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Off Topic => The Jungle => Topic started by: Dry Heat on September 16, 2005, 03:43:13 PM



Title: US GOVERNMENT EMBLEM CHANGE
Post by: Dry Heat on September 16, 2005, 03:43:13 PM
Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!


There was a picture with the e-mail that I got but it got lost in the translation...I'm sure you get the meaning!


Title: Re: US GOVERNMENT EMBLEM CHANGE
Post by: Sakib on September 17, 2005, 03:46:52 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:: rofl: :rofl: