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Title: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Pryor Murphy on January 17, 2005, 03:00:12 PM
I don't know if people here are fans of stand-up, but I'm personally a big fan of it, because no comedy movie ain't funnier than a good stand-up flick...


Here are my favourite Stand-up comedians(i just make it top 3, but you can do longer list if you want to):

1. Richard Pryor: this guy is a legend, simply as that. He brought the genre to a new level...he is the king of comedy.
2. Eddie Murphy: Eddies style is a bit similar to Richies, but his unbeliveable acting skills makes him something else...
3. Robin Williams. Energized, hysteric and little bit crazy, well that's Robin...


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: norway on January 17, 2005, 03:08:43 PM
seinfeld did a good standup dvd, eddie murphy is ver good, love delirius


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Axls Locomotive on January 17, 2005, 03:12:35 PM
Billy Connolly and Eddie Murphy


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Cornell on January 17, 2005, 03:26:37 PM
Eddie Murphy, George Carlin and Chris Rock.  : ok:


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Eazy E on January 17, 2005, 03:43:00 PM
Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are two of my favourites....

I REALLY liked Margaret Cho's first stand-up release ("I'll eat pussy, it's just not my first choice")... but I didn't laugh too much at her second one.  She lost a LOT of weight, and I think her facial expressions suffered as a result, but the jokes just weren't as strong either.

OH!!!!!!....... and how could I forget DICE!! "Fuckin' Midgets!"


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Pryor Murphy on January 17, 2005, 03:51:55 PM
OH!!!!!!....... and how could I forget DICE!! "Fuckin' Midgets!"

Yeah! The Diceman. "Well, that's what I think..." :hihi:


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: MadmanDan on January 17, 2005, 04:25:43 PM
I haven't seen many of them,but when I saw Robin Williams I fell out of my seat laughing, so he gets my vote


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Narcissa on January 17, 2005, 04:35:56 PM

the Bremner Bird and Fortune guys are great live


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on January 17, 2005, 04:54:17 PM
1 - seinfeld
2 - dave chappelle

these are the only americans i really love (and know a lot ...)
after discovering chappelle i was kinda disapointed in chris rock , i duno ....

and i won't go into french names .....


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: 2NaFish on January 17, 2005, 05:01:11 PM
Bill Hicks.

Comedian, philosopher, sheep-herder, musician. God.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Captain Obvious on January 17, 2005, 08:48:23 PM
Chris Rock is the funniest I heard, but I haven't heard much. I don't mind Seinfeld. I really don't see anything special about Robin Williams, I saw one of his DVD's and was yawning all the way through it.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Will on January 17, 2005, 09:15:58 PM
American humour is pretty lame, and so are you WAT-EVER, your totally a fuck wit.

If you keep that attitude with that kind of comments, even if you're trying to be funny (but you're not), you're not gonna stick around very long.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: N.I.B on January 17, 2005, 09:24:43 PM
Chris Rock, Robin Williams, and Russel Peters


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: ClintroN on January 17, 2005, 10:49:32 PM
American humour is pretty lame, and so are you WAT-EVER, your totally a fuck wit.

If you keep that attitude with that kind of comments, even if you're trying to be funny (but you're not), you're not gonna stick around very long.

Who's being funny, if you cant take other people's opinion's then thats your problem.
I didnt see you in a hurry when WAT-EVER wrote shit about my mum hey Will!!


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Mal Brossard on January 17, 2005, 11:03:19 PM
George Carlin.  Nuff said.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: D on January 17, 2005, 11:08:18 PM
i think chris rock is hilarious

richard pryor
eddie murphy
chris rock
chris tucker
havent got to hear much of dave chapelle yet


i dont really like robin williams to be honest


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Will on January 18, 2005, 12:51:02 AM
Who's being funny, if you cant take other people's opinion's then thats your problem.
I didnt see you in a hurry when WAT-EVER wrote shit about my mum hey Will!!

