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Title: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: faldor on May 28, 2010, 07:29:49 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html

The Sun told on Saturday how the two-year-old got hooked after dad Mohammed gave him a fag at 18 months.

Now he weighs 4st and trundles round on a toy truck blowing smoke rings - too unfit to run with other kids.

Mum Diana, 26, wept: "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."

Ardi will smoke only one brand and his habit costs his parents ?3.78 a day in Musi Banyuasin, Indonesia.

Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits.

But fishmonger Mohammed, 30, said: "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem."


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: mrlee on May 28, 2010, 07:49:39 PM
fuckin retards


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: kaasupoltin on May 28, 2010, 07:53:38 PM
That's nice. Remember people, if your baby starts screaming, give him/her smokes! That'll quiet things out.


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: D on May 28, 2010, 08:21:54 PM
I admit i am a dick

that is the greatest video in internet history hahahaha i can't stop laughing at it.



Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 28, 2010, 11:13:20 PM
That is completely insane :o.  What parent does this?


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: Genesis on May 28, 2010, 11:18:56 PM
I guess it's time to take dad Mohammed to the local clinic and have him neutered.
The video is amusing though. The kid smokes like a pro.


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: faldor on May 29, 2010, 01:39:08 AM
I guess it's time to take dad Mohammed to the local clinic and have him neutered.
The video is amusing though. The kid smokes like a pro.
I'm not too impressed.  Kid can't even blow rings of smoke.  He should've held off till he was at the much more mature age of 3 and a half.



Edit - I just noticed the article mentioned him blowing smoke rings.  I didn't see any visual evidence of that though.

Regardless though, this is utterly ridiculous.  What's the under/over on life expectancy for this kid?  25?


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: axlrosegnr on May 29, 2010, 01:50:03 AM
that was fuckin awesome......yes, i have a sick sense of humor. :)


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: Genesis on May 29, 2010, 02:50:21 AM
Regardless though, this is utterly ridiculous.  What's the under/over on life expectancy for this kid?  25?

At two packs a day, I doubt he'll survive high school.


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: D on May 29, 2010, 04:17:18 AM
come on now guys, this is the type of person that lives to be 100

shit, kid is rebelling at 2 years old, so the time he becomes a teenager, he will grow out of it and do great things. this kid obviously has serious fucking talent and when he channels it properly ,will do something big.


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 29, 2010, 09:34:12 AM
^The kid rebells D because his father has given him a reason to do so, it is called nicotine addiction.  On a serious note his parents have handed their own child a death sentence. "Talent", not so much, he is unable to keep up with other kids his age, let alone he seems to also have a weight factor as well, he probably will not be alive to try to channel any kind of talent in his future.  There is obviously no law in place regarding the age one can legally puff a stogie, and I say what a shame all the way across the board.


Title: Re: 2 year old smokes 2 packs a day
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on May 29, 2010, 01:46:40 PM
lol wow i kinda want to see that.

it say what his brand is?