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Title: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on March 09, 2009, 11:15:41 PM LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman. The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police. County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior. Written by Bill Starks 9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Lisa on March 09, 2009, 11:23:07 PM eeek..oh my...stupid is as stupid does Forrest
Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: *Timothy* on March 09, 2009, 11:26:39 PM Are we going to need a training video for sex toys now
Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Bandita on March 09, 2009, 11:56:54 PM another fine candidate for the Darwin Award.
http://www.darwinawards.com/ Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Chief on March 10, 2009, 12:58:18 AM not sure if it counts as darwin since nobody died...
Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on March 10, 2009, 01:06:40 AM I love the Darwin Awards.
At least childbirth will be a little easier for this dame. Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Sin Cut on March 10, 2009, 06:48:09 AM well, you can't always succeed in the kitchen either
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siq7f3YQAEc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siq7f3YQAEc) Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Bandita on March 10, 2009, 09:12:54 AM not sure if it counts as darwin since nobody died... Give em time! Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Drew on March 10, 2009, 01:13:52 PM People who are this dumb deserve things like this to happen to them.
Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: AxlsMainMan on March 10, 2009, 02:31:28 PM Paging Dr. Freud..
Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on March 10, 2009, 03:21:01 PM They never saw that one coming.
Huh? Geddit? Saw? No? It's a pun!!! Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: freedom78 on March 10, 2009, 06:57:05 PM They never saw that one coming. Huh? Geddit? Saw? No? It's a pun!!! Shame. I focused on "coming". Double pun? Yes, indeed, I believe it was! Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: Lisa on March 10, 2009, 10:30:00 PM They never saw that one coming. Huh? Geddit? Saw? No? It's a pun!!! Shame. I focused on "coming". Double pun? Yes, indeed, I believe it was! Title: Re: Please Exercise Caution In The Bedroom Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on March 11, 2009, 10:48:25 AM They never saw that one coming. Huh? Geddit? Saw? No? It's a pun!!! Shame. I focused on "coming". Double pun? Yes, indeed, I believe it was! I was going to write 'cumming' but decided against it. Two dirty puns so close together could be damaging. :o pun my ass ::) Pun your ass?? :-X |