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Title: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 13, 2006, 06:00:03 PM
Purity tests show how clean of a person you are. The closer to 100 percent, the cleaner you are. The closer to 0 percent, the dirtier you are.

Here's the link:
http://www.puritytest.net/

I got a 70.6 percent as a score.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 13, 2006, 06:05:11 PM
I saw that there was a part two and gave up.

That stuff bores the shit out of me.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jessica on March 13, 2006, 06:48:20 PM
54%

the drugs bit lowered my purity and so did the " i had a sex life you know" bit.... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: journey on March 13, 2006, 07:08:31 PM
I saw that there was a part two and gave up.

That stuff bores the shit out of me.

I gave up too.

But I was 96 percent when I got to the second half, if that counts for anything. 


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 13, 2006, 07:10:25 PM
Yeah, it takes a little bit of patience. But, the whole sex thing is what made my test go down to 71 percent. But, on drugs and kinkiness, I'm clean.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Timothy on March 13, 2006, 08:59:02 PM
58%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 13, 2006, 09:02:50 PM
I got 31.6%.... :hihi: I'm a dirty beeyatch!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sin Cut on March 14, 2006, 02:47:11 AM
Damn SkynyrdGirlm you beat me

51.6%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: axelle rose on March 14, 2006, 06:31:46 AM
64.2


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jessica on March 14, 2006, 06:47:36 AM
Yeah, it takes a little bit of patience. But, the whole sex thing is what made my test go down to 71 percent. But, on drugs and kinkiness, I'm clean.

I got down after admiting to trying quite a lot, even though hard drugs were less than 3 times in my whole life, but still, it went crashing low and sexually didn't help either although i am in no way close to a porn star.

By the way, some of the sex questions were S I C K


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sin Cut on March 14, 2006, 07:09:39 AM
no for D  :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Genesis on March 14, 2006, 07:20:47 AM
500 questions?  :nervous:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 14, 2006, 11:45:59 AM
500 questions?? :nervous:

They have shorter ones that I can post like 100, 200 and 300 questions. Hold on let me find them.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 11:54:04 AM
Well so far I've had you all beat by a mile... :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: axelle rose on March 14, 2006, 12:00:59 PM
Yeah, it takes a little bit of patience. But, the whole sex thing is what made my test go down to 71 percent. But, on drugs and kinkiness, I'm clean.

I got down after admiting to trying quite a lot, even though hard drugs were less than 3 times in my whole life, but still, it went crashing low and sexually didn't help either although i am in no way close to a porn star.

By the way, some of the sex questions were S I C K

Your right really SICK, like did you have sex with a corps,animals ect...


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 12:16:10 PM
Well they've gotta ask those questions don't they, to judge if you really are sick!

And the only reason I didn't have less than 31.6% is because of those questions... I'm really not into dead people or animals.. or some of the other things they said on there!! :puke: If they hadn't have asked those questions, I woulda got something like 0.1%. : ok: :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 14, 2006, 12:23:29 PM
Okay, I found some great links. But, this one site isn't working so I can't post a lot of them.

But, here is a nice, short 100 question test:

http://www.armory.com/tests/dabney.html


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: pilferk on March 14, 2006, 12:34:54 PM
58.6%

Just a bit dirtier than average. :)


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jessica on March 14, 2006, 12:45:34 PM
Well they've gotta ask those questions don't they, to judge if you really are sick!

And the only reason I didn't have less than 31.6% is because of those questions... I'm really not into dead people or animals.. or some of the other things they said on there!! :puke: If they hadn't have asked those questions, I woulda got something like 0.1%. : ok: :hihi:

True, but i doubt that someone " this" sick would actually answer the truth unless they were sick and megalo = hyper dangerous


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 14, 2006, 01:41:58 PM
What a long questionary
69,9% freaking fetichism  :-\


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sakib on March 14, 2006, 03:03:52 PM
that took years. 500 questions

I'm 89.6% Pure (i swear to god im not lying)


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 14, 2006, 03:44:58 PM
Sakib, are you a priest?


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 04:53:14 PM
No, he's just young that's all!

And I doubt priests are that pure. I'm betting that a priest that used to teach English at my school would have got zero percent on that test.

