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Title: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 02, 2006, 06:49:53 AM
a disscussion with a friend

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My friend: do u consider blow jobs and stuff as sex?
MrBrownstoneXIV: no no no and no. i swear to god. lol its something il never understand, people who say that it is. sex is sex. and sex, is when a "mans part" is in the "ladys part". that is sex
MrBrownstoneXIV: sorry i got so.. whatever.. but its something that annoys me
My friend: lol. i disagree
MrBrownstoneXIV: really? whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy sanam?
My friend: if a person can orgasm i consider it sex.
My friend: if u can get an STD from it i consider it sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: so if a person had an orgaism cuz a girl was dancing in front of them (some guys.. it happens) then hed no longer be a virgin?
My friend: it happens? are you sure about that?
MrBrownstoneXIV: hm. am i positive. naw. probably a bad example. cuz i dont know anyone whos had it happen.. and.. i dont think any girl could excite me that much... but i hear alot of things like that. so im not 100%.
MrBrownstoneXIV: =/
My friend: i'm talking about physical contact. that is sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: okok
My friend: oral sex mainly
MrBrownstoneXIV: so. hand job? sex?!?
My friend: ya
MrBrownstoneXIV: whaaa?
MrBrownstoneXIV: i just dont see it
MrBrownstoneXIV: oral sex i can see your point.. even.. if i disagree.. but hand jobs..
My friend: hand job....the girl is touching the guys "manly part"
My friend: directly
MrBrownstoneXIV: yeah but a guy touches his manly part. a TREE could touch a guys manly part.
My friend: a tree couldn't jerk a guy off.
MrBrownstoneXIV: ... o you think...
MrBrownstoneXIV: but your wrong
MrBrownstoneXIV: haha
MrBrownstoneXIV: jk
My friend: when u masturbate, you are having sex with yourself, am i right?
My friend: u are satisfying yourself sexually
MrBrownstoneXIV: no. your stimulating yourself. you cant have sex with yourself. satisfying.. and sex.. isnt the same thing
My friend: so if another person does it, they are satisfying you sexually.'
MrBrownstoneXIV: yes. sexual satisfaction. but sex? no. its a simulation of sex
My friend: .....stimulating to the point where you orgasm?
My friend: i think if you orgasm, that is because of sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: STIMULATION of sex. not sex
My friend: and i dont think a person can orgasm by only "stimulation"
My friend: a guy can get an erection by a girl dancing, but i dont think they can orgasm. without her touching him.
MrBrownstoneXIV: physical stimulation.. touching someone is still stimulation..
My friend: ok when a guy puts his part in a girls, that is touching
My friend: that is stimulating
My friend: but doesn't it lead to orgasm?
MrBrownstoneXIV: yes. the body has an orgasm because, due to sexual SIMULATION. not sex.
My friend: .....
My friend: so sexual stimulation is different than actual sex.
My friend: ?
My friend: then what is sex?
MrBrownstoneXIV: simulation. not stimulation
MrBrownstoneXIV: simulation.. is like.. an atempt to emulate something
MrBrownstoneXIV: attempt*
My friend: i know what that means
My friend: but u said stimulation before
MrBrownstoneXIV: attempt? can i even spell?
MrBrownstoneXIV: did i? my bad.
MrBrownstoneXIV: o wait. whoa.
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: i did.
My friend: lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok hold up.
My friend: i gtg soon
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok. lemme ask a question.
MrBrownstoneXIV: if a guy "sticks it in" and fucks a girl. but doesnt orgasm. is it sex?
MrBrownstoneXIV: i think so.
My friend: yes
MrBrownstoneXIV: but he doesnt orgasm
My friend: ya but he's either trying to give her an orgasm or trying to give himself one.
My friend: that act of trying, that is sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: what happens if theyre just "fucking around". hypothetically. not trying to get an orgasm. they just said "fuck it, lets connect"
MrBrownstoneXIV: no intention of orgasm
My friend: but their genitals are touchign each other, they can still get an STD
My friend: that's like pointless sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok. if a guy and a girl were naked. on top of each other. only on top of each other. stuck in a small ass room maybe. and they were "touching" at "certain points". would it be sex?
MrBrownstoneXIV: they could get an std
My friend: lol
My friend: if they were moving, yes.
My friend: ...i dont know what the fuck kind of hypothetical is that
MrBrownstoneXIV: so if they were in a moving car and the car was bumping them up and down, even if the guy wasnt inside of the girl. it would be sex?
My friend: ya either one of them could get an orgasm just form the contact and the movement
MrBrownstoneXIV: hm.
MrBrownstoneXIV: so theyd just lose their virginity?
My friend: like dry humping
MrBrownstoneXIV: thats pretty harsh sanam.. haha
My friend: except...it's not dry
My friend: they're naked.
My friend: lol
My friend: lol
My friend: welll
My friend: why are they naked?
My friend: and why are they on top of each other
My friend: if they don't want to have sex?
My friend: lol.
MrBrownstoneXIV: iguy tied em up
My friend: ....ok
My friend: waht if that guy
MrBrownstoneXIV: random guy
My friend: tied a girl up
My friend: and just stood there in front of her, both naked, touching at the genitals
My friend: wouldn't that be sexual harassment?
My friend: sexual abuse?
MrBrownstoneXIV: well.. making a lude comment is sexual harrassment and sexual abuse
MrBrownstoneXIV: like "ey big tits, get chur ass over here and lets fuck"
MrBrownstoneXIV: sexual harrasment right there
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol
My friend: it leads to sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: not if the girl doesnt like the guy.. shed just report him for sexual harrasment..
