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Title: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: RichardNixon on March 22, 2006, 10:50:21 AM
If you are a man and could turn into a woman, or vice versa, what would you do?


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 22, 2006, 10:56:47 AM
IF i turned into a woman I would pee seated  :hihi:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Backslash on March 22, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
masturbate... multiple orgasms and no refractory period? how sweet is that?? 


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on March 22, 2006, 11:04:48 AM
i would be as nice as possible to my boyfriend and i would say to him "stay there and watch the footy babe,ill wash the dishes then after the footy you can get drunk and take me upstairs and ravish me".

TAKE NOTE GIRLS  :hihi:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Mal Brossard on March 22, 2006, 11:43:32 AM
masturbate... multiple orgasms and no refractory period? how sweet is that?? 

I knew someone would say it before I could.  I second that.  : ok:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Vegar on March 22, 2006, 11:48:45 AM
i would be as nice as possible to my boyfriend and i would say to him "stay there and watch the footy babe,ill wash the dishes then after the footy you can get drunk and take me upstairs and ravish me".

TAKE NOTE GIRLS  :hihi:
IF i turned into a woman I would pee seated  :hihi:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Danny Top Hat on March 22, 2006, 11:54:10 AM
I'd streak, probably. ?And play with my boobs a lot. ?I'd definately get laid, just to see what sex is like from a girl's perspective, then I guess i'd just streak a bit more.

Girls should streak all the time. :yes:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Laura on March 22, 2006, 12:10:48 PM
i would definatly play with my penis a lot... and have sex to see what it feels like... and thats about it... fart and burp infront of people?


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Izzy on March 22, 2006, 12:22:25 PM
I'd suddenly care about shoes, diets and other peoples feelings

The horror!


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: makane on March 22, 2006, 12:24:04 PM
Would you guys really have sex with men if you "suddenly" changed into a woman overnight?  :no:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on March 22, 2006, 12:31:09 PM
Would you guys really have sex with men if you "suddenly" changed into a woman overnight?? :no:
yeah,id take more cock than bird flu


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 22, 2006, 12:32:03 PM
If I turned into a woman for 24 hours, then I would explore my own body for a full day so I can gather the right knowledge of what to do with a woman.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: misterID on March 22, 2006, 12:34:01 PM
I'd suddenly care about shoes, diets and other peoples feelings

The horror!

Ha Ha!

I'd buy a mirror and play with my boobs. That's about it. :hihi:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Mandy. on March 22, 2006, 12:41:34 PM
Stop being so hard on us  :hihi:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on March 22, 2006, 12:59:02 PM
oh and id go crash my car into a shop window :hihi:
id take a dildo to work with me :drool:
id put diesel in my petrol car ???
id chuck out all my porn and get girly books to read


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Aava on March 22, 2006, 01:29:08 PM
I would argue which one is better Rosey, Samoa Joe or Deadman.
Then I would post at least three times a day to Wrestling-threat.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: axl_rose_700 on March 22, 2006, 01:37:40 PM
I would argue which one is better Rosey, Samoa Joe or Deadman.
Then I would post at least three times a day to Wrestling-threat.

Waaaay, whats wrong with Wrestling?

I know some girls who call me a little kid for likiong wrestling yet they still love winnie the pooh and teddy bears at 20?!

Go figure


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Evolution on March 22, 2006, 01:39:17 PM
I would argue which one is better Rosey, Samoa Joe or Deadman.
Then I would post at least three times a day to Wrestling-threat.


Good call.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 01:43:44 PM
I'd spend the whole day jerking off, having sex, watching porn, and walk around topless. Also I'd go up the Eiffel Tower and pee off the top! :hihi: : ok:

Also I'd write all the literotica-style porn I could for me to read when I switched back! : ok:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: SLCPUNK on March 22, 2006, 01:55:44 PM
Same as I do now: Feel myself up to no end...........


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 22, 2006, 02:01:32 PM
If I turned into a woman for 24 hours, then I would explore my own body for a full day so I can gather the right knowledge of what to do with a woman.

