Here Today... Gone To Hell!

get this. This is fucking bullshit yeah.

So i do my test, it went fucking sound. I came out of it with 3 minors.

Then i got an instant fail. Wasnt my fault. This is what went down.

I finished doing the parallel park. Waited for the traffic, i went to move off. i stopped because i noticed some tool of an old woman on a mobility scooter. She pulled up behind me, stopped. So i went to go cause she stopped and showed no sign of moving. Then she went the second i went, so the instructor had to stop the car.

Thats what failed me. fucking bullshit. Fucking unfair.

Fuck that. Fuck that old woman to hell.

Did you spill the instructor's coffee? That's an instant fail also  :hihi:

haha nah. she didnt have one.

License to Drive. ha



Sorry mrlee.

I failed my driving test the first time too.

So did I.  No worries, brother, whatever doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you.  Keep on truckin, oops, I mean, walkin.

Where are you from?  Reason being I don't know your local laws, but, I can only assume you failed because you should have rolled down the window and yelled: "Are you going to f--king move or just sit there and look stupid?"   :hihi:

Nah, protocol insists that he slowly turn his head, look at the old woman, and rev the engine twice, as if to say "let's do this".  I suppose she would respond by honking her Rascal horn.  :rofl:

  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: With an added Duke Nukem voiced "COME GET SOME"

*burns old woman disguise and scooter on abandoned wasteground*

I passed my first time taking it.

Granted, it's North Texas where the test was parallel parking (which i sucked at, but did decently enough to pass) and then circling two blocks without much traffic around.  And I was 24-- 8 years older than the average first-timer.

I got to parallel park with only a one car around my spot (the front car, at that).  Talk about easy.  How can you say I hit that non-existent car?  Maybe it was one of those eensy weensy Euro cars! 

Anyway, mrlee, don't take it too hard.  I almost killed some ol' lady during my learner's permit phase (seriously...some kid yelled out "GRANDMA!" as she crossed and I drove  :rofl: ...no harm done, and I am in no way responsible for any future heart attacks she may have had  :nervous:). 

Bollocks to cars. Motorcycles are what it's all about. Passed my DAS test first time yesterday so all ist gut. So much cheaper than a car & people won't scrounge lifts of you too : ok:

Yea 'cept your legs are now the bumpers...

The danger's part of the attraction. Kinda like a 1 night stand ;D

No cars for me either, just some posts.  Hit the post, you're done.  And you had to back in to the spot, not go in forward.

anybody else see the irony in a female giving a driving test?  :hihi:  I'm kidding of course...kind of....

one of my friends crashed into a tree on her driving test.

Been there, done that.

Think about getting another one every now and again, but...naw. They were girl magnets though, I will say that.

I hit a cone in the parking lot so i failed my first test too.. frustrating!  i definitely became better after driving a lot more though.

you should strait up hunt that bitch down, take her scooter, take her cat, parakeet whatever just take it, slap her, then run. But not with out cutting the phone cord so she can't call the cops or an ambulance encase she falls.

but yeah your right that is bullshit, i hate it when fucking old people on their scooters people on their fucking bikes or goddamn runners are out running, walking, or scooting on the GODDAMN ROAD :rant: ! i hate it with a passion especially since there are perfectly good fucking side walks. personally i get as close as i posible can with out hitting them, that way you get your point across with out the messiness of murder : ok:

Let us pray dear lawyard you are kidding...

So much paperwork. You can't be doing with it...



Anyway, try one of these (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2604162447_be70ce373f_o.jpg) instead ;D