Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Fuckin lyin bitches

Split up with my ex about 6 weeks ago, still mates like and thought we could have been getting it on again, she said she wants some time been single cos shes quite enjoying it, fair enough I thought atleast I know where I stand.

Last night she had some mates at her at house who I know, she knew I was doing nothing but didn't invite me, fair enough I thought I've seen her alot lately so I'll have a night in alone with some porn n a box of kleenex.

Turns out she invited one of my best mates and lied to me when I asked her about who was round at her house, n has been speaking to him on the phone alot and texting him. I wouldn't have cared if she'd had told me and said there was nothing going on we're just mates, but the fact she's lied has got me well n truely pissed off, she finshes work just after 8 so I'm gunna ring her and have a go

You're on a break....get over it.. it's okay, she can lie. A girl has to have SOME secrets, it makes them feel naughty.

any friends who chill with an ex are scumbags.. better to not mix that stuff with good friends...

move on get some new ass

Hmmm not all of them but most are strange!  ;)

Men will never understand women, its half of the intrigue! With that being said, Women will never understand Women! ;-)

 :smoking:

what's up with us? we're unique!  :hihi:.

maybe she's trying to get you jelous?. what did you do to her? you must have said something that hurts her, sometimes women are very stubborn and proud and make men to pay for things said and done. i don't know, i know we're complicated but not all of us are mean & bitches.


good luck  : ok:

maybe she knew you'd react like that anyway and couldn't be bothered to try and explain it to you as you seem possessive enough as it is ?

my advice...find someone else who treats you better

Goddamn women piss me off.? I'll elaborate later. >:(

I have done absolutely nothing to her, she's said it herself that no-one has ever treated her better


I ain't possesive just pissed me off she lied and it was with my mate aswell

Shit man you can treat a woman like solid gold, but if she's done with you it doesn't account for diddley squat.  Just as men think with their wangs, girls are also prone to thinking with their baby fire escape.   :drool:

I'm sick of this fuckin double standard shit. If a woman cheats on a man it's okay because he's not meeting her needs, but if a man cheats on a woman he's a sorry ass fuckin dog that deserves to be taken for every dime he's got. What a bunch of fuckin hypocrites women are these days.

I've never heard of that. I always thought that the sorry ass cheater refers to both genders.

I'm just tryin to forget her, she reckons it was nothing but why not tell me if it was nothing?!

I don't think my mate realises the unwritten rule of not fucking about with your mates ex

Because she knows this will fuck with your head and regardless of anything.....that's always the advantage she'll have.  I have this one friend who's lady dumped him and she didn't really say anything, just packed up and left........and he spent almost a whole year bothering her about why and shit.  We just convinced him to snap the fuck out of it and forget about her.  They do that shit to create this certain mystique that causes you to always be curious.  My best bet and this is the hardest thing to do man......is just totally forget her all together.  Don't even bother saying hello.  Just move on and say fuck it. 

Amen!

Cracking post...

Bill Hicks (as fuckign usual) had it right. Chicks dig jerks....

Oh, Hitler had Eva Braun,
Manson had his Squeaky Fromm,
Ted Bundy got lots of dates,
I wonder what I'm doing wrong

I don't pretend to understand Women's little quirks
Just one thing I know for sure
Chicks dig jerks, Yeah...

Well, if I meet one more single mom whose true love has up and gone
Tells me on her trailer porch 'bout that man, still carries a torch
Sure, he came home drunk each night, beat the kids and her in a fight
But, man, she loves him so!
It's so hard to let him go, Oh...

Well, I don't pretend to understand Women's little quirks
Just one thing I know for sure
Chicks dig jerks

Well, I'm sure there's some out there can relate - Take the young man without a date
See some jerk, with some fine fine babe go driving away, Oh...

Well, is that a new bruise you've got on you?
What does it say, that he loves you?
Sure he beat you, but afterwards he cries "Oh, baby, I could die!"
Honey, I don't think that's nothing to be proud of,
I think it's called alcoholism
I don't think you should move away
Stay with him 'til you're in your grave, Yeah...

(Narrated in faux women's voice)

"You're so sweet!"
"Can't we just be friends?"
"I think of you as a brother."
Oh, man...

Ow! Ow! You're hurting me.
Ow! Ow!

What do I have to offer you, baby?
Poetry and true love
That's not enough, I know for sure
You need someone to throw you through the door

Well, I don't pretend to understand Women's little quirks
Just one thing I know for sure
Chicks dig jerks, Yeah...

Chicks dig jerks, so true

Tell you man, be mean to her man, they'll never leave you
Cause chicks dig jerks
Just ignore them!
Act like they're not there!
Man, you're going to be pulling chicks out of your hair
They love that
Act like you don't care
Ow, look at them, everywhere, they come running

Tired of being a good guy, it's such a lonely life
I'm gonna be a jerk! Yeah
That's right I'm gonna step on lots of toes.
Girls gonna go crazy for that guy!
Baby, I'm gonna act like I don't even know you
I'm not gonna return one of your calls
No, I hear her, she's already at the door, man, she's intrigued by my indifference

I'm a jerk, and it's working out

ask your mate whats up. If he is a true friend he would tell you.

Remember  Bros, before Ho's


You can always find another girl but friends are for life... dont let a bitch come between you two... 


Trust.

Your ex-gf and friend are a bunch of dicks, move on and find somebody trustworthy.

Women... this thread could go on forever. And we still won't understand them.

:hihi:

I wouldn't be so hard on your friend, just have a nice talk with him to make sure you at least know what's going on. Losing a friend over a girl is not something you want. If she's single and she seduced him, well, you know how men work...

Get this... I AM a girl, and I don't trust girls. I've been to girl's schools all my life, been bullied by girls, looked down on by girls, and I just find most girls (except a very small few) are 100% bitch. I get on with guys so much better because I feel like you know where you are with a guy. A girl is way more likely to be all nice and friendly to your face and then bitch about you behind your back, which is fucking disgusting behavior and I fucking hate it.
Guys are just more honest.
I'd never tell a girl a secret if I had one, but I would tell a guy.

And women complain of sexism!? They all need to take long hard looks at themselves and quit being bitchy about shit, and quit gossiping and that way maybe they'll get somewhere with the whole equality thing! Until the bitching ends, which won't ever happen.... there will not be harmony in the world.

Sorry about your school experience, Skelly. I think everyone goes through similar things growing up.

This topic is about a personal situation between two people. That's the politics of love. People say hateful things when they're hurt.

This shouldn't be about how all women are cruel bitches or just worthless pieces of ass that can be replaced. That kind of thinking is biased and even dangerous. It's not healthy to regress in that way.

Just watch a Girls Gone Wild DVD and then ask yourself if these creatures are worth getting upset over...

Aui Contrare mon frair or some spelling

This post is about the opposite....women who treat men like shit.  It happens, a lot.  Women are just as repulsive as men are and don't dare deny that.  Instead of picking sides to say who is the worst.  It's best to say we tie.  Women are no better than men and vice versa. 

They don't represent all women.


I agree.

so did she sleep with your mate?

c'mon dude, all friends do is share  : ok:

And truly, if there's something my gf would be upset about, I'd choose not to tell, 'cos what's the fucking use?
Tho, if I would've been naughty I'll prolly keep my mouth shut about that too.

You know, if my gf would like some threesome prolly the only one I'd accept to that is my best friend.
But I'll accept to do that only if I then get some threesome with one of her friends too.

But I wouldn't want her doing anything behind my back, but if she would I could forgive her, it would hurt me more than anything, but I could forgive her. But I would prefer not knowing about it.

your right..  they represent all of them except the fat and ugly ones... the rest are just like what you see on those DVD's....  or on Tommy Lee's Titty Cam..

They are all dead from the neck up.

Love... it's a motherfucker... 

Woody Allen said it best:

"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs."

can't live with em, can't live without em..... ;D

Cani just say that despite my previous ramblings..i do love women! They rule! ;-)

yeah ain't that the truth :drool: To be hugh hefner's replacement

Ha wouldnt go that for...someone with nice looks and a great personality and humour would do me. As well as appreciating me for whom i am and not wanting to change everything about me to mold me into the "Ideal Man".

I am what i am, dont try and change me!  :rant: ;)

No doubt man, be yourself, if she doesn't love you for that get rid of her.. No sense in trying to change for anyone.. As popeye said I am what I am.. No wonder his forearms were huge and he was fighting over olive :hihi:

looks personality and common interests is very important, nothing worse then someone the complete opposite of you.. Opposites do attract but having nothing in common gets boring quick

I'm a big fan of women, esp. their asses.

tits, legs, ass, I'm a fan of it all  :beer:
We should have a htgth wet tshirt contest, or miss apple bottom or onion booty :hihi:

There's plenty of beautiful women who don't subject themselves to those sort of things.? Your view of women is distorted by media.

And calling someone "dead from the neck up" is a reflection of your own mental capacity.

I am single by the way! Just speaking from experience!  ;)

Didn't you see the episode of Family Guy?  Those were tumors  :rofl:  And the reason his eye was always closed and he mutters when he talked was because he had a stroke.  Great episode.

Women rule dude. And if you dont think so, maybe ur a queer.

 :rofl:  And this is the guy that would be on the phone technically stalking the chick after she dumps him.....crying and whining "WHY OH WHY"

The problem is your letting this chick take advantage of you. You should of ditched her a while ago. Don't classify all women just becasue of this one.

And yes, hot female buttocks rule! :drool:

Yeah, screw what you see on TV or what they sell on DVD/VHS. There's good and bad in everything no matter what.

really?  look whos that coming from.. your trying to defend the Girls gone wild.... lol you think im not smarter than you?? id bet any amount that if we ever went head to head in any kind of intelligence test that you would loose...

now show me your tits for these beads bitch!!!!


lol... your fucking crazy girl.

women are the best thing ever invented.... A rib started it all :hihi:

That's pretty rude and uncalled for.  Your comments are offensive not only to all women on this board but also to every guy with a mother, girlfriend, wife, sister or daughter.  I don't think you mean what you say, but it's still fucked up.

The girls in those videos are not one dimensional. They have other facets to their character, but you're only given one side of it. So you shouldn't assume what kind of people they are by that. And furthermore, just because a woman indulges in her sexuality doesn't qualify her as a slut.


Don't you mean I would lose? Anyway, I never claimed to be smarter than you. I'm just trying to say if you measure someone's importance by what gender they are or how they look, then that's truly sad.

 :rofl:

Subtle. To the point. A clear dismissal of a subject that had never been raised, yet was seemingly forced by an ignorant reading and a lack of basic comprehension on the part of the antagonist. Without rise, too.

The perfect post!

As far as women go... Yeah, they're alright. They'll do. I got my pre-release English Literature paper for my synoptic unit, a three hour exam that is tommorow, last Tuesday, and it's focus is feminism in literature and criticism (anybody else?). I'll admit, I was gutted. At first purely because I'm a misogynist. But the criticism in the paper is awful! I guess I should go and read it again in preparation for tommorow though.........

All women are different.? I definitely see where SkynyrdGirl was coming from because I've dealt with hateful little bitches my whole life... (and ya know, they never grow up!? :no: )... but you can't let a bad experience with one chick shape your views on all of us.? You'll end up missing out on all the nice girls, just because you let one who wasn't so nice give you a bad attitude.?
Some of us are kinda sweet? ?;)



 :hihi:

Really, I think you should do something about that hatred you have towards women... it's not healthy...

You talk about bitching but, do you wanna tell me exactly what the hell you are doing with posts like this one if not bitching? So,
 you have had some bad experiences with women in the past. Well tough. So have I. Sure there are a lot of women who are bitches. But there're also a lot of bastards around.

I'll tell you what the problem is: When we stop putting people into groups and start treating them as individuals, as persons, then and only then there will be harmony in the world.

Why on earth are you calling me a bitch? Do you know me??  ???
 ???

You mean you know a sweet chick? Where??

From my point of view ( and i've read the whole 3 pages), men AND women who speak shit of the other gender have issues ( me included as some guessed/know).

When you have issues, it only brings people with their own traumas and issues towards you.

I have NEVER seen a  relationship between one who has issues and one who hasn't.

We get what we deserve, that is SO true.

Deserve is not always the right term, but we get what we CAN get and until there is a noticeable change of attitude within one's self, nothing can change.

So if men and women get disrespect from the other gender, i think the right answer would be to stay off love for a moment, do some soul searching and change what needs to be.

