Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Congrats for clickin' you penis lover.

Now discuss the cock. :o

Keep it mature...

I have one : ok:

I knew this thread would be made eventually  :hihi:

I have one too  : ok:

It's a sausage fest in here : ok:

in sweden we call it korv-kalas :hihi:

i think that in this thread many will lie about how small penis they have, mine aint even a inch :D

^ that's not something to brag about CheapJon  :hihi:

ha ha! I'm barely (barely!) over an inch... and that's full erection on a good day... :peace:

This isn't a sausage-fest...It's a 10 year olds sleepover party.

well if so, i guees we should have someone watching the door so michael jackson wont come knockin' :hihi:

My thoughts exactly  ;)

Moving on......

What's the record for the longest plank then?

 :no:

My One Eyed Yogurt Shooter could eat your Beef Stick. :crying:

my gawd i could say so many immature stuff about my little penis, but i don't want this thread should get locked too soon,




(why is this my favourite thread atm :'()

It's a korv-kalas in here : ok:

^Oh yeah it is,


do yours have a name?

Notice there have been no female posters yet.

www.meatspin.com

Not safe for work, or anywhere, really.  ;D

that's 'cuz it means more to us men then to them, we are kinda obsessed with our penises..

I named my penis "little Axl."

ahhhh finally, a thread I can really sink my teeth into ;D

Tenacious D just added this thread to their tour schedule.

:rofl: yeah i was wondering how long it would take it to get one, now all we need is a pussy/chery pie/pink spot/grass hole/cunt/vagina/fun house/in-side-out-weaner thread  :D :smoking: :beer: :drool:

wheres Skelly, i'm shure she would like this thread maybe tell a tale or two

:peace:

this thread makes me feel uncomfortable.

Dennis (The Menace)

Kujo whips out his cock at the GnR Tampa pre-show party on Harbour Island (Brought to you by "Creative Loafing".)

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I call mine "a baby"

It's 40 cm
and 3,4 kilos.

That's a droopy cock, isn't it?

Funny how I'm always mentioned in sexual threads before I even know they exist... :rofl:

But yes... yes I do like this thread! :smoking:

I named my penis "big Earl"

Mine is named Eddie Munster.

Hey, a penis thread.   ???   So whats everyones policy on pubes. Personally I like to give that area a trim every now and again, otherwise its just uncomfortable.   :-\

I enjoy them  ;)

Of all the stupid ass threads that should be deleted...it is right up there with the nose hair thread from a few weeks ago. Instead, people  who at least  have something to say about GNR and want to voice their opinion get deleted, but this topic, goes  on. Makes one wonder.

By the way, my opinion: lock the thread and do the world  a service.

im actually a little depressed...i talked to this girl i used to hook up with and as it turns out mine is only the SECOND biggest she has ever seen...every other girl I have messed around with says its by far the biggest....that means someone out there has a bigger one that me.....really brought me back down to earth...ill tell ya....

I don't mean to have no sense of humor, but I agree. I don't need to see this topic every time I check for unread topics.  :hihi:. Whatever. I'll just ignore it.  :beer:

woah, it's almost impossible with cock push-ups.....

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One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. ;) I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

How aristocratic!  Should have added some poopoo.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Great story man!

You've seen one too many teen porn movies, my friend.....

That's what I was thinking.


Either that buddy, or you've read one too many erotic fictions!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that should be made into a short film

if thats true you should've put that in the sex thread :smoking:
nice : ok:

if its a lie well you should be a certain movie director :hihi:

not that you would complain if he did  :rofl: j/k

easy for you to say, you're a girl.. he wouldn't touch you :hihi:

happens to me all the time  :P

Yeah its happen to me but the Girl sayin "Me love u long Time! Me love u long time!

What a polite girl.

Nah, I pounded that girl really hard! Lol, wish this would've happened to me.

haha funny shit, i dont no if i'd say thank you, i think it would be the oppisite..
i had an ex stick it in there accidently ( or so he said) and it fucking hurt to high heaven

on accident?? :hihi: u2 were in a dark room i assume.. (damn i laughed when i read that BUYV)

EDIT: seriously what the fuck on accident? how much lube did u guys use, tell us more about this accident :rofl:

 :rofl: Accident my ass, hes like any other guy that enjoys fuckin a chick in the ass. He was testing the waters, and apparently it didnt go as he wanted.  :smoking:

oh well we were doing some real fexiable position and his dick came out ( no it wasnt little ) and then when he slammed it back in it went in the wrong hole.... and yes we were in a dark room ::)

You should stay away from this thread gunna_girl01, you might get preggers again........

 :rofl: haha well me and my boyfriend are going hard at it, cos u cant get prego when u already got a baby in ther  :yes:

MY GOD!!!! I am NEVER EVER going in my dads draw again..
i just found some condoms and Lube  :nervous:

Chick that's nothing... my mom asked me once to fetch her makeup bag from her drawer... and I opened the wrong drawer and there was a whole load of sex toys in there. :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:

And the fact she asked me to go into her drawer just scared me... its like... WHY didn't she say WHICH drawer it was!? Its like she WANTED me to see all that stuff.

Although thinking back... its probably revenge for all the times I kept her and the whole house awake when I had my ex round... :hihi:

oh do tell us more skelly  :P

But its getting to the point where if I tell you guys any more, there'll be absolutely no mystery to me whatsoever... and you'd all get bored of stories of my sexcapades...

You have an air of mystery about you? News to me...

Now that's just mean! :crying:

awww skelly we could never get bored of you, you're too interesting :D :P

:peace:

Aww cheers CDE! *hug* But I'm sure you could eventually get bored of me... when the novelty of me talking about, thinking about, advising on, and relating everthing to sex runs out. :'(