Saying someone is a "fuck wit" isn't an opinion, it's a personal attack, buddy. And you clearly know it's not what we like around here. I didn't see him writing "shit about [your] mum" indeed, because I don't read every post on this board, I'm not a machine. If he did indeed make such comments, I would have said something all the same. If it's another of your attempts at being funny, well, try again.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on January 18, 2005, 01:04:24 AM
(ok i'm sorry, the mom comment was stupid, but it was obviously stoopid ... :) )


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: ClintroN on January 18, 2005, 02:32:19 AM
If it's another of your attempts at being funny, well, try again.

once again, who's being funny William.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: kupirock on January 18, 2005, 02:59:26 AM
Dave Chappelle
Eddie Murphy

Amazing stuff! .. ..


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: ClintroN on January 18, 2005, 06:21:52 AM
Eddie Murphy - Delarious


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Skeletor on January 18, 2005, 06:56:52 AM
Chris Rock is by far my favorite, he's simply brilliant. Constant quality, I've loved everything I've seen by him. Unlike Dave Chappelle, Chris doesn't get stuck on the same subject (whites vs. blacks). Chappelle is just telling the same damn joke a million times.

The Robin Williams live on Broadway -DVD is pretty good, even though I normally hate the guy.

The Seinfeld-DVD (the one where there's a funeral at the beginning) on the other hand was a huge disappointment. I love the Seinfeld-series, but his stand-up routine sucks ass - even though the small skits he has on the show are usually pretty funny. Anyway, didn't crack a smile once, and barely made it through the DVD without falling asleep.

Bill Hicks was a sort of disappointment as well, though I do think he's alright. I was just expecting more because of all the hype. He spends (-or used to spend, since he's dead-) too much time making those "funny" noises on stage, well if you've seen him you know what I mean.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Cornell on January 18, 2005, 08:03:24 AM
For me Chris Rock is like the new Eddie Murphy.  Eddie is funny in Shrek as well if you really listen to it.

I recently discovered Ron White - he's quite funny too.  : ok:


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Skeba on January 18, 2005, 10:11:08 AM
David Cross... Definately David Cross.
Norm MacDonald is awesome.
Ron White.. He's great!
Eddie Murphy, Lewis Black, Darrell Hammond.. I love stand-up comedy.. Good.. stand-up comedy..

Edited.. Almost forgot: Pablo Francisco's bits are good. He's movietrailer bit is a classic..


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Skeletor on January 18, 2005, 10:53:13 AM
Almost forgot: Pablo Francisco's bits are good. He's movietrailer bit is a classic..

That's true, but unfortunately his Bits and Pieces -DVD isn't that great.. seems all his great material can be fit to 5 minutes, and he isn't able to sustain a longer show.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Skeba on January 18, 2005, 11:01:36 AM
I know.. He's not one of the best, but does have some great material...

But like you said. Bits and Pieces is does not sustain a good flow through out.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Will on January 18, 2005, 11:30:59 AM
once again, who's being funny William.

No one's being funny...No6rt6ni6lC. If you've got a problem with me you can send me a PM or use the Admin section but here it's pretty boring. Thanks.

Btw, I would say Seinfeld. Chris Rock is pretty funny too sometimes. I've never seen Chapelle so I don't know what the buzz is about.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: AxemanOnFire on January 18, 2005, 02:51:01 PM
Peter Kay by far. His crap pop joke is brilliance :hihi:

"It's spitting!"


Title: If you like comedians....
Post by: Throatrake on January 19, 2005, 12:53:22 AM
Check these Bill Hicks clips out.

http://www.sacredcow.com/media/source/store_items/saneman/sunshine.mp3

http://www.sacredcow.com/media/source/store_items/saneman/antix.mp3

http://anon.salon.speedera.net/anon.salon/mp3s/bhicks2.mp3

**WARNING** Rated R


I thought I would also mention that George Carlin, Robin Williams, and Denis Leary, (All awesome comics) have used Bill Hicks skits in their own routines.







Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: jgfnsr on January 19, 2005, 01:08:44 AM
My favorite stand-up comedian?

SLCPUNK

(Although I assume he's usually sitting down when he spews out the shit that makes me laugh!)? ;D


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on January 19, 2005, 04:29:16 AM
i watched some Pablo Francisco.... man he is all about making weird noises ... don't like that ....


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: 2NaFish on January 19, 2005, 09:50:47 AM
I thought I would also mention that George Carlin, Robin Williams, and Denis Leary, (All awesome comics) have used Bill Hicks skits in their own routines.

Dennis Leary has also stolen quite a bit of hicks' routine.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Drew on January 19, 2005, 10:18:49 AM
Jeff Dunham - Ventriloquist/Comedian
Lewis Black
Robin Williams
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Throatrake on January 19, 2005, 10:24:31 AM
I give Dennis sort of a "free pass" on this one. (not that he deserves one)
But I think Dennis is very funny.

Also, he is a hockey nut from Boston, so...

Anyway...
There is no denying that Leary has based his stand-up carreer on Bill Hicks.
The way Leary talks about smoking (Jim Fixx), creating a whole persona built around ciggaretts, the way he would scream at the crowd, the way he would get very loud when he was trying to get a point across.

It's all good though.

Anyone that has really LISTENED to Bill Hicks, knows what it's all about, and there really is no close 2nd.

Hicks is kinda like Buckethead in a way.
They are both  really well kept  secrets.




Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: BangoSkank on January 19, 2005, 09:19:18 PM
hands down its lewis black and ron white... my dad doesnt laugh at much but lew's "rules of enragement" and ron's "drunk in public" got him rolling


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Neon Mobil Horse on January 19, 2005, 09:56:58 PM
Denis Leary is my choice.

"In the words of Jim Henson, 'Anybody got an asprin? I think I've got a cold.'"


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Genesis on January 20, 2005, 09:00:03 AM
Tim Allen?


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Dave_Rose on January 22, 2005, 08:49:00 AM
Eddie Murphy

hands down


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: November Rain 91 on January 22, 2005, 09:17:50 AM
Bill Cosby "Himself" hilarious tape, haven't seen it in years though, robin williams is probably my favorite, Live on Broadyway was awesome. I can't stand Chris Rock most of the time. He can be funny, I just got sick of all the black and white jokes. 1 more, that British cross-dresser, can't remember his name. He wasn't bad either.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Pryor Murphy on January 22, 2005, 09:38:04 AM
that British cross-dresser, can't remember his name. He wasn't bad either.
you mean Eddie Izzard. I haven't seen his acts, some say he is funny too...


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: November Rain 91 on January 23, 2005, 10:32:35 AM
that British cross-dresser, can't remember his name. He wasn't bad either.
you mean Eddie Izzard. I haven't seen his acts, some say he is funny too...

yeah, that's him. Only problem was, if you don't know french, you were kinda lost on the last 10 minutes of his act lol, knew it'd come in handy one day


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: The Convict on January 24, 2005, 08:32:49 AM
Eddie Izzard is far and away my favourite stand up comedian. There's also a Canadian guy called Mike Wilmot who I've watched on TV about 100 times, then was lucky enough to see him on the Comedy Stage at Leeds Festival last year, great show  : ok:


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: fesxine on February 03, 2005, 10:24:32 AM
Jack Dee - really dry sense of humour / sarcasm
Peter Kay - Just awesome


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: captain_corona on February 04, 2005, 06:01:17 AM
Bill Bailey? : ok:


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: fesxine on February 04, 2005, 09:13:54 AM
oh yeah, bill bailey Rocks!!!


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Misfits 138 on February 04, 2005, 09:54:51 AM
Bill Hicks, he was great!!! "do you think when jesus comes back, hes going to want to see a bunch of crosses??"


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: damien24 on February 05, 2005, 03:13:33 AM
george carlin,  -always funny
dennis leary,  - no new stand up in a while- no cure for cancer is a classic
david cross,  - call me weird
sam kinison,  - nuff said - i think i'm the first to put him up-  whats up with that?
dave chappelle  -  one of the funniest people doing stand up right now.



Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Pryor Murphy on February 05, 2005, 09:22:55 AM
dennis leary, - no new stand up in a while- no cure for cancer is a classic

No cure for cancer just makes me angry. Leary is too hyped up. Hicks can do that kind of jokes with style. Okay he went crazy some times. but that wasn't his entire act.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Malcolm on February 07, 2005, 06:48:43 PM
Bill Cosby and Chris Rock obviously are great..But the 4 best by far are:

Jeff Foxworthy: Does the redneck jokes
Bill Engvall: Does the heres your sign jokes
Larry the Cable Guy: Hilarious
Ron White: Usually drunk and hilarious

These 4 guys are from the Blue Collar DVD's and Tv show..The 4 funniest people ever together


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: BP on February 09, 2005, 12:34:22 PM
ladies & gents!!  Hands down

1. Richard Pryor -  I grew up sneaking about with friends listening to his stuff & watching on tape.
2. Eddie Murphy - I heard eddie murphy for the first time when I was 10 or so on Vinyl lol. that was a great day.. mom wasn't around

Christ Rock is more present but he is like a copy of Richard & Eddie in many ways. still funny

Present Comics:

Nobody said christopher titus  he gets my award for new rising comedian for 2004

He has this special out on ... uhhh  mmm Show Time?  I actually laugh my ass off
http://www.christophertitus.com/frameset.htm   this dude.

-BP



Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Pryor Murphy on February 09, 2005, 12:53:52 PM
Nobody said christopher titus he gets my award for new rising comedian for 2004

He has this special out on ... uhhh mmm Show Time? I actually laugh my ass off
http://www.christophertitus.com/frameset.htm this dude.

-BP


Yeah! I know the guy. Buuuuut I've only watch his show. wich was actually funny, for a sitcom.  ;)


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Gemini Guy on February 09, 2005, 01:15:15 PM
The late, great Rodney Dangerfield is the best ever.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: BP on February 09, 2005, 01:31:36 PM
Nobody said christopher titus he gets my award for new rising comedian for 2004

He has this special out on ... uhhh mmm Show Time? I actually laugh my ass off
http://www.christophertitus.com/frameset.htm this dude.

-BP


Yeah! I know the guy. Buuuuut I've only watch his show. wich was actually funny, for a sitcom. ;)

yea his show was really funny.  He addresses the show in his new stand up act ;)


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: BP on February 09, 2005, 01:33:42 PM
The late, great Rodney Dangerfield is the best ever.

I bought 'back to school' the other day!  RIP Rodney.   He was awesome


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: KeVoRkIaN on February 11, 2005, 05:12:09 PM
Chris Rock
Jason Rouse www.jasonrouse.com (http://www.jasonrouse.com)
Dave Chappell


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on February 13, 2005, 04:58:17 PM
I live in the past...Eddie Murphy in Delirious is my pinnacle of stand-up greatness.  It stands the test of time.

Even though I know he's not the greatest, I like Norm MacDonald alot.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: gunsnroses393 on February 15, 2005, 12:34:44 AM
my fav is carlin, hes fucking brillant. also chris rock norm mcdonald nick di pallo sam kennison richard pryor lewis black and jim norton are all really good


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Danny Top Hat on February 15, 2005, 07:53:09 AM
Great call on Bill Bailey, I love his 'Part Troll' DVD.

"I was at Argos the other day, with the laminated book of dreams!"


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Eva GnRAxlRosette on February 15, 2005, 07:25:50 PM
Eddie Izzard is far and away my favourite stand up comedian.

last comic i recall watching and finding myself in stitches  : ok:


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Mysteron on February 16, 2005, 02:44:41 PM
Dennis Leary


Title: Fave Comedian
Post by: Goldie on February 20, 2006, 03:25:03 PM
Who is the comedian that is the funniest? :rofl:

Bill Hicks will always be THE GOD!?


Title: Re: Fave Comedian
Post by: Sakib on February 20, 2006, 04:29:44 PM
Lenny Henry is the funniest comedian i know.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Guns N RockMusic on February 21, 2006, 08:47:11 AM
Doug Stanhope.  This guy is better than Bill Hicks.  Go on kazza or limewire and you'll soon agree.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: axl_rose_700 on February 21, 2006, 09:18:39 AM
ricky gervais
peter kay
lee evans


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: makane on February 21, 2006, 09:30:08 AM
Seinfeld and Seagal


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Jim on February 21, 2006, 10:50:49 AM
Eddie Izzard - Definite Article
Frank Skinner - Birmingham
Peter Key - 'Bungalow
Ricky Gervais - Animals

...oh, there are a lot more.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on February 21, 2006, 12:52:04 PM
did i already answer that ?
anyway :
- seinfeld
- dave chappelle
- dieudon? (french)


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Jim on February 21, 2006, 01:54:00 PM
Yeah, you did you fool, but you said that you wern't going to include any French. Liar!

Have you ever seen Eddie Izzard's stuff?

He speaks French...


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Civil Attitude on February 21, 2006, 03:37:29 PM
Dennis leary




He has  a dvd out with his 2 gr8 hour long stand up specials...the first is no cure for cancer and then lock and load....everytime i watch it i end up crying from laughter


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on February 21, 2006, 04:16:51 PM

Have you ever seen Eddie Izzard's stuff?


nah ... i'll check it out ;) british ? american ?


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Jim on February 21, 2006, 05:28:35 PM
British.

And very, very funny. Definite Article was the first of his shows that I saw, and is probably my favourite...But Glorious  is great, and Dress to Kill was filmed in America.

Which is always good.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: D on February 21, 2006, 08:42:51 PM
I still think Chris Rock is the best of comedians today, he has the best delivery of anybody.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: journey on February 21, 2006, 09:02:59 PM
I love Dave Chappelle. Chris Rock is great too.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Communist China on February 21, 2006, 10:12:02 PM
No one can be Mitch Hedberg, he was the most original comedian ever.

Other names to note: Brian Regan (I'm gonna see him live Thursday!) Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: KeVoRkIaN on February 22, 2006, 01:46:47 AM
Chris Rock or Jason Rouse www.jasonrouse.com (http://www.jasonrouse.com)


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Goldie on February 22, 2006, 09:02:23 PM
No one can be Mitch Hedberg, he was the most original comedian ever.

Other names to note: Brian Regan (I'm gonna see him live Thursday!) Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Mitch RIP :'(

Brian Regan....how about we go in on a pie?


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: kenny_yayo on February 22, 2006, 09:10:29 PM
Bill Hicks is my all-time fav along with Richard Pyror.Out of the living I really like David Cross and Dave Chappelle


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Evolution on February 22, 2006, 09:16:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy5YI5PsbHA&search=Billy%20Connolly


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Communist China on February 22, 2006, 11:28:01 PM
No one can be Mitch Hedberg, he was the most original comedian ever.

Other names to note: Brian Regan (I'm gonna see him live Thursday!) Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Mitch RIP :'(

Brian Regan....how about we go in on a pie?

A pie?
Well I guess I'll get my half pumpkin, then...   :hihi:


Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Jagged Little Pill on February 23, 2006, 04:21:02 AM
I dont really watch stand up comedy but I was watching a clip my boyfriend downloaded on eddie murphy back in the day, it was him talkin about womens orgasms and when you were little and heard the icecream truck and when a chick caught her boyfriend with another lady and hes like " i fucked her, i fucked her, fuck!..................i make love to you" those were so damn funny I laughed and laughed so eddie gets my vote.


Title: Re: Fave Comedian
Post by: ClintroN on February 23, 2006, 04:41:44 AM
Who is the comedian that is the funniest? :rofl:

Bill Hicks will always be THE GOD! 


I 2nd that...hey Goldie ;) ;)

Bill Hicks = GOD

(like in Tool's Aenima cover....Bill Hicks, another dead hero!!)



Title: Re: Who's the funniest stand-up comedian?
Post by: Jim on February 23, 2006, 09:35:36 AM
Oh, Steve Coogan - The Man Who Think's He is it.

'ats a good one.