C'mon, I'm a sweetheart! ? :-*


... ask Jim? ?;D

Graciela, I'm not calling you specifically a bitch, and I do not hate all women. Hate is a very strong word which I don't like to use lightly!

What I meant by that post is that because of all my past experiences, I just find it hard to trust women, and if I am friends with one, it takes a longer time for them to earn my trust than it does for men.

I know that not all men are all that either, but at least most of them don't play mind games with you and bitch about you behind your back!!

And I've not had just ONE bad experience. At all three schools I was at, they were all-girl's schools, and I was bullied. I was just always different from them, and I didn't fit in because I was honest and non-bitchy.

And the only place I've ever been "popular" in any place of education was art college, and that was co-ed... and the majority of my friends were guys... there were a few girls who were my friends too though! I guess its cuz it was art college, and that meant there were a lot more creative intelligent people there who I could relate to and fit in properly. Most people there had quirky behavior and it was awesome!

But still... I don't trust women easily...

I can get on with women though... its just that I would think twice before telling them anything about myself that I didn't want a lot of people to know!

I don't even tell my mom everything! I tell my BF everything, but not my mom...

I think I have issues... :nervous:

The thread is titled, "Women."  While working with an 80 year old patient of mine who just happened to be about 80 years old and a veteran of World War 2, I asked him, "Where did you find the most beautiful women in the world?"  I asked it in the nicest way possible, and I swear to you he gave these words of wisdom..."The most beautiful?  I don't know.  You turn 'em over and they all look the same."  You turn 'em over and they all look the same.   :rofl:

 :beer:

I don't know 'bout you guys and gals, but I respect my veterans!   :hihi:

I think women are just like men: Some of them are nice and some of them are cocksuckers. The difference is, cocksucking is something I enjoy in a woman  :rofl:

Only kidding..sorry if that offended anyone!!

Truth be told: its not women that are the problem. Like for every bitch woman out there you can get theres a jerk guy. The real problem is PEOPLE!!

Its that basicly...not everyone is nice. I'm not saying everyone is a prick/bitch either - but its just the facts that theres a lot of assholes of both genders around.

It makes me sad. I don't know what we can do about it. I guess all we can do is try and be a better person ourselves, and assuming we don't get squashed like a bug on the windshield by some amoral empathyless asshole, try and treat others with respect and compassion, and hope it spreads.
 :peace:

the kid from brooklyn would have been proud.... :hihi: That is one wise man

Well. Somtimes. But you've got to treat her right, or she's a

bitch!

O' though, she's alright. You know.

Forget the girl and get new and better friends.....You don't bang a friend's ex, sister, mother, wife, etc etc without his express permission and crystal clear permission.

Watch it, bitch...?


I'll post one of your many love notes!? ?:hihi:

Cheers, all my other mates have said this aswell, it's just him that doesn't seem to realise this and thinks it's ok because they're both single

girls don't care for " mates" like men do.

Shame for men, sometimes, i am sure they go past great love stories.

Women are completely insane.  :-*

I've told you before, you should stop writing yourself love notes for yourself from me.

It's not healthy!

As I said,

women are complete bitches.

I'm gunna try pull the ridiculously hot new girl at asda to get over her i think,

she's so damn fine....  :drool:

And if you're good enough you might get a discount!! Buy one get one free!! :rofl:

you don't know some of the women I do :hihi:

Fuck buddies, god what a great thing.. Booze

that would be amazin  :drool:

i get wood every time i think about her! ;D

:hihi: Awww it must be love! Good luck dude! : ok:

cheers, i'll probably need it, shes probably outta my league but its worth a go, my (girl) mate who works with us reckons she has a little smile when she sees me but i dunno

Go for it dude!!

cheers, i will do, i'll let you know how it goes....

Kewl! :)

If you don't come home with flowers and chocolate... I'm posting em!   >:(

As if my innocent little mind could compose one of these things on its own...?  :hihi:

www.fastseduction.com might help you dude. helped me

she doesnt want u any longer,,move on and you will be happier, trust me on this one : ok:

My gf just called wanting to break up.

Maybe I should've seen this coming but we both work a lot and I've been getting a promotion after promotion and I'm now one of the top dogs at my company. It seems to hurt the most when you thought everything was fine, her eating dissorder getting better, which in fact wasn't, but I wasn't there to help her out.

