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« on: February 17, 2006, 11:54:53 AM »
I was thinkin yesterday that I have great funny times comming to this board since a long time. There are some post that has been golden pieces that I still remember after months of reading. Most of it comes from the ironic humour we have here in HTGTH.

I started this thread to remember those great post in this board, hopin' to have fun, and big laughs...

My top 1 greatest hit is this one:
Idon't remember who post this, but in a thread about the meaning of the IRS title back in april '05 some people share their thoughts and jokes about it.. but one make me laugh a lot, I still do everytime I remember it:

"IRS = Impossible Replace Slash"? rofl
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2006, 01:16:30 PM »
That one where that guy said that thing! It was great!

There was another one too, but I can't really remember.
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2006, 01:19:13 PM »
Quote from: MCT on February 17, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
That one where that guy said that thing! It was great!

There was another one too, but I can't really remember.





(Insert picture of guy laughing and holding stomach here)
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2006, 02:17:26 PM »
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Quote from: MCT on February 17, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
That one where that guy said that thing! It was great!

There was another one too, but I can't really remember.





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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2006, 02:37:29 PM »
Any post by me or SLCPunk are the greatest posts of all time.

And since SLCPunk is the greatest poster of all time, he will teach me and train in time to be just like the soilder he is.  ok
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2006, 02:41:54 PM »
I dont remember every post I've read, but there have been alot of good ones. In all sections of the forums. Saul's cd starts now one liners are hilarious(at times). The post that sticks out the most right now is the SLC post about us not owing axl anything in regards to these leaks. One of the most intelligent and brutally honest posts I have ever read at any forum.
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2006, 02:49:58 PM »
Quote from: jameslofton29 on February 17, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
I dont remember every post I've read, but there have been alot of good ones. In all sections of the forums. Saul's cd starts now one liners are hilarious(at times). The post that sticks out the most right now is the SLC post about us not owing axl anything in regards to these leaks. One of the most intelligent and brutally honest posts I have ever read at any forum.

Wow that is quite the compliment, thanks.
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2006, 03:34:18 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on February 17, 2006, 02:49:58 PM
Quote from: jameslofton29 on February 17, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
I dont remember every post I've read, but there have been alot of good ones. In all sections of the forums. Saul's cd starts now one liners are hilarious(at times). The post that sticks out the most right now is the SLC post about us not owing axl anything in regards to these leaks. One of the most intelligent and brutally honest posts I have ever read at any forum.

Wow that is quite the compliment, thanks.


Imagine. Somebody likes an actual post you wrote instead of mentioning all the off topic pics you posted in the GN'R section.  Shocked

Wonder if that could mean something....



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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2006, 10:39:33 AM »
Quote from: MCT on February 17, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
That one where that guy said that thing! It was great!

There was another one too, but I can't really remember.





I remember that. It was so funny the thing that guy said about something
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2006, 11:53:41 AM »
I don't know about the greatest post of all time but this is the best post ive read today

Quote from: RnT on February 18, 2006, 09:34:39 AM
My Theory:

Slash is doing this


Slash, drunk as hell, put a KFC in the head, go to the studio where the guy is mixing the album, enter the studio and say "hey, Im blofkethead, let me hear what I recorded" ... the studio guy says "sure bucket" ... then Slash take the CD and start to run as fast as he can laughing "heeey, Im blofketheaaaaaad, Im blofketheaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and I do the chacko thing !!"

It made me laugh alot when i actually imagined it, its probably just the word blofkethead that made me laugh

Coming in second for today is the confirmation that the sharing of the music:

Quote from: Skeba on February 18, 2006, 04:06:04 AM
is illegal. At least in Finland.
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2006, 12:03:15 PM »
Quote from: jarmo on February 17, 2006, 03:34:18 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on February 17, 2006, 02:49:58 PM
Quote from: jameslofton29 on February 17, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
I dont remember every post I've read, but there have been alot of good ones. In all sections of the forums. Saul's cd starts now one liners are hilarious(at times). The post that sticks out the most right now is the SLC post about us not owing axl anything in regards to these leaks. One of the most intelligent and brutally honest posts I have ever read at any forum.

Wow that is quite the compliment, thanks.


Imagine. Somebody likes an actual post you wrote instead of mentioning all the off topic pics you posted in the GN'R section.  Shocked

Wonder if that could mean something....



/jarmo

Sorry if my sense of humor offends you, it doesn't seem to offend anyobdy else.

Maybe I should start a thread about Axl's hair? Or maybe I could post a fake picture of an "album cover", maybe I could even start a thread that says "Don't shot the messenger" in the first line? Would that be better? Would you prefer I write in that style?

I get responses to all my posts from other members.

I'm sure that means something.........................
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2006, 12:08:14 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on February 18, 2006, 12:03:15 PM

Sorry if my sense of humor offends you, it doesn't seem to offend anyobdy else.

Maybe I should start a thread about Axl's hair? Or maybe I could post a fake picture of an "album cover", maybe I could even start a thread that says "Don't shot the messenger" in the first line? Would that be better? Would you prefer I write in that style?

I get responses to all my posts from other members.

I'm sure that means something.........................

*Considers not replying for the irony of it*

I want to see more of people's 'greatest posts', i read the forum pretty often and i admit i see pretty amusing things on a regular basis
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2006, 03:49:32 PM »
Quote from: *Izzy* on February 18, 2006, 10:39:33 AM
Quote from: MCT on February 17, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
That one where that guy said that thing! It was great!

There was another one too, but I can't really remember.

I remember that. It was so funny the thing that guy said about something

That guy and that thing he said, classic!

Remember the one about the guy who lived next to the tree that was next to the other tree?!? Man, that shit was the best!

The best shit. How oxymoronic....................................(<--the ellipsis on crack-->)........................................


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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2006, 04:52:23 PM »
The guy....the tree, Christ that stuff was priceless, I mean really if anything here should be read and appreciated it's that guys posts and the trees

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The best shit. How oxymoronic

Speaking of which

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=21385.0
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2006, 06:48:21 PM »
Quote from: jarmo on February 17, 2006, 03:34:18 PM
Imagine. Somebody likes an actual post you wrote instead of mentioning all the off topic pics you posted in the GN'R section.? Shocked

Wonder if that could mean something....



/jarmo

Excuse me, I have to go look up sarcasm in the dictionary and see if they reference this comment yet.

I still have to go with the whole Mullet thread that shot off from the original Def Leppard topic.
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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2006, 07:30:17 AM »
i have to nominate myself, but unfortunately, due to a coverup the thread it existed in has been completely modified to save myself from being banned.

i'll leave this as a token to the few who even remembered it. i feel like some sorta secret agent now.
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2006, 09:22:03 AM »
Quote from: Oddy on February 19, 2006, 07:30:17 AM
i have to nominate myself, but unfortunately, due to a coverup the thread it existed in has been completely modified to save myself from being banned.

i'll leave this as a token to the few who even remembered it. i feel like some sorta secret agent now.




rofl That was pretty funny. A very interesting way of bringing up the songs.
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2006, 01:08:40 PM »
Quote from: *Izzy* on February 18, 2006, 04:52:23 PM
http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=21385.0

I confess, I get all my material from you.
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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2006, 04:40:31 PM »
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Quote from: *Izzy* on February 18, 2006, 04:52:23 PM
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I confess, I get all my material from you.

I wasn't saying that you stole it from me, it just made me think of that thread

Were you serious about the guy living next to the tree?? ?hihi
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2006, 06:13:48 PM »
...and there, an example of an oxymoron without the oxy.

Woo!

My favourite post? The one where I said 'Locked!'

That was a good post.  Smiley
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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2006, 06:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Jim on February 19, 2006, 06:13:48 PM
...and there, an example of an oxymoron without the oxy.

Woo!

My favourite post? The one where I said 'Locked!'

That was a good post.  Smiley

a good post? your memory must be slipping, youve done that a zillion times, not just once...we have felt the pain of your power hungry finger Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2006, 07:41:13 PM »
i'd say that all of my posts are pretty awsome.. i rock  peace

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« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2006, 10:22:50 PM »
My favorite post was one from Saul about getting bonus stuff with Chinese Democracy-

I want a shot of botox , a collage , a signed nena 8x10 , 10 tips from tommy on how to kiss ass better , a printed lesson from pittman on how to look cool when you're really not doing anything onstage & a gift certificate from Dizzy to buy another part of his soul on ebay , all included with my purchase of Chinese Democracy. 

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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2006, 10:38:03 PM »
Quote from: *Izzy* on February 19, 2006, 04:40:31 PM
Were you serious about the guy living next to the tree?

Haha...no! I was only screwin' around by.

I wasn't serious about the material thing either... Tongue
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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2006, 03:50:32 PM »
Quote from: Jim on February 19, 2006, 06:13:48 PM
...and there, an example of an oxymoron without the oxy.

Woo!

^ an example of an oxymoron without the moron? Cheesy (if you figure that out you are honestly the smartest person ever)

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Were you serious about the guy living next to the tree?

I wasn't serious about the material thing either... Tongue

Now that I knew? Grin
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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2006, 06:29:28 PM »
Quote from: *Izzy* on February 20, 2006, 03:50:32 PM
Quote from: Jim on February 19, 2006, 06:13:48 PM
...and there, an example of an oxymoron without the oxy.

Woo!

^ an example of an oxymoron without the moron? Cheesy (if you figure that out you are honestly the smartest person ever)

Do you refer, sir, to the rush of onomatopoeic air escaping his proverbial lungs?
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« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2006, 07:58:38 PM »
U2 is the greatest band of all time.

That ^ was the greatest post of all time. You can close the thread now. Grin
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