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Title: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: MR.BROWNSTONE on December 11, 2006, 10:43:47 PM
Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bolden, recognized as the world's oldest person, died Monday in a nursing home, the home's administrator said. She was 116.

Bolden was born Aug. 15, 1890, according to the Gerontology Research Group, a Los Angeles organization that tracks the ages of the world's oldest people.

Guinness World Records recognized Bolden as the oldest person in the world in August after the death of Maria Esther de Capovilla of Ecuador, who also was 116.

Bolden died at the Mid-South Health and Rehabilitation Center, a nursing home where she had been living for several years, said the center's administrator, Charlotte Pierce. Bolden suffered a stroke in 2004, and her family said she spoke little after that and slept much of the time.

Family members said this year that Bolden had 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren.

Source: Comcast News


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on December 11, 2006, 11:38:22 PM
WOW :o imagine the things that that women has seen in her life time, amazing. Hopefully we wont get that old waiting for CHINESE DEMOCRACY.

Damn imagine that funeral its gonna be huge 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren. Damn dude. thats just fricken mind blowing. i Sure she will be missed greatly.

cheers :beer:


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: GeraldFord on December 11, 2006, 11:42:33 PM
Thanks Axl! She was like sooooo looking forward to hearing "Chinese Democracy"!


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: Bill 213 on December 12, 2006, 12:48:42 AM
Fuck that, "World's Oldest Person" is one title I have no interest in attaining.  That's like having a giant bullseye on your ass with an hourglass.  Nooooo way.  I've seen the Great Outdoors!


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: D on December 12, 2006, 05:17:56 AM
It would be cool to be that old if u like started back over as a teenager after like 70

She was old for like over 65 years years......................... that would suck.

I bet she went 50 years or so without sex

Can u really get sad over someone that old dying?

Id probably stand up at the funeral and clap in amazement.


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: mrlee on December 12, 2006, 06:33:36 AM
WOW :o imagine the things that that women has seen in her life time, amazing. Hopefully we wont get that old waiting for CHINESE DEMOCRACY.

Damn imagine that funeral its gonna be huge 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren. Damn dude. thats just fricken mind blowing. i Sure she will be missed greatly.

cheers :beer:


thats if the other family members are all alive also.


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: babydolls on December 12, 2006, 07:03:23 AM
my husband's great aunty is 100, had her birthday in October and got her telegram from the Queen sent to her in Australia.  That was her Chinese Dem equiv - made her so happy.

She's still totally with it and mobile and doesnt have carers.  just coz she's old doesnt mean she's no longer a person with feelings and hopes and dreams.  She rocks!  :beer:


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: Bill 213 on December 12, 2006, 12:33:25 PM
WOW :o imagine the things that that women has seen in her life time, amazing. Hopefully we wont get that old waiting for CHINESE DEMOCRACY.

Damn imagine that funeral its gonna be huge 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren. Damn dude. thats just fricken mind blowing. i Sure she will be missed greatly.

cheers :beer:


thats if the other family members are all alive also.

Wow that sure does put into perspective that whole over-population thing also.  She's sprung 560+ descendants not counting her own direct children..


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: Captain P?l on December 12, 2006, 01:20:27 PM
man... that is three different centuarys! must have been mind bowing growing up with all the technology and shit and see how it just repelled upwards and the selfdestruction of human mankind....

on another hand, it may not have been so cool afterall...

if anyone read the orignal post, yeah, im stupid..


Title: Re: World's Oldest Person Dies at 116
Post by: jabba2 on December 12, 2006, 04:37:22 PM
And to think back in WWII she was already a senior citizen  :o