Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Do any of you actually speak Irish or live in a Gealtacht? ???
I'm still in school, and still learning how to speak it,  but its just taught so shitty.
I'm proud i can speak it, but its not really used no more. :smoking:

I went to an Irish primary and secondry school, I speak it fleuntly

Love the signature by the way? :rofl:

"I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
 And ride you over fences,
 Polish your hooves every single day,
 And bring you to the horse dentist"

 :rofl:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

Well I am half Irish but dont know the dialect or live in the country. The only Irish terms I know are "Guiness" and "Brilliant!"

Hell no! I wish I could speak it properly, but as you say, it's just taught so shitty!

I'm almost all Irish but i don't know a damn thing about the nationality :confused:

If 4 people (or more)  tell you that you are drunk, you must fall down.

It's the law out there.

And you must say 'fuck' or 'feck' between - and even inside - most words.

Pass me th'fucken Guinness, ya fucken' bastard! A's fucken righ', you over fucken thur! Abso-fucken-lutely? :beer:

That's how they all speak. Every Irish person sounds like that all the time. Honest.

That is how one would speak in a teaocracy as well.........

Exactly we're the fuckin best fuckin cursers in the fuckin world!

Well I learned how to speak Irish quite well but since I finished school Ive forgotten a lot of it.

Its just because I dont need to use it....unless I get stranded in Connemara or sumtin!!

Can I have a show of hands for all the fr ted fans out there! Fr Ted is like a language on its in my circle of friends, we all know the episodes inside out and ppl dont know what were laughing at!

Fuck sakes, take that fuckin' statement back this fecken' minute. Fucking non Irish fecking filthy bastards think we fucking swear all the time, it's just a big fecken' miscon-fucking-ception

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

thats the nearest most irish get to speaking irish gaelic...good try, but you need more of the black stuff

I know if only I had added "piss off" at the end? :-\

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

if they remake father ted, you would make a great father jack...

"Bain as!" y? :-\

??? What?

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

 I thought it meant "piss off" in gaelic...or " bugger off" or maybe I don't know. :-\

"Bain" means remove of take
"As" means out or off or from

So you said "take off", "take out" or "take from"

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

that would be newfoundalnd lad..... then we are pretty much all irish here anyway..... Ireland should invade us ;)

Good racket...