*shudders*


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Lisa on March 14, 2006, 05:11:45 PM
37%  damn, I am seriously going to hell now


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 14, 2006, 05:35:31 PM
18.2%



im a whore......


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 05:38:21 PM
WOW!! Someone beat me!!!

Unlesss..... Prometheus... did you tell fibs? Or did you get so bored that you didn't read the questions and just click randomly? *suspiscious glance to the left at Prometheus*


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 14, 2006, 06:05:59 PM
No, Prometheus is actually a registered sex offender, so he's probably telling the truth.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 06:14:35 PM
:rofl: Wow!

But seriously... dude... what the hell brought your percentile down that much!!!? ??? :o


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 14, 2006, 06:27:49 PM
:rofl: Wow!

But seriously... dude... what the hell brought your percentile down that much!!!? ??? :o

It's nothing to worry about. He probably just has a lot of orgy parties.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: plasmabeam on March 14, 2006, 06:29:47 PM
90.3%... damn I really suck at that. Though I never even dated, so that explains a bit. :-[


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 06:50:44 PM
:rofl: Wow!

But seriously... dude... what the hell brought your percentile down that much!!!? ??? :o

It's nothing to worry about. He probably just has a lot of orgy parties. :hihi:

Haha!! :hihi: Either that or he can suck his own cock!! :rofl:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 14, 2006, 06:52:04 PM
:rofl: Wow!

But seriously... dude... what the hell brought your percentile down that much!!!? ??? :o

It's nothing to worry about. He probably just has a lot of orgy parties. :hihi:

Haha!! :hihi: Either that or he can suck his own cock!! :rofl:

Yeah I've never even tried. I don't want to break my neck though...


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 07:06:18 PM
:hihi:

I got scared when it said at the top of one page... it said that some men AND SOME WOMEN can perform oral sex on themselves...

A woman who could lick herself out?! Jeez! What the fuck! Only a contortionist could even THINK about being able to do that!!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 14, 2006, 07:35:35 PM
honey..... the things i could teach you......


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 14, 2006, 07:44:22 PM
Reeeally? Like what? Keep in mind I know a lot.

Young but not dumb! : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sakib on March 15, 2006, 12:16:36 PM
No, he's just young that's all!

And I doubt priests are that pure. I'm betting that a priest that used to teach English at my school would have got zero percent on that test.

*shudders*

well i practically almost had sex with my ex. so you can imagine the contact. otherwise i wouldve been 96.2%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sin Cut on March 15, 2006, 12:21:21 PM
No, he's just young that's all!

And I doubt priests are that pure. I'm betting that a priest that used to teach English at my school would have got zero percent on that test.

*shudders*

well i practically almost had sex with my ex. so you can imagine the contact. otherwise i wouldve been 96.2%
why not?

I think you should've (if she wasn't some kinda monster)


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 15, 2006, 12:36:09 PM
I think you should've (if she wasn't some kinda monster)

What, is she in Metallica?


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 15, 2006, 02:46:25 PM
Yea... she's Lars's drumming talent... :rofl:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: plasmabeam on March 15, 2006, 04:03:40 PM
Yea... she's Lars's drumming talent... :rofl:

That made my day. :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 15, 2006, 04:50:03 PM
Why thankyou Plasmabeam! :-*


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 15, 2006, 05:36:07 PM
i cant be saying the things that i know out here...... may invole some of my moves getting stolen ;)


but here is a free one..... fuck em like a whore and they come back for more........ this is a fact


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 15, 2006, 05:57:13 PM
I already knew that one dude. :hihi:

I think I'm one of those girls who watched porn to learn when I was younger and less experienced. :hihi: :yes:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: axl_rose_700 on March 15, 2006, 05:59:48 PM
71%!!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 16, 2006, 05:28:44 AM
well porn is always a start for both sexes..... though watching can only take you so far.... and alot of the porn crap is just that, crap.

you have to forge your own path eventually..... i just started that path early


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 16, 2006, 01:16:05 PM
Exactly.

But hey, if you ain't done something before, its always good to just watch some porn, and then just do it! : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 16, 2006, 02:18:02 PM
50.6%

haha dirt.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 16, 2006, 02:37:41 PM
Not as dirty as me though!! :hihi: And no way near as dirty as Prometheus! That man is a dirty slut! :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 16, 2006, 02:48:27 PM
Hehe, it's all because I'm not into the anal stuff, I suppose.

