TV pitchman Billy Mays dead

[GNRreunioneventually]

" HI BILLY MASE HERE FOR COKE (short) shfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. NEVER BE TIRED AGAIN.

SICK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ALL YOU WANT TO DO IN ONE DAY? WANT TO DO MORE? WANT MORE ENERGY? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER THAN COKE.

COKE IS PERFECT FOR TRUCKERS FUCKERS SUCKERS AND ANDY DICK.

CALL RIGHT NOW AND GET AN OUNCE FOR ONLY $99.99 BUT CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND GET 2 BAGS FOR $299.95. THATS A SAVINGS YOU CAN'T DENY CALL NOW"

its all in caps cause thats the way he talks.


RIP Billy. i love'd your comersials

[Jdog0830]

" HI BILLY MASE HERE FOR COKE (short) shfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. NEVER BE TIRED AGAIN.

SICK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ALL YOU WANT TO DO IN ONE DAY? WANT TO DO MORE? WANT MORE ENERGY? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER THAN COKE.

COKE IS PERFECT FOR TRUCKERS FUCKERS SUCKERS AND ANDY DICK.

CALL RIGHT NOW AND GET AN OUNCE FOR ONLY $99.99 BUT CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND GET 2 BAGS FOR $299.95. THATS A SAVINGS YOU CAN'T DENY CALL NOW"

its all in caps cause thats the way he talks.


RIP Billy. i love'd your comersials

I could see him do that if it was legal