I don't think this is over, but I got a bad feel about this.

I'm not a damn shrink, but she helped through some bad shit which would've pretty much finished me out. I should some how be able to bring her back as she was, I know she got bulimia, but she also seems to cry a lot of no apparent reason, usually after sex and she's lost her whole drive to that. So I think she's going through some kinda depression, too, but she won't let me take her to see a doctor.

And I thought I was this familys loonie with all the shit I've hade.

She's the love of my life and out of the blue our luck seems to run out.

I just needed to get this of my chest, there prolly ain't really much to say to this, but all feedback's nice.

I even managed to write some lyrics about this situation.



My life's a downward slope
I got imigrants muggin'
and the court is gonna be a big joke
I can give you paracites some money
But you can't touch my pride

Yeah, my life's like train
and the emergency brake just broke
But just think twice before you're all take
since you're only man made and easy to break
And losing four-to-one makes you this year's joke

Yeah, my life's a downward slope
And honey, I was making things better
but losing you made everything gone
It's so hard when this game's played with my heart
otherwise I'd be all right

Yeah, my life's a downward slope
and honey, this seems so easy for you
So thanx a lot for all the lies
Thanx a lot for all the times when I trusted you with my life
I should've listened to my own advice
and never been lured in.

I'd like to forget you, like those muggers the otherday
I've been always there for you
but when I got too tired of this you saved my life
I can't fix your problems in a blink of an eye
but, babe stay just one more night
'cos I know I we can work this out.

And here's a face to the problem, I think it was taken pretty soon after we started going steady.

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f181/bluecut/right-IMG_0270.jpg)

WOW....thats a very beautiful girl...i bet if she has a half decent personality too you'd be smitten in no time!!  :peace:

Sounds like she has some problems though, like the eating disorder, and crying after sex is unusual in a happy person i'd have thought..(although i'm no expert). Are you able to get time away from your work to be able to support her with her troubles a bit more? Maybe some couples councling or soemthing? or is it all said and done?

I dont wanna tell you what to do, but if she really is the love of your life, you don't want to let work ruin things.  :peace:

Well I'm seeing her today, late at night so I gess we need to have some conversation.

WEll, I'm hoping that but she could be too tired to tslk sbout this.

I got a monthly pay, so if needed I can skip a day, there's shouldn't be a problem.

It's more tricky to get her to see some councelling. I'm trying that all the time

To the guy who started the topic; I hate to say it but she's moved on from you and just doesn't want to make a scene by telling you so, cowardly but there you go.  She fancies your mate, it's that simple.  Move on, there are plenty more fish in the sea and all that.

Generally, women are difficult to understand that's true.  I dont understand myself half the time, my hubby has no chance!  But that's what makes us interesting!  Look boys, at the end of the day, you can bitch about females all you want but any girl worth half her salt will know just how to get you panting like a dog and begging (just ask my hubby!) begging to be her whipping boy!!!

Women can't live with'em .... that's it  :hihi:
No, really women are just great I love all of them specially black hair, tiny eyes and skinny and voluptuos lips are just  :drool:
Women are very difficult but thats the trick they like to feel loved and protected instead of I want a fuck buddy, of course you have to manage yourself to get them  ;)

You haven't posted any new pics in a while Mr. Dick...

yeah my camera broke down so I have to wait until my buddies sent them to me via mail  :(

I've noticed...   :'(

I got her to get some couceling, she's seeing a shrink and a doctor next wednesday.

She also left me, for now.

I think I will take the fellow rocksteady and go and try to drown.

I'm too jealous, she said, and the guy all over her, I just grabbed him by his arm and told him it's a good time to go.

Ok, if he'd fucked with me that time he'd get a beating but right then I was cool, I knew what can happen and I knew the next time I beat someones ass even in selfdefence I could do time or parole.

Shared my break with Erin  :drool: at asda tonight and was chatting to her for about ten minutes when she had to go back to her checkout, just before she left i was up getting another drink, as i was at the vending machine with my back to her she said bye and i turned round and said see you in a bit or something, went back to my seat feelin happy with myself after having a nice chat and on the table was a folded up bit of paper with a 'x' on the bit i could see, i opened it up and she'd written her number down and a little 'x'

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D   ;D

Going to text her later, dunno what to out though!!!!  :nervous: