK]

I don't know about all the other stuff.....

I assumed he was just kidding around with me, and was not offended by the avatar bit.

[Skeletor]

And D is kinda serious... you know what I mean...

Oh you're referring to stuff like this:

OMG SLCPUNK LIKES SHEEP?
 

etc.

[Christos AG]

I don't know about all the other stuff.....

I assumed he was just kidding around with me, and was not offended by the avatar bit.

I knew about it... But you know what? He's not worth it... He made me feel so bad at Leeds and it wasn't even my fault... But I'm not getting into that. He's just an asshole.

Anyway, fuck the guy. He had it coming...

[Christos AG]

And D is kinda serious... you know what I mean...

Oh you're referring to stuff like this:

OMG SLCPUNK LIKES SHEEP?
 

etc.

Well, that's better than Misfit's posts. All he does is insults every single poster of this forum.

Anyway, it could be SLCPUNK for his place... As long as he doesn't get his place back...

[Jim]

Look, the bottom line is jarmo says that Chris shouldn't be a moderator anymore, so that's good enough for me. jarmo obviously knows whats in the best interests of the board, he's been running it for fucking years.

Whatever jarmo does, can only be good for the community.

[John Daniels]

Okay guys. Am I the only one that thinks the mods are bullshitting with us..but nice playing mods. 

[Christos AG]

Okay guys. Am I the only one that thinks the mods are bullshitting with us..but nice playing mods.?

Yes you are.

[matt88]

I always knew Chris's personality was a bit different to most people here on this board but i really saw the stuff he did as a joke..for abit of laugh

Some of you people need to lighten up. The way some of you mod's go on it's like your runnin the fuckin U.S government sometimes.

[Christos AG]

The way some of you mod's go on it's like your runnin the fuckin U.S government sometimes.

Ok, since you never know who you're talking with on the internet... don't ask... 

[jarmo]

Chris doesn't even like this place. He told me a while back that he'd like it if this place was "more like Mygnr".

The mods here aren't allowed to visit any other GN'R sites (unless they run it themselves like Will, Christos, Kiki etc).


And I heard from a reliable source that Chris sold his AFD cd for a six pack of Carling. Now that says it all. He never even liked GN'R that much. 




/jarmo

[Aava]

Did anyone missed him over the weekend?
Or did any of you even noticed he wasn?t here?

I don?t think so.

[matt88]

Chris doesn't even like this place. He told me a while back that he'd like it if this place was "more like Mygnr".

The mods here aren't allowed to visit any other GN'R sites (unless they run it themselves like Will, Christos, Kiki etc).


And I heard from a reliable source that Chris sold his AFD cd for a six pack of Carling. Now that says it all. He never even liked GN'R that much.?




/jarmo

Hmm yeah those are fair points. But the only thing i have a problem with is people thinking Chris is an asshole and all that shit. It's all for jokes. If you really don't wanna listen to what he says ignore it.

Though i read before he sent offensive pm's to Will..that it totally out of line.

[Aava]

If you really don't wanna listen to what he says ignore it.

Ignore it?
That?s quite difficult, because he posts pretty much in every thread..

[matt88]

If you really don't wanna listen to what he says ignore it.

Ignore it?
That?s quite difficult, because he posts pretty much in every thread..

Just don't pay attention to his comments. Most of the time he's full of shit anyway. So don't let it bug ya

[Aava]

Just don't pay attention to his comments. Most of the time he's full of shit anyway. So don't let it bug ya

Yeah, you?re right.

Maybe I just have to try harder to not pay attention..

[John Daniels]

Okay guys. Am I the only one that thinks the mods are bullshitting with us..but nice playing mods.?

Yes you are.

huh. He has been that kind of guy forever and now you are sacking him for that what he has being for years..I just didn't see any logic with that, so I thought this is a just "mods kidding around with us" 

Atleast Jarmo's "excuses" are rather strange, like (Chris sold his AFD cd for a six pack of Carling)

[Danny Top Hat]

Is this a piss-take, or has everyone just decided to become complete fuckheads?

First I lose my powers, and now Chris?!  We're the ones who keep this board fun!  Jarmo, you've never been harsh enough on the whiney cunts who try to make this board like all the others on the net, but before now you've always kept us in charge so at least we could fight back.  Why are you letting other people tell you what to do??

This is shit.

[loretian]

If you guys need someone else to post messages while drunk, to make up for Chris, let me know.  I mean, I already do that usually, but I could be more negative and insulting.  All you have to do is give me power to read the "Nothing, or nothing that you can see..." section of stuff.    

[Pandora]

I think you're all a little harsh on Chris. Granted, his main territory is The Jungle and I very rarely check that section, but I don't feel he's done anything with mean intentions.  Lighten up, the D and SLCPUNK impersonations were jokes ! Even those people took no offense. 
And yes he's often drunk, so what? Are we all supposed to be saints on here? Believe me I've seen drunkards do much worse things on other boards.
I think he should be given some slack. If he gets his mod status back, I'm sure he'll be able to make up for his slight "mistakes".....

[jarmo]

Why are you letting other people tell you what to do??

Because they agree with me. Except Pandora and you. 

I'll deal with you two later.




/jarmo

[Christos AG]

Why are you letting other people tell you what to do??

Because they agree with me. Except Pandora and you.?

I'll deal with you two later.




/jarmo

Kick some asses boss...

[MCT]

Look, the bottom line is jarmo says that Chris shouldn't be a moderator anymore, so that's good enough for me. jarmo obviously knows whats in the best interests of the board, he's been running it for fucking years.

Whatever jarmo does, can only be good for the community.

Assuming that this is legit:

At the risk of coming off as a tad sycophantish here, I'll second Jimbo's remarks. Well, the overall scheme of them at least...

But don't expect me to concurrently endorse the pernicious utterances hurled at Chris from the likes of AxlGreece (Christos); one who does himself, the position he espouses, and the rest of his ilk a great disservice by broadcasting such an idiosyncratic predilection towards that which he so conspicuously abhors. Namely, taking this opportunity to broadcast towards Chris, the very things that he himself detests Chris for! It's quite contradictory in nature, and downright defeatist in practice.

So I would suggest that any further flaming be directed to Chris via PM's, or not brought up at all.

Assuming that this is all a big joke:

...I don't get it........................

[Will]

Sorry Chris but you went too far this time. I did not appreciate the "French Kerry-lovin' monkey homo' fag" in your last PM.

BUT, I think we should not be too mean and maybe leave him the Bad Obsession and Fun N' Games sections to moderate.

I know Jarmo will make the right decision anyway!

[Aava]

So I would suggest that any further flaming be directed to Chris via PM's, or not brought up at all.

Like he always does..

[MCT]

So I would suggest that any further flaming be directed to Chris via PM's, or not brought up at all.

Like he always does..

That's totally irrelevant and you know it........

Chris has his style, no doubt about that. He can be a real prick, no doubt about that. He's quite unapologetic about most of his actions, no doubt about that. He's NOT a hypocrite, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. Point being, that if you (not referring to *you* in particular Aava) are going to stand behind a set of principles as justification for your own actions, then don't expect to get away with deviating from said principles in regard to doling out insults to Chris, as it will not fly when under scrutiny from other board members such as myself.

And you all know full well that what I'm saying is true...................

So if you have something to say to Chris, take it to PM's.

[Christos AG]

So I would suggest that any further flaming be directed to Chris via PM's, or not brought up at all.

Like he always does..

That's totally irrelevant and you know it........

Chris has his style, no doubt about that. He can be a real prick, no doubt about that. He's quite unapologetic about most of his actions, no doubt about that. He's NOT a hypocrite, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. Point being, that if you (not referring to *you* in particular Aava) are going to stand behind a set of principles as justification for your own actions, then don't expect to get away with deviating from said principles in regard to doling out insults to Chris, as it will not fly when under scrutiny from other board members such as myself.

And you all know full well that what I'm saying is true...................

So if you have something to say to Chris, take it to PM's.

He started this thread, he'll get his answers.

[jarmo]

Chris, look at what you've done. 


Danny is upset because you couldn't handle your moderator job.




/jarmo

[Christos AG]

Chris, look at what you've done.?


Danny is upset because you couldn't handle your moderator job.




/jarmo

I say ban the fucker...

[Aava]

I say ban the fucker...

Danny, Chris or both? 

[jarmo]

Ok, seems like some of you got the joke.

I didn't fire Chris, it's all a joke.

Originally it was just a joke, but then we decided to do it and see how far we can go before somebody gets it. Well, it didn't take too long for some of you.

There's no moderator contracts, minimum amount of hours a mod needs to do, a ban on visiting other GN'R sites or anything like that.


Some people seem to think the mods have no sense of humor and they're just here to kiss my ass. We just decided to play that kind of people. This should've been done in April, but it's almost six months away.




/jarmo

[Aava]

Yeah, we love you Chris!

[MCT]

I say ban the fucker...

I say that you are extremely difficult to take seriously due to your unremitting penchant for seemingly whimsical comments at the most inopportune times. Honestly AG, if you are indeed being sincere in your approach, then a little silence would serve your cause much more efficiently than the current stream of antithetic rhetoric being strewn about.