Prometheus, 18.2%??? you must like the animals!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 16, 2006, 03:15:46 PM
:rofl: That's what *I* said!!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on March 16, 2006, 07:43:35 PM
62.8%, and I consider myself pretty damn normal.  I didn't read what the % number means.  Is it the higher the dirtier?  or the lower the dirtier???


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 16, 2006, 07:45:28 PM
Lower the dirtier... that's why we're all intrigued with Prometheus and SkynyrdGirl.  : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on March 16, 2006, 07:48:50 PM
Lower the dirtier... that's why we're all intrigued with Prometheus and SkynyrdGirl.? : ok:


No wonder I wrote in a thread recently SkynyrdGirl's one of my favorite posters here at HTGTH.   :yes:  My goodness!   :beer:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 16, 2006, 07:49:53 PM
:hihi: Aww! Thanks hun! :-* :smoking:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 16, 2006, 07:51:46 PM
97.8%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 16, 2006, 07:52:32 PM
Lower the dirtier... that's why we're all intrigued with Prometheus and SkynyrdGirl.  : ok:


No wonder I wrote in a thread recently SkynyrdGirl's one of my favorite posters here at HTGTH.   :yes:  My goodness!   :beer:

This one should be in the harmless flirting thread.   ;)


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 16, 2006, 07:54:45 PM
97.8%

Really?? you poor poor man... get out and enjoy life!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 16, 2006, 07:57:12 PM
That's what I thought! Although I think Jim just did the first page, got fed up, and went with the percentile from that page. :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on March 16, 2006, 08:06:34 PM
Lower the dirtier... that's why we're all intrigued with Prometheus and SkynyrdGirl.? : ok:


No wonder I wrote in a thread recently SkynyrdGirl's one of my favorite posters here at HTGTH.? ?:yes:? My goodness!? ?:beer:

This one should be in the harmless flirting thread.? ?;)


Me?  Flirt??  Nah, very happily married with 2 wonderful kids  :love: ...skynyrdgirl just cracks me up.   ;D


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 16, 2006, 08:08:04 PM
haha, that's why it's harmless


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 16, 2006, 08:18:22 PM
:hihi: Harmless Flirtin's all in the name of fun! : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 16, 2006, 08:20:59 PM
I'm glad to see that my sincerity shines through.

More than just the once.

Well done guys.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Drew on March 17, 2006, 06:17:46 PM
My score was 73.2%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: journey on March 18, 2006, 12:49:45 AM
That test was obnoxiously long.  :hihi:

My score was 82% 

I don't think anyone has been more pure than Jim.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 18, 2006, 05:54:51 AM
14.6%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 18, 2006, 08:49:32 AM
haha now jim...... that one i dont beleive


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 18, 2006, 09:12:07 AM
Unless of course he has a thing for small animals and fecal matter!  : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 18, 2006, 10:42:47 AM
More like dead baby animals covered in shit.

That's the only way his score could be that low.

So this smells.

A lot.

Like bullshit.

:hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: KeVoRkIaN on March 18, 2006, 11:14:12 AM
33.2% - damn! - Then again I did lose my virginity on a bulldozer... true story!  I think I got extra points for that one somewhere!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on March 18, 2006, 11:33:11 AM
Nice one Kevorkian! Still ain't beat me or Prometheus yet though! :hihi: : ok: Or Jim... if his is true! :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 18, 2006, 01:05:03 PM
see the other thing is im a newfie and all were good for is fishing and fucking...... soooooo that ads to it a fair bit lol


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Vegar on March 18, 2006, 02:47:28 PM
After 2 1/2 pages I got bored..
But after 2, I had a brilliant highscore of about 90 %.. The damn questions like " Have you ever masturbated?" did really ruin my high score stats!  :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 19, 2006, 12:50:04 AM
see the other thing is im a newfie and all were good for is fishing and fucking...... soooooo that ads to it a fair bit lol

You're a Newfie?? I'm a Newfie!!!? Crazy!!  We should take over this forum!


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 19, 2006, 09:14:38 AM
i already have ;)



im tring to bred out the rest of the world LOL


what part of the rock are ya from?


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 19, 2006, 09:32:31 AM
62.7%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Mandy. on March 19, 2006, 10:06:40 AM
I got...
Well, it doesn't matter, does it?  :hihi:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 19, 2006, 10:11:58 AM
62.7%

now jim that one i beleive


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 19, 2006, 12:38:35 PM
I haven't taken the test yet. I don't plan on doing it either.

Over 10 questions? To post a number that I can just make up? Bollocks to that!


6.3%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Backslash on March 20, 2006, 10:43:24 AM
i already have ;)



im tring to bred out the rest of the world LOL


what part of the rock are ya from?

I'm back and forth between Clarenville and St. John's... originally from Sunnyside, small community by the Come by Chance refinery. haha.  Yourself?


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on March 20, 2006, 12:45:11 PM
You're a Newfie?? I'm a Newfie!!!  Crazy!!  We should take over this forum!

No, you should take it out of this thread.

I don't care where you live!

The three of you Newfound fools wouldn't stand a chance anyway.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on March 21, 2006, 11:22:43 PM
i already have ;)



im tring to bred out the rest of the world LOL


what part of the rock are ya from?

out around bay roberts.... back and forth everyday to SJ..... school and the like

I'm back and forth between Clarenville and St. John's... originally from Sunnyside, small community by the Come by Chance refinery. haha.? Yourself?


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sweet s on April 30, 2006, 01:32:38 PM
I got 68.6% Some of those questions were Yuk :hihi:,But i enjoyed filling it out : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: jazjme on April 30, 2006, 02:00:39 PM
damn.....lol

Score:
   26.6%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on April 30, 2006, 03:14:38 PM
Jazjme.... YOU'RE DIRTY!!! :rofl:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on May 01, 2006, 12:19:40 PM
I got 68.6% Some of those questions were Yuk :hihi:,But i enjoyed filling it out : ok:

Yeah, some of the questions I dispise just because of their groseness. But, mostly it's just kinda fun.  : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: TheRaven on May 01, 2006, 01:54:23 PM
93.8%

Raven


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on May 01, 2006, 02:05:43 PM
WOW that's practically virginal! :o


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: TheRaven on May 01, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
lol I guess I'm an old-fashioned gentleman :)

Raven


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on May 01, 2006, 03:43:14 PM
You're a DUDE!!!? :o

maaan that makes even LESS sense!! :rofl:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Is he struggling? on May 01, 2006, 04:27:44 PM
93.4%, and I answred all 500 questions.



Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on May 01, 2006, 04:32:20 PM
:o :o :o


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Jim on May 01, 2006, 07:02:08 PM
This shit is still hanging around?


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sparksry on May 01, 2006, 07:54:10 PM
12.6  :beer:


Geez I didnt think it would be that low


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on May 01, 2006, 08:35:39 PM
12.6? :beer:


Geez I didnt think it would be that low


now I know that you must have done some pretty fucked up shit to get below me...... and that means your actually to the point of being a disturbing individual


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Sparksry on May 01, 2006, 08:36:35 PM
Why What Was yours...


I really have done some fucked up shit but thats in the past


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Prometheus on May 01, 2006, 08:54:38 PM
18.6% its on page 1 or 2


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: MR.BROWNSTONE on May 01, 2006, 09:38:59 PM
81.6%


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: jazjme on May 02, 2006, 07:46:05 AM
Jazjme.... YOU'RE DIRTY!!! :rofl:


lol, sorry............... runs and hides, not.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Elrothiel on May 02, 2006, 09:12:00 AM
12.6 :beer:


Geez I didnt think it would be that low

Oh maaaaan dude you are one filthy muthafuckah!!

Good job!! : ok:


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: anythinggoes on May 02, 2006, 10:38:52 AM
66.2% with all 500 answered nor sure if thats good or bad


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: Markus Asraelius on May 02, 2006, 11:32:30 AM
66.2% with all 500 answered nor sure if thats good or bad

100 percent means you're an angel and 0 percent means that you've done some nasty shit.

The average is around 63 percent so the point is to just see where you rank with the average.


Title: Re: Purity Test
Post by: anythinggoes on May 02, 2006, 11:40:16 AM
ah well im avereage then ive done other tests and i come out 70% evil 75% abnormal 65% selfish so not doing too bad on that one.

but considering ive never done drugs and ive been 100% faithful to my parnter of over 10 years i thought it was low