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50 Ways To Annoy A Metalhead

1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil.
2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of them.
3. Hide their joint under their library card.
4. Ask if they know of any other cool bands like Slipknot.
5. If they're listening to metal, tell them it sounds like some mainstream band. Doesn't matter who.
6. Say it's all a ripoff of Iron Butterfly anyway.
7. Ask if they've given their souls to Jesus yet.
8. Vaguely imply that you're gay and would like their company for the evening.
9. Record over their Cannibal Corpse albums with other Cannibal Corpse albums and see if they ever notice the difference.
10. Refuse to accept their fake I.D.
11. Ask how much Dio got paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "cookie monster vocals" and act like it's the funniest, most original thing you've ever come up with.
13. If they're listening to metal, tell them "These guys don't have talent. Now (insert any mainstream band here), those guys have talent!"
14. Say "What is vinyl?"
15. Point out how homosexual Manowar is. If they agree, tell them the only thing more homosexual is Black Sabbath with Dio.
16. Tell them it all sounds the same.
17. Admit that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippy who had already peaked musically.
18. If they say they love 80s metal, ask them what ever happened to Poison.
19. Tell them you like underground music too, like (insert the newest overhyped fashionable loud-ish band from the radio)
20. Point out that Tarja from Nightwish can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would be better if they used a dance troupe.
22. Ask if Mayhem is Marilyn Manson's band.
23. Divert their CD shipments to the local Jewish community center.
24. Write "God Loves You" on their Venom backpatch.
25. Point out that just about every genre of music has an underground with bands who have integrity, so metal really isn't that unique.
26. Post under their nickname on a power metal board and say Ray Alder shits all over John Arch.
27. Take out the Iron Maiden disc and put in 50 Cent.
28. Give them a spiky pop-punk haircut while they sleep.
29. Pronounce "Celtic Frost" correctly.
30. If they're over 25, say that people can still rock even if they have an unplanned child or two and drive a grocery getter. Then point and laugh.
31. Tell them you're not hiring and to try the other Cinnabon down the street.
32. Sit quietly and applaud politely at a metal show.
33. Make them be sober for five whole seconds.
34. Ask if Randy Rhoads was on the same flight as John Denver.
35. Tell them Korn brought metal back to life in the 90s.
36. Turn the bass way up on their stereo.
37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
38. Call Doro fat.
39. Call them on their horrible grammar and/or spelling.
40. Remind them that metal is partially derived from the blues. Then accuse them of being wiggers.
41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about classic metal and/or power metal vocalists.
42. If it's a guy with long hair, address him as if he were female. Don't correct yourself about it.
43 .Be impressed with how much RoadRunner Records has improved over the past ten years.
44. Say you love Metallica's debut, The Black Album.
45. Notice that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in 30 years of playing bass.
46. Refer to metal as "that kill-your-father rape-your-mother stuff."
47. Ask them if their favorite band is so good, how come nobody has ever heard of them.
48. Pine for the good old days when Pour Some Sugar On Me was a big hit.
49. Tell them you used to be a metalhead, but grew out of it when you started listening to more intellectual stuff like (insert any band at all here)
50. Post a list of "Ways To Annoy Metal Fans" knowing full well that so many of them internalize everything and can't take a joke.

There s definetly not a small list of metal bands i like . i like Metallica, Megadeth, Ozzy , Mototrhead etc. But those facts are true and i take the joke, reminds me of my friends   

And the point of this thread is what?  To insult metalheads? That list isn't even funny, it's retarded!!

See point 50!  :smoking:

Cool thread. Im a metalhead, love it, love it, love it.

Nothing annoys me, im innit for the music and nothing else.

Ah thats great!

Funny stuff...but I'm a metalhead and I think Poison rules.  I love both hair and thrash metal!

Heh, I'd like to think of 50 bogus bands and stuff for my newb's guide to black metal, which is a joke.

That was fucking sweet!!!!!!! :beer:

Think about it this way: the people who made the list are metal fans as well, otherwise they wouldn't've known all that stuff. Don't take it so seriously.

 :rant: Not true!

Haha! That list is genius! Thanks for postin it!  : ok:

I find something very funny about accussing people of being gay, so childish ?:hihi:

 :smoking: Izzy ?:smoking:

51. Rub it in thier faces that Halford was gay
52. Ask them how many brain cells they killed while headbanging.
53. Call every metal front man with long hair a "scruffy gorilla"
54. Ask them whats the point of lyrics if you can't understand what thier saying.
55. What ever happened to Vivian Campel?
56. Invite them to a pop-punk concert with you.
57. Tell them that you absolutely love that rap song with the Crazy Train sample.
58. Pantara wasn't a band, they were drunk hobos that got locked in a recording studio.
59. Tell them they'll go deaf if they continue listening to metal. Then reply to everything they say with a loud "Whaaat?"
60. Ask if they've ever heard of this great new band: The Darkness

Ur walking a tight rope now! :rant: ;)

I'm with 100% Rob.  Hair Metal Rules!!!!  : ok:

if it wasnt for hairmetal then Skid Row would not have been born, then they wouldnt have evolved into badasses.

Damn. Im not even fan, but that hurts  ;D

IF THERES ONE THING I HATE, ITS NIGHTWISH!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE THEY BE LIKED :rant:

Heh, what can I say - some people even like M?tley Crue, it's a crazy world ;)

Hey man, Motley Crue kick ass!!!!  :yes:

I think us Metalheads should be proud that those 50 ways were posted because now we should know how to prove those Metalhead-haters wrong

No one hates metal heads, in fact as previously mentioned by Skeletor this was most likely written by a metal fan

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

Yeah I know some people even like Bon Jovi, I can't understand that  :no:  :hihi:

i know they suck ass, kill bon jovi.

haha! Nice ones, N.I.B. (Nativity In Black, the Sabbath song? Rockin'! *headbangs*)

61. Keep insinuating that Ozzy has 'sold out'.