[Will]

There was no PM either from Chris - well, not yet...

[MCT]

Ok, seems like some of you got the joke.....................................................

I had it figured for both sides, but had to get my point across on the chance that it was legit.... .........

Buncha bastards...........bastardettes...................

[Jaded]

Ok, seems like some of you got the joke.

I didn't fire Chris, it's all a joke.

Originally it was just a joke, but then we decided to do it and see how far we can go before somebody gets it. Well, it didn't take too long for some of you.

There's no moderator contracts, minimum amount of hours a mod needs to do, a ban on visiting other GN'R sites or anything like that.


Some people seem to think the mods have no sense of humor and they're just here to kiss my ass. We just decided to play that kind of people. This should've been done in April, but it's almost six months away.




/jarmo

LOL i was reading through this n i was thinking... WHAT THE FUCK??? You can't go on other Gn'R websites to be a mod... what kinda rule is that?  You guys are hilarious lol!! n the 'contract' thing kinda puzzled me aswell... i was thinking 'that is so sad!'

[Jim]

Ok, seems like some of you got the joke.

I didn't fire Chris, it's all a joke.

Originally it was just a joke, but then we decided to do it and see how far we can go before somebody gets it. Well, it didn't take too long for some of you.

There's no moderator contracts, minimum amount of hours a mod needs to do, a ban on visiting other GN'R sites or anything like that.


Some people seem to think the mods have no sense of humor and they're just here to kiss my ass. We just decided to play that kind of people. This should've been done in April, but it's almost six months away.




/jarmo

This whole thing was a joke?

You're all such fucking twats, why didn't anybody tell me?

(Add-ons for this joke could go on for so long.........)

[/chrisgetsfired.002]

[Christos AG]

I say ban the fucker...

I say that you are extremely difficult to take seriously due to your unremitting penchant for seemingly whimsical comments at the most inopportune times. Honestly AG, if you are indeed being sincere in your approach, then a little silence would serve your cause much more efficiently than the current stream of antithetic rhetoric being strewn about.

I'm glad people don't take me seriously... Life's a joke. I just lost 700 euros cause I brought Tommy in Greece but I don't fuckin care dude. I just had 3 awesome days and this joke was the zenith of this whole situation...

[Sukie]

Chris finally logged on to start the joke.  I'm gone one day and miss the whole effing thing.      

[SLCPUNK]

kj_jive called it first.......

[D]

damn it!! i was that close to bein a mod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just now checked this out! great joke!

was chris in on the joke?

it wouldve been even funnier if u all just fucked with him and didnt let him know about it, that prank wouldve been priceless!

i didnt get offended chris rippin off my identity, i mean in all honesty, who doesnt wanna be me?

[Aava]

was chris in on the joke?

Yeah, he was.

I think it was his idea at the first place, not sure though.

[John Daniels]

Okay guys. Am I the only one that thinks the mods are bullshitting with us..but nice playing mods.?

Yes you are.

You thought you were so clever, didn't you..

End of the game. You're banned. Please leave, you are not welcome here anymore!

[Christos AG]

Okay guys. Am I the only one that thinks the mods are bullshitting with us..but nice playing mods.?

Yes you are.

You thought you were so clever, didn't you..

End of the game. You're banned. Please leave, you are not welcome here anymore!

My intelligence is a fact according to my IQ test...

And I'll leave when I want to...

[Danny Top Hat]

Just for the record, I had no idea it was a joke.  I just hate Jarmo.

[jarmo]

Just for the record, I had no idea it was a joke.? I just hate Jarmo.

You wanted Chris' job...... 


/jarmo

[kj_jive]

kj_jive called it first.......

I knew there was no way Chris Misfit and Jarmo would whine and complain like little girls.  That's just not how they function and anyone whose ever read their posts should have known that.  And also, they definetely would have settled this on PM's rather than a board.

I like how the mod's just ignored my comment at the beggining

[Christos AG]

I like how the mod's just ignored my comment at the beggining

We had to if we wanted this to work... 

[ppbebe]

I knew it was a joke when I saw the title.  I'm not lying.

But can this thread read like
"Crisis?s going away is the best thing that could've happened to the board?"
Am I on the right track or not?

[matt88]

Shite...i really did think it was real

Ah well i still stand by what i said...if Chris's comments bug ya just ignore it. I however find them hilarious. Nothing like a bit of conterversy to get things going.

[Chris Misfit]

Aww, I missed it all.

YOU ALL HAVE PUBIC HAIR, ON YOUR FACES.