Good call  : ok:

On the other hand I think that I would take advices of skynyrd and take a little anal  :hihi:
 :nervous:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 02:13:17 PM
Yea you should... its soooooo good! *melts* : ok:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Hammy on March 22, 2006, 02:23:29 PM
I would argue which one is better Rosey, Samoa Joe or Deadman.
Then I would post at least three times a day to Wrestling-threat.
You don't need to change you sex to do that darling we've had women in there before, we even have one now :D

I'm impressed how you know the names, Samoa Joe's the best by the way. ;)


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 02:30:48 PM
Wrestling sucks ass anyway! Why would you wanna watch lots of men wearing spandex wrestle each other and grabbing each others crotches!!?

I've watched it, they grab each other's crotches for throws! And then there are the moves where one guy picks up his opponent and sits him on his shoulders... so there's a crotch-to-face situation.

Really. Why would a bunch of men want to watch that? ???


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 22, 2006, 02:49:02 PM
Wrestling sucks ass anyway! Why would you wanna watch lots of men wearing spandex wrestle each other and grabbing each others crotches!!?

I've watched it, they grab each other's crotches for throws! And then there are the moves where one guy picks up his opponent and sits him on his shoulders... so there's a crotch-to-face situation.

Really. Why would a bunch of men want to watch that? ???

Well maybe some men have some sick fantasies.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Hammy on March 22, 2006, 02:50:56 PM
Really. Why would a bunch of men want to watch that? ???
'Tis an entertaining art form at best, some people just don't get it. ?Your comments show your total lack of knowledge about the business, if it was exactly like you described no i would not watch it but it's not, not to worry though i'm used to naive haters and it's not for everyone. ?Not to be sexist but it's mainly a bloke thing although i'm sure there's plenty of blokes here lining up to bash it to. ?It has it's moments where it is awful which make you wonder why you watch, it can be trully embarrasing at times but at others it's magnifcent and entertaining. ?The fact that it's all preplanned gives the athletes involved the chance to put on a more entertaining show. ?You can have 30 minute classics where through the wrestling a story is told in the ring and these guys push themselves to the limit putting their bodies on the line doing their upmost to put on the most entertaining show they can, guys prepared to bleed in the ring. ?These are like actors turned stunt men not only are there constant stories going with them acting (sometimes poorly sometimes greatly depending on who...) they take the falls and bums stuntmen would. ?Like i said it's entertainment, but it's not for everyone but it's not as homoerotic as you described..... :P


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Backslash on March 22, 2006, 02:58:41 PM
I just think wrestling is ridiculous because it's a soap opera.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 03:01:36 PM
Stoned... I do understand what you're saying. I'm not a hater... I actually do like it and find it quite entertaining, but I still don't understand how people can take it so seriously....

You get these people who get really really into it, and they support a particular wrestler, and they have these huge arguments with people who support that wrestler's "enemy"... even though they're not really enemies!

Fans like that are disillusioned to the max...


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: McGann on March 22, 2006, 03:04:32 PM
I would be a girl
And wrestle with Skynyrdgirl...
Sounds like fun to me!!!  ;D

Splash

/Mike


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 22, 2006, 03:05:06 PM
I agree. I think it's stupid how so many people take it so seriously.

I mean it's entertaining at times but to me it's not even really a sport.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Hammy on March 22, 2006, 03:10:27 PM
but I still don't understand how people can take it so seriously....

You get these people who get really really into it, and they support a particular wrestler, and they have these huge arguments with people who support that wrestler's "enemy"... even though they're not really enemies!
I take it seriously in one sense, i'm a die-hard fan have been since i started watching it in 1992 when i was like 7. ?But in other ways i don't i mean your example is comical because anyone who supports one side or the other, good guy or bad guy clearly don't realise it's preplanned not all together real nature. ?I have favourites as everyone does but i won't lose any sleep if they win/lose anyway, 'tis just very entertaining to me. ?The arguments i will get into is about who is more talented in the sense of someone defending one actor against another e.g. someone great like Robert De Niro against someone who sucks ass like Vin Diesel and i question why they employ such a moron....

...it's sport entertainment, and anything where people bleed and do stuff as athletic as what these guys do may not be a sport but it's fuckin' impressive.? People who take it seriously Markus are people who are passionate, there's plenty of people who don't get why us here take the New GN'R so seriously....

....Good thinking McGann ;)


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: McGann on March 22, 2006, 03:15:05 PM
Thank you so much, Stoned!
Pro Wrestling, to say my piece,
Is athletic soap.

When some say it's fake,
I say "Do you watch ER?
Or Law and Order?"

They're dramas, too, folks...
If you like 'em, then watch 'em.
Watch what you enjoy!

One thing that I dig
Is the business of wrestling
Backstage news and such.

Splash

/Mike




Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 03:20:52 PM
but I still don't understand how people can take it so seriously....

You get these people who get really really into it, and they support a particular wrestler, and they have these huge arguments with people who support that wrestler's "enemy"... even though they're not really enemies!
I take it seriously in one sense, i'm a die-hard fan have been since i started watching it in 1992 when i was like 7.  But in other ways i don't i mean your example is comical because anyone who supports one side or the other, good guy or bad guy clearly don't realise it's preplanned not all together real nature.  I have favourites as everyone does but i won't lose any sleep if they win/lose anyway, 'tis just very entertaining to me.  The arguments i will get into is about who is more talented in the sense of someone defending one actor against another e.g. someone great like Robert De Niro against someone who sucks ass like Vin Diesel and i question why they employ such a moron....

...it's sport entertainment, and anything where people bleed and do stuff as athletic as what these guys do may not be a sport but it's fuckin' impressive.  People who take it seriously Markus are people who are passionate, there's plenty of people who don't get why us here take the New GN'R so seriously....

....Good thinking McGann ;)

When you put it that way... yea I understand.

Gotta say, when I was little (ages 7 to 10) I used to really get into it! :hihi: That was funny... I wore pants over leggings for years! :rofl: Ohhh that's embarrassing... :rofl:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 22, 2006, 03:21:57 PM
Passionate? Please...

More like a mental malfunction...


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Danny Top Hat on March 22, 2006, 03:22:55 PM
Back on topic - starting now.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: GunsN'Gravy on March 22, 2006, 03:38:24 PM
I would cry all the time, order a double big mac meal with a diet coke. Bake brownies, cry again, read a romance novel and listen to Sarah Mclaughlin.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: D on March 22, 2006, 04:08:30 PM
This board is goin to hell.


Id find a Lesbian beach and party like a motherfucker.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: misterID on March 22, 2006, 04:23:22 PM
This board is goin to hell.


Id find a Lesbian beach and party like a motherfucker.

That would be frustrating though. You know you'd want to have sex but you'd have to use a strap on. That's not cool. I think it would be completely traumatic. I don't want a vagina... Of my own, I mean... that's attached to me... you know what I mean.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Aava on March 22, 2006, 04:30:52 PM
Waaaay, whats wrong with Wrestling?

Nothing.  ::)


I know some girls who call me a little kid for likiong wrestling yet they still love winnie the pooh and teddy bears at 20?!

Go figure

I know some guys (actually one guy), who wants to dress like Madonna..

Go Figure



I'm impressed how you know the names, Samoa Joe's the best by the way. ;)

I did some research.   :P





Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: D on March 22, 2006, 04:52:57 PM
This board is goin to hell.


Id find a Lesbian beach and party like a motherfucker.

That would be frustrating though. You know you'd want to have sex but you'd have to use a strap on. That's not cool. I think it would be completely traumatic. I don't want a vagina... Of my own, I mean... that's attached to me... you know what I mean.



good point, id probably take some sleepin pills and try and sleep for 24 hours.



Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: MadmanDan on March 22, 2006, 06:15:05 PM
I'd be the first good woman driver  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Jessica on March 22, 2006, 06:21:37 PM
I'd change a little something in this man made world...


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 06:25:25 PM
I'd be the first good woman driver :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey! I'm a good driver! And I'm a woman! :smoking:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Kaybee on March 22, 2006, 06:51:29 PM
I would eat absolute junk for 24 hours straight, whatever I want, since most of the men I know don't have to worry about their weight... they eat anything they like and yet still have good physiques. I wouldn't have to worry about dieting and crap so I'd totally take advantage and just stuff my face!  :beer:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: the dirt on March 22, 2006, 07:09:25 PM
I'd be the first good woman driver :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey! I'm a good driver! And I'm a woman! :smoking:

Yeah, right...

 8)


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Sin Cut on March 23, 2006, 01:44:32 AM
I'd arrange a suprise for my "boyfriend" (me) and I'd have a huge gangbang with dozens of girls next morning!


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: DEAD HORSE on March 23, 2006, 03:26:08 AM
I would be a TOTAL WHORE!   :rofl:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: journey on March 23, 2006, 04:32:03 AM
I'd be the first good woman driver? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'd kick all the guys butts who have ever said that about women.  :hihi:

Then I'd form a fight club and challenge Blue Cut and D to a fight.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Sin Cut on March 23, 2006, 05:51:10 AM
I'd be the first good woman driver? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'd kick all the guys butts who have ever said that about women.? :hihi:

Then I'd form a fight club and challenge Blue Cut and D to a fight.

What's the price, honey?

Would you chalenge us to fight when in man-form?

Would we also be men or in girl-form? (in which case D would eat my..)

And I want myself to announced as Tyler Durden.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: makane on March 23, 2006, 06:12:16 AM
I just think wrestling is ridiculous because it's a soap opera.
It is?! wow  :o
You also think comedy is stupid 'cause it's funny? pro wrestling has never tried to "fool" people, they know everyone knows.
It's just entertainment, some people just don't get it.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Backslash on March 23, 2006, 06:50:51 AM
I just think wrestling is ridiculous because it's a soap opera.
It is?! wow? :o
You also think comedy is stupid 'cause it's funny? pro wrestling has never tried to "fool" people, they know everyone knows.
It's just entertainment, some people just don't get it.

No, I'm just not interested in soap operas, that's all.   :peace:
I like my comedy!


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Gaymo, the Hobbit on March 23, 2006, 07:02:10 AM
i'd masturbate


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 23, 2006, 11:23:53 AM
I would be a TOTAL WHORE!   :rofl:
Nah! I think you'd be as prued as I'd be  :hihi:


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: journey on March 23, 2006, 07:39:11 PM
What's the price, honey?

We'll fight for Pinks.


Would you chalenge us to fight when in man-form?

Would we also be men or in girl-form? (in which case D would eat my..)

And I want myself to announced as Tyler Durden.

I'll let you and D be guys to make the fight fair.


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: D on March 24, 2006, 12:13:07 AM
Shit u couldnt whip half of me if the other half of me was helpin ya!

BlueCut is a certified wimp though, I heard once that he use to get bullied for his lunch money in school by a 6th grader.............. funny thing is Blue Cut was a senior in high school when this happened.


Me however, I am an unstoppable enigma of a force that u cant fuck with!


DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: KeVoRkIaN on March 24, 2006, 12:13:29 AM
Post signs around town offering a reward for the return of my balls


Title: Re: If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?
Post by: Sin Cut on March 24, 2006, 01:50:54 AM
Really, D, would like that his nights to be "In and out of love", but really he only getting only "Silent night".
Really, "The Hardest Part Is The Night". Only without any hard happening when including D.

And about D's "Secret Dreams",? that's why he listens "I Want To Be Loved - by a goat" By Bon? Jovi, off course.? : ok:

Actually I was with D when he gave his only orgasm to a girl. Before you get too exited guys I have to admit it was a drink and it happened at a bar.

But really D's the man, even if he was a "runaway" when those 1th graders came to pic a fight with us.