Favourite Film Line

[Angel Down]

Good idea for a thread? There are so many classic lines out there......


2 of my Faves:


Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Carlos Montoya, you killed my Father, prepare to die"

Gone With The Wind

"As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again!"



What's Yours? 

[Vicious Wishes]

^ it's Inigo Montoya, not Carlos.

Caddyshack: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

It's a little long, but said by one of the funniest actors around, who played one of the funniest characters ever..Carl the groundskeeper.

[Jaci_Roxx]

The Crow:

Eric Draven: "Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial. "

Interview With The Vampire:

Louis: "That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched its whole magnificence for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sun light, and set out to become what I became. "

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That pretty much sums up my taste in movies, LOL. 

[Angel Down]

Basically every line in Dr Strangelove is a winner!

"remember, Jack! I was feeding you........and you were feeding me......"

"children's icecream mandrake"

"hello Dimitri......Dimitri.........something a little bit funny has gone wrong with the bomb! What! The bomb Dimitri.........well, you know....... a little bit......funny"

Sgt Bat Guano......if that really is your name....."


Does anyone know the line about the Coca Cola Corporation? 

[mrlee]

The Crow:

Eric Draven: "Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial. "

Interview With The Vampire:

Louis: "That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched its whole magnificence for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sun light, and set out to become what I became. "

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That pretty much sums up my taste in movies, LOL. 

i like that quote from interview with a vampire, never seen the movie i think il ltry catch it sometime.

[Rockin' Rose]

One of my favourites,

Predator

The dude Arnold is playing, throws a huge knive trough some enemy guy and the knive gets stuck to a door or something and Arnold says:

"Stick around"

Classic

[Smoking Guns]

Terminator:

"I'll be back"

Rudy:

"you're 5 foot nothin, a hundred and nothin, and not a spec of athletic ability."

Just one of the Guys:

"all balls itch, its a fact"

Gladiator:

"My name is Maximus Desperatus (sp), husband of a slain wife, father of a murdered son, and I will have my vengence, in this life or the next"  Okay, that was close, but you get the point.

Rocky:

"Now you knock him down, why don't you try knockin me down now. "

[Izzy]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

-Dirty Harry

[Smoking Guns]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

-Dirty Harry

Wow, killer quote!  Good find Izzy.

[norway]

English motherfucker, do you speak it? -Pulp Fiction-

[Vicious Wishes]

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.--Andy dufresne, the shawshank redemption

[*Timothy*]

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.--Andy dufresne, the shawshank redemption

I thought Red said that.

[Vicious Wishes]

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.--Andy dufresne, the shawshank redemption

I thought Red said that.

Andy was talking to Red, but Andy said it.

[faldor]

English motherfucker, do you speak it? -Pulp Fiction-

What ain't no country I ever heard of.  They speak English in What?
What?
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
What?
Say what again, say what one more goddamn time



Ah, it's been awhile since I've seen that movie.  My all time favorite though.

[*Timothy*]

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.--Andy dufresne, the shawshank redemption

I thought Red said that.

Andy was talking to Red, but Andy said it.

Ah , been a while since i watched the flick.

[Angel Down]

Casablanca

"Round up the usual suspects"



 

[The Chad Cometh]

A man once said to me, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back". - Gladiator

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can hear, what you can smell, taste and touch then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. - The Matrix

[Wheres Izzy]

"Klatu....Veratta...Nihuggrghhh"
-THE Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

[russkwtx]

Gone with the wind:

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Sober_times]

Heres a couple from one of my favorite films. "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"


Steve Zissou:"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. "



Alistair Hennessey: "Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?"

Bill Ubell: "Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man."


Steve Zissou: "Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music."

[freedom78]

Full Metal Jacket

[1] Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over!

[2]
Marine, what is that button on your body armor?

---A peace symbol, sir.

Where'd you get it?

---I don't remember, sir.

What is that you've got written on your helmet?

---"Born to Kill", sir.

