Title: Yrglish funny and clever Post by: anythinggoes on December 10, 2006, 03:58:52 PM The European Language Commission has just announced an agreement designating
English as the official European-wide language, Rather than German, which was the other choice. The commission conceded that English spelling has considerable room for Improvement, and has proposed a five year phase-in plan to create what will become known as 'Eur-English.' This term will eventually be Shortened to "Yrglish." In the first year, the letter 'S' will replace the soft 'C'. This will sertainly make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'C' will be dropped in favor of the 'K'. This should klear up konsiderable konfusion... and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'PH' will be replaced with 'F'. This will make words like 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling changes kan be ekspekted to allow more komplikated changes. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a big deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'E' is a disgras, and should disapear to. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'TH' with 'Z', and 'W' with 'V'. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'O' kan be droped from vords kontaining 'OU', and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters and uneded vovls. And last, letrs zat don't ad zounds at al vil b dropd. Aftr zis fifz yr, v vil hav a rly sensibl ritn styl. Zr vil b no mor trubl or difikltis... al pepl vil spek Yrglish, and v vil finly b abl to tok klerly viz ech ozr. Z drem vil finly b tru... ...and zen v vil tak ovr z vrld! Title: Re: Yrglish funny and clever Post by: Hysteron on December 10, 2006, 04:20:44 PM It?s abut tim, I kuld barly understand what Zose Yrglish wer saying anyway. Is vis a joke, or is wer a link surs?
Title: Re: Yrglish funny and clever Post by: T_Roxie on December 10, 2006, 05:13:46 PM And last, letrs zat don't ad zounds at al vil b dropd.? Aftr zis fifz yr, v vil hav a rly sensibl ritn styl.? Zr vil b no mor trubl or difikltis...? al pepl vil spek Yrglish, and v vil finly b abl to tok klerly viz ech ozr.? Z drem vil finly b tru... ...and zen v vil tak ovr z vrld! Mad but brilliant! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: |