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Title: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Markus Asraelius on June 22, 2006, 04:38:39 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060622/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_life_japan_sex

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TOKYO (Reuters) - More sex.

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That's what one expert says is needed to solve Japan's baby shortage.

"Japanese people simply aren't having sex," Dr. Kunio Kitamura, director of the Japan Family Planning Association, was quoted as saying by the Japan Times, an English language daily.

An association survey of 936 people between the ages of 16 and 49 showed 31 percent had not had sex for more than a month "for no particular reason" -- a condition known as "sexless."

"As much as subsidies and welfare programmes are important, sexlessness is also a critical issue in this problem."

Japan's fertility rate -- the average number of children a woman bears in her lifetime -- fell to an all-time low of 1.25 last year. Demographers say a rate of 2.1 is needed to keep a population from declining.

Japan came last among 41 nations in a poll last year by condom manufacturer Durex, with lovers there having sex just 45 times a year compared to a global average of 103 times a year.

Kitamura said that while many men in workaholic Japan are simply too "stressed out" from their jobs to have enough energy for sex, many other couples simply do not have sex regularly.

In the association's survey, 44 percent of the people who said they weren't having much sex felt that having a relationship with the opposite sex was "very tiresome" or "tiresome."

Kitamura's advice? Couples should talk to each other.

"Ultimately, it's these interactions with the opposite sex that bring out the inevitable animal instinct in us -- to reproduce," he said.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Bill 213 on June 22, 2006, 04:43:50 PM
* packs bags and books flight for Japan.......lack of sex  :o


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: AxlsMainMan on June 22, 2006, 04:52:55 PM
Isn't it true that Japanese males have the smallest dick size out of anyone else? :-\

Might explain things a bit... :hihi:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Markus Asraelius on June 22, 2006, 05:09:28 PM
Isn't it true that Japanese males have the smallest dick size out of anyone else? :-\

Might explain things a bit... :hihi:

On average they do.

I read in a book that it's
African Americans with the largest
with Cacausions 2nd
And Asians last.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: nycangel on June 22, 2006, 06:45:28 PM
^ lol, good to know


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: 2NaFish on June 22, 2006, 06:52:46 PM
was that "International Penis Review - The Nineties" markus?

Cos if it is we've got the same book. My favourite is Mr February. Wow!


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Markus Asraelius on June 22, 2006, 06:54:31 PM
No. It was just a book I took a quick look at.

I don't even like Penises that much.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 23, 2006, 02:16:51 PM


I don't even like Penises that much.

This may be the best line I have read in months............


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: the dirt on June 23, 2006, 02:23:24 PM
I don't even like Penises that much.

Don't sell yourself short.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Jessica on June 23, 2006, 02:27:23 PM
I am not surprised.

There is also a problem in china because of their " male only" politics.

There are now 3 men for 1 woman and men can't find women to marry, so by year 2015, they expect millions and millions of single men and a huge fall in natality.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Genesis on June 23, 2006, 02:30:49 PM
There is also a problem in china because of their " male only" politics.

That kind of shit happens in India too. I wish people would grow up  :no:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Jessica on June 23, 2006, 02:33:52 PM
There is also a problem in china because of their " male only" politics.

That kind of shit happens in India too. I wish people would grow up  :no:

Well, the male fantasy of a world dominated by men was tried in china and it doesn't work.
One day and probably soon, women won't be needed, thanks to sperm banks and cloning.

But these people do not realise that society is already on some form of decline and cannot see the consequences of ruling women out of the game.



Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Axls Locomotive on June 23, 2006, 02:34:57 PM

I don't even like Penises that much.

Talk to your schlong, nourish him, tell him you love him, dont let him wither away in neglect...alternatively talk to the hand :yes:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: the dirt on June 23, 2006, 02:39:57 PM

I don't even like Penises that much.

Talk to your schlong, nourish him, tell him you love him, dont let him wither away in neglect...alternatively talk to the hand :yes:

Also, you should urge him to make freinds with other penises  :)


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Markus Asraelius on June 23, 2006, 02:41:03 PM

I don't even like Penises that much.

Talk to your schlong, nourish him, tell him you love him, dont let him wither away in neglect...alternatively talk to the hand :yes:

LOL

I'll do my best.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Axls Locomotive on June 23, 2006, 02:42:30 PM

Also, you should urge him to make freinds with other penises  :)

...at the penis complex...


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: godiva on June 23, 2006, 02:58:44 PM
Oh my god, next thing you know you guys will be sharing nicknames for your penises!  :rofl: Okay then, lemme hear them. Any of those called 'Shorty'?  :hihi:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Markus Asraelius on June 23, 2006, 03:02:05 PM
Oh my god, next thing you know you guys will be sharing nicknames for your penises!? :rofl: Okay then, lemme hear them. Any of those called 'Shorty'?? :hihi:

I've actually never created a nickname for my penis. I've never really thought about it.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Jessica on June 23, 2006, 03:02:31 PM
Me more interested in anyone calling it " biggie"  ;D


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: the dirt on June 23, 2006, 03:05:57 PM
Mine is named Larry, has been for years.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Markus Asraelius on June 23, 2006, 03:11:58 PM
Me more interested in anyone calling it " biggie"? ;D

Or Big Mac.   :hihi:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Jessica on June 23, 2006, 03:34:32 PM
Me more interested in anyone calling it " biggie"  ;D

Or Big Mac.   :hihi:

Big anything.. ;D


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: the dirt on June 23, 2006, 03:38:59 PM
big, big, big...


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Jessica on June 23, 2006, 03:39:56 PM
need air air air  :hihi:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Bill 213 on June 23, 2006, 03:41:18 PM
Mine is nicknamed Al Bundy out of honor.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: misterID on June 23, 2006, 03:43:30 PM
the little engine that could :-X


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Jessica on June 23, 2006, 03:43:55 PM
Al Bundy !!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My tits are called " milking" and " factory" at the mo' :hihi:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: the dirt on June 23, 2006, 03:49:09 PM
the little engine that could :-X

HA! You sure have one positive little bugger, though. 

I think I can, I think I can, I think

 :rofl:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: misterID on June 23, 2006, 03:53:02 PM
Yeah, but once I call out: Shazam! All hell breaks loose.

(http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/anim/shazam.jpg)


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Izzy on June 23, 2006, 03:57:08 PM

Japan came last among 41 nations in a poll last year by condom manufacturer Durex, with lovers there having sex just 45 times a year compared to a global average of 103 times a year.

8 out of 10 cats eh?

What type of person discusses their sex lives to the Durex corporation? I'm always amused (or maybe bemused) that they come up with all these facts and figures - as if the people who feel the need to tell such details to a heartless multi national are in any way representative of the population!


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: COMAMOTIVE on June 23, 2006, 04:12:28 PM
The Japanese dudes obviously haven't watched Jessica Alba dancing in Sin City 

Andt the Nip Women obviously haven't seen Fat Bastard eating Chicken legs in bed


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: echrisl on June 24, 2006, 02:17:55 AM
Isn't it true that Japanese males have the smallest dick size out of anyone else? :-\

Might explain things a bit... :hihi:

On average they do.

I read in a book that it's
African Americans with the largest
with Cacausions 2nd
And Asians last.

Caucasians are second?  I got gypped!   :rant:


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Shirell on June 24, 2006, 08:13:58 AM
I seriously worry for some of the guys in this forum!!!


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: COMAMOTIVE on June 24, 2006, 09:15:05 AM
I seriously worry for some of the guys in this forum!!!

Why is that Pretty?


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Shirell on June 26, 2006, 09:11:57 AM

I don't even like Penises that much.

Talk to your schlong, nourish him, tell him you love him, dont let him wither away in neglect...alternatively talk to the hand :yes:

Does this answer your question!


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: COMAMOTIVE on June 26, 2006, 10:47:55 AM

I don't even like Penises that much.

Talk to your schlong, nourish him, tell him you love him, dont let him wither away in neglect...alternatively talk to the hand :yes:

Does this answer your question!


Ok, you've got a point


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Markus Asraelius on June 26, 2006, 12:05:38 PM

I don't even like Penises that much.

Talk to your schlong, nourish him, tell him you love him, dont let him wither away in neglect...alternatively talk to the hand :yes:

Does this answer your question!

Come on, a lot of us guys goof around like that. We don't really think like that...

At least I think.


Title: Re: Falling Birth-Rate In Japan Due To Lack Of Sex
Post by: Catt on June 26, 2006, 12:07:27 PM
Isn't it true that Japanese males have the smallest dick size out of anyone else? :-\

Might explain things a bit... :hihi:

Dont think their women are that large either  :hihi: they kind of deserve eachother :P