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Title: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: CheapJon on March 12, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/cheapjonday/learn_chinese1.jpg)

does anybody know some more?


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: cjmax02 on March 12, 2009, 08:08:08 PM
tao yan de mu gou!  fuckin' bitch!

Um.. I don't actually know any curses other than that, but I know some stuff...if yer interested...

ni hen chou! (make sure ya say it cho-u cuz if it's the wrong tone it won't mean the right thing. heh, I mean, as long as you get that bit right that's all ya need t' say!)  it means 'you're ugly!'


htgth you hanyu xuesheng ma....? 


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: gnrlies247 on March 13, 2009, 05:16:48 AM
This threads classic :hihi:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 14, 2009, 05:28:47 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/cheapjonday/learn_chinese1.jpg)

does anybody know some more?
This is spoken in Cantonese not Mandarin, Mandarin accounts for about 80% of the language spoken in China, only places such as Tibet and HongKong speak Cantonese.

Mandarin Chinese(中国):太太 Axl 四十三
pin yin(拼音):Tai Tai Axl si shi sun
English (英文): Mrs. Axl 43


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: ppbebe on March 14, 2009, 05:55:25 PM
'tai tai' sound cute!

Some Chinese I know

ni hao = hiya!

cha = tea





Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Annie on March 14, 2009, 06:08:18 PM
I know MOO GOO GAI PAN!


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 15, 2009, 10:12:07 AM
I know this only because my daughter took 1 year of Mandarin, I learned a tad from her, most interesting language though, ask me if I can figure out what they are saying in the background of CD, well...can't help you :no: I was able to figure msaxl43 out on my own though : ok:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 15, 2009, 10:14:15 AM
I know MOO GOO GAI PAN!
Ah!! You must order that when you dine out for China food ;).


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: CheapJon on March 15, 2009, 10:19:15 AM
was it only gnrlies247 who read my picture out loud and understood the funny, it's not chinese for real, dum fuks  :hihi:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on March 15, 2009, 11:38:34 AM
was it only gnrlies247 who read my picture out loud and understood the funny, it's not chinese for real, dum fuks  :hihi:

Some people are gonna feel mighty silly now CheapJon. I hope you're happy. (Ai ho pyo ha pi??)


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 15, 2009, 12:05:03 PM
was it only gnrlies247 who read my picture out loud and understood the funny, it's not chinese for real, dum fuks  :hihi:

Some people are gonna feel mighty silly now CheapJon. I hope you're happy. (Ai ho pyo ha pi??)
I don't think it is that some of us didn't understand, it is that some of us understand more than you are aware ;D


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: CheapJon on March 15, 2009, 12:11:03 PM
mis xlfoo tee tree, dou nat twai tou akt smah tuh


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: ppbebe on March 15, 2009, 12:34:15 PM
Don't worry cheapjon. I tried them on waiters at wong kei restaurant and apparently I made myself understood perfect. : ok:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: GNRFAN20 on March 15, 2009, 12:42:30 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/cheapjonday/learn_chinese1.jpg)

does anybody know some more?
This is spoken in Cantonese not Mandarin, Mandarin accounts for about 80% of the language spoken in China, only places such as Tibet and HongKong speak Cantonese.

Mandarin Chinese(中国):太太 Axl 四十三
pin yin(拼音):Tai Tai Axl si shi sun
English (英文): Mrs. Axl 43


Whats up with stupid man. It sounds like dumb fuck :rofl:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: CheapJon on March 15, 2009, 12:53:41 PM
Whats up with stupid man. It sounds like dumb fuck :rofl:

dude, you just might be on to something here ;)


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on March 15, 2009, 01:03:24 PM
OK, I'm getting confused about who "gets" it and who doesn't...


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 15, 2009, 02:29:57 PM
OK, I'm getting confused about who "gets" it and who doesn't...
Ok great : ok: we get it, however the actual symbols that frame your humor are so cantonese symbols!!


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 16, 2009, 12:19:06 AM
mis xlfoo tee tree, dou nat twai tou akt smah tuh
Ahh.... msaxl is smarter than you when it comes to Chinese. I Sowee for you  :P


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on March 16, 2009, 02:23:59 AM
mis xlfoo tee tree, dou nat twai tou akt smah tuh
Ahh.... msaxl is smarter than you when it comes to Chinese. I Sowee for you  :P

Naht sowee fo mee


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: ppbebe on March 16, 2009, 11:17:06 AM
http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=31082.msg259040#msg259040


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Annie on March 16, 2009, 12:16:12 PM
I am dumb. I just read it aloud, and I finally get it. :rofl:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: CheapJon on March 16, 2009, 12:37:41 PM
http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=31082.msg259040#msg259040
nice!


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 16, 2009, 09:44:36 PM
http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=31082.msg259040#msg259040
Good find : ok:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: AtariLegend on March 17, 2009, 12:23:04 AM
Here's some useful "Chinese" for you all;



Mama = Mum   : ok:



Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: cjmax02 on March 17, 2009, 08:34:11 PM
Ba-ba - Daddy. ;)   

Wo yao Kele!  I wanna Coke!

Axl is year of the Tiger. 
Axl shu Hu.   -rarr-

I'mma Dragon!
Wo shu Lung!

nyuze ju - Ladypig! (um, I've deviated from the correct pinyin so y'alls can say it properly. :D )

Meiguo ren - American (person)
Zhongguo ren - Chinese person

Mrs Axl... it's better to say 'Axl taitai sishisan' rather than taitai Axl...


And for the lulz, Empress Wu Hu made everyone who came to pay respect to her go down on her. -waggles eyebrows- Now that's power!!!   



Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 20, 2009, 03:09:37 PM
cjmax02

Nin qu nali zhongwen jiaoyu? :P


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: cjmax02 on March 25, 2009, 09:50:19 PM
axl taitai-   wo zai huilingdun nuzi zhongxue jiao zhongwen.   zai xin xilan.   Aotearoa, cuz.

 : ok:

duibuqi a, I've been lurking on other forums so it's taken me yonks to get back to ya.   -giggle-




Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: ppbebe on March 26, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
In Cantonese(ing li sh) please.


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: cjmax02 on March 26, 2009, 06:18:11 PM
cantonese sounds really angry. all the time. 

But I don't know how to speak it - only read some of it ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;   ha....


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 26, 2009, 10:41:53 PM
axl taitai-   wo zai huilingdun nuzi zhongxue jiao zhongwen.   zai xin xilan.   Aotearoa, cuz.

 : ok:

duibuqi a, I've been lurking on other forums so it's taken me yonks to get back to ya.   -giggle-



Duo xie nin cjmax02

             Thank you very much
             ^  translated for ppbebe : ok:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: ppbebe on March 28, 2009, 12:23:40 PM
Duo xie nin Axl taitai!

am i getting it?  ;D


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 29, 2009, 11:54:44 AM
Duo xie nin Axl taitai!

am i getting it?  ;D
You got it girl, just in case your wondering taitai is ms :yes: : ok:


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: cjmax02 on April 01, 2009, 10:19:36 PM
nimen hao!

wo jintian qing wen, nin shi shenme mi?  wo shi yinyue mi, ye shi xiaoshuo mi.  ni ne?


Title: Re: Now that we have Chinese Democracy in our hands, lets learn some chinese!
Post by: Albert S Miller on April 05, 2009, 12:12:28 AM
tai hao le! wo shi gong ren, he mama, he taitai! wo ai wo de jia he wo ye ai 'gnr' :love: :beer:

For ppbebe:

Awesome! Im a working person, mother, and wife. I love my family and also love GNR : ok: