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Title: [JOKE] Headline News: New Guns Guitarist (Crazy J)
Post by: Dignan on July 08, 2005, 10:52:30 AM
Just trying to fit the theme of most "educated" posts on this message board...

I found this article, which is probably what's delaying the new Guns record:

"spackbace writes "Researchers at the Georgia Institute of Technology have created a mechanical guitar playing robot, named the Crazy J. The guitar player is composed of two mechanical systems that interact to play a range of 29 musical notes. A plucking mechanism with six independently controlled picks is mounted over the body of the guitar and a fingering mechanism with an array of 23 fingertips is mounted over the first four frets of the fingerboard."
Source: http://hardware.slashdot.org/hardware/05/07/08/0245247.shtml?tid=216&tid=141

I believe Mr. Rose is waiting for this technology to be perfected. Robots will never argue, bitch, or cause a fuss in the recording studio, and will always play what he wants, when he wants.

/Dignan.


Title: Re: Headline News: New Guns Guitarist (Crazy J). Possible reason for delay?
Post by: Voodoochild on July 08, 2005, 10:56:37 AM
Yeah, I didn't laugh so much like that in years.
Ok, change the title, it's just a lame ass joke.


Title: Re: [JOKE] Headline News: New Guns Guitarist (Crazy J)
Post by: Rob on July 08, 2005, 02:08:57 PM
Another robot guitar player?  Didn't Axl learn his lesson with Buckethead?