You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

---No, sir.

You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.

---Yes, sir.

Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.

---I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.

The what?

---The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

Whose side are you on, son?

---Our side, sir.

Don't you love your country?

---Yes, sir.

Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?

---Yes, sir.

Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

---Aye-aye, sir.

[3] I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

Tombstone

[4] Doc Holliday, after killing Johnny Ringo: Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

Braveheart

[5] You dropped your rock.

Scarface

[6] The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.

Fight Club

[7] I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

This is Spinal Tap

You can't really dust for vomit. 

Bull Durham

[8] Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.

The Big Lebowski

[9]
Thug, Holding up a bowling ball:  What the fuck is this?

The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

[10]
The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?

The Dude: My rug.

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude: Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about
drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Asian-American, please.

The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy...

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about?

The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!

Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.

Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

Office Space

[11] "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

[ben9785]

"Midnight Run" (Robert De Niro).

This film is a classic. The humor isn't obvious, it depends on what your sense of humor is like.
I love the buddy cop kind of films with split personalities; the two main characters in this film aren't cops but they have different personalities. Jack Walsh (played by De Niro) is a ex-cop who doesn't take any shit, and his accomplice Jonathan Mardukas is a typical annoying prick who thinks he knows everything and talks too much. De Niro's deadpan reactions is what makes it funny to me anyway.

(Talking about Jack Walsh's failed marraige)
Jonathan Mardukas: Did she hurt you, Jack?
Jack Walsh: Yeah, she did.
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry.
Jack Walsh: What're you sorry about?
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry you're hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt."
Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say that.
Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up.

[Vicious Wishes]

"Midnight Run" (Robert De Niro).

This film is a classic. The humor isn't obvious, it depends on what your sense of humor is like.
I love the buddy cop kind of films with split personalities; the two main characters in this film aren't cops but they have different personalities. Jack Walsh (played by De Niro) is a ex-cop who doesn't take any shit, and his accomplice Jonathan Mardukas is a typical annoying prick who thinks he knows everything and talks too much. De Niro's deadpan reactions is what makes it funny to me anyway.

(Talking about Jack Walsh's failed marraige)
Jonathan Mardukas: Did she hurt you, Jack?
Jack Walsh: Yeah, she did.
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry.
Jack Walsh: What're you sorry about?
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry you're hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt."
Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say that.
Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up.

^one of the funniest movies around. Definately DeNiro's best comedic performance, better than Meet the Parents or Analyze this.

Jonathan Mardukas: [making fun of Jack] Jack? "What?" When do you think you we're gonna get to L.A.? "None of your fucking business!" Well, I have to go to the bathroom. "Shut the fuck up!"

[Kujo]

"I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. Instead of a bum, which is what I am." - Marlon Brando as Terry Malloy in On the Waterfront.

[ben9785]

^one of the funniest movies around. Definately DeNiro's best comedic performance, better than Meet the Parents or Analyze this.

Jonathan Mardukas: [making fun of Jack] Jack? "What?" When do you think you we're gonna get to L.A.? "None of your fucking business!" Well, I have to go to the bathroom. "Shut the fuck up!"

Nice one - yeah it is a classic film. I'm almost up to finishing it for the first time since I got the DVD release (used to have a dodgy tape copy), and I can't wait to watch it again.


Another classic movie is "Donnie Brasco", although can't recall any specific quotes or anything like that.

[Kujo]

If your a rat, then Im the biggest mutt in the history of the mafia - Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco

[ben9785]

If your a rat, then Im the biggest mutt in the history of the mafia - Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco

Yes, brilliant film. Actually, I recently got the book as well, which the film was based on. If you liked the film, you have to read the book. The film barely covers the whole story.

[fuckin crazy]

Wizards

Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...
Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.

 

If your under 40, rent this movie. If your over 40, you know what I'm "talking" about.

[GeorgeSteele]

Young Frankenstein

Frau Blucha:  YESSS!!!  He vas my BOYFRIEND!!!