My friend: ya
My friend: but
My friend: if a guy told a girl to touch his penis
MrBrownstoneXIV: uh huh
My friend: isn't that sexual harrassment
MrBrownstoneXIV: yep
MrBrownstoneXIV: o wait
MrBrownstoneXIV: and the girl didnt mind?
My friend: no
My friend: the girl does mind
My friend: the girl doesnt know the guy
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok
MrBrownstoneXIV: then.. yeah..
MrBrownstoneXIV: im missing your point here.. sexual harrasment = sex?
My friend: no
My friend: i'm saying that harrassment is considered "sexual" when it leads to sex.
My friend: when a person wants another person to touch them, that is sex
My friend: the act of touching
MrBrownstoneXIV: well a blow job is sexual. but.. is it sex? nope. does it relate to sex? yep.
My friend: a blow job is oral sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: something can relate to sex. there can be touching..
My friend: you can get an STD
My friend: genitals are touching
My friend: a genital is being touched.
MrBrownstoneXIV: man. this goes back to the tied up question. they could get an std. is it sex? no!
MrBrownstoneXIV: no!
My friend: yes it is!
My friend: to me it is.
My friend: wouldn't u feel sexually ...abused if someone did that to you?
MrBrownstoneXIV: no its freakin not. lol. if it was you. would you honestly consider yourself no longer a virgin?
My friend: what if you've already lost your viriginity
My friend: yes i honestly would
My friend: if another person did it.
MrBrownstoneXIV: no. listen.
MrBrownstoneXIV: if you. and me. were both naked. like i dunno, you took a shower.. and i was just.. getting out of the other shower.. at some dorm.. (or something.. just follow me on this).. and we got stuck in a fucking tight closet.. box.. who cares what we get stuck in. purely hypothetical. would it be sex?
MrBrownstoneXIV: it would be awkward for both of us
MrBrownstoneXIV: nither one would want it in this situation
MrBrownstoneXIV: wed just be stuck
MrBrownstoneXIV: naked.
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol



Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 02, 2006, 06:50:19 AM
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MrBrownstoneXIV: would it be sex!!? stds could happen. wed be touching. is it sex?
My friend: yea
MrBrownstoneXIV: no! no no no no no no no!
MrBrownstoneXIV: youd HONESTLY consider an arkward accedent sex?
MrBrownstoneXIV: what if it was like for 15 secs
MrBrownstoneXIV: 30 sec actually
MrBrownstoneXIV: just an awkward ass 30 seconds
MrBrownstoneXIV: i sure as hell wouldnt
My friend: ok
My friend: why do they call blow jobs oral sex?
MrBrownstoneXIV: because its LIKE sex but with a mouth. its an emulation of REAL sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: like and emulation are the key words
My friend: but the word emulation isn't in that phrase.
MrBrownstoneXIV: its an emulation of REAL sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: ^^^
My friend: eh
My friend: i'm done.
MrBrownstoneXIV: oral sex. cuz people dont wanna say "like if your mouth was a vagina it would be sex"
MrBrownstoneXIV: haha
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok. fine.
My friend: lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: you never did answer the thing about the closet o_0
MrBrownstoneXIV: butttttttttttttttttt its cool
My friend: i did
My friend: i said i considered it sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: really? even that?
MrBrownstoneXIV: even if the last thing on our minds was sex
My friend: i answered
My friend: and al we wanted to do was leave?
My friend:
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MrBrownstoneXIV: wed just be stuck
MrBrownstoneXIV: naked.
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: would it be sex!!? stds could happen. wed be touching. is it sex?
My friend: yea
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MrBrownstoneXIV: nooooooooooooo! lol. sanam it is SO not sex. but il leave you with your opinion... i see you wont be swayed.
My friend: then we'd put something between us wouldn't we if we?
MrBrownstoneXIV: not if we were nakeddddddddddd
MrBrownstoneXIV: and stuck
MrBrownstoneXIV: you have to look at this from the hypothetical view point that wed be touching. and that we couldnt do anything about it cuz wed be stuck
MrBrownstoneXIV: theres no "if" "buts" or "what if?"
My friend: i would feel sexually uncomfortable.
My friend: i would feel violated or something
My friend: it's a sexual experience.
My friend: just being exposed like that.
MrBrownstoneXIV: man. kissing someone is a sexual experience
My friend: no it's not
My friend: u can kiss your mom
My friend: or dad or brother
My friend: or sister.
My friend: or anyone.
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok. making out for 2 hours straight
MrBrownstoneXIV: sexual experience
MrBrownstoneXIV: and yeah. it is.
My friend: ok but i dont think that can make a person orgasm, just making out
MrBrownstoneXIV: but its still a sexual experience. you cant convince me otherwise either. making out is a sexual experience. and there is no sex involved there
MrBrownstoneXIV: no actual sex
My friend: no one is touching anyones genitals
My friend: u cant get an STD from it
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok. sanam, if you want to play ignorant here (and i dont mean that offensivly AT ALL) and think that making out is a non sexual experience, then thats fine with me. but, i know, ive done it, and i can tell you, its sexual. 100% sex drive driven.
MrBrownstoneXIV: anyone could tell you that
My friend: ok it's sexual
My friend: but it's not actual sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: just like blow jobs, hand jobs, and the rest!
My friend: no
MrBrownstoneXIV: yea!
My friend: i'ts not like a blow job or a hand job
MrBrownstoneXIV: *sigh*. the only difference is that "something" is being touched. its a difference, your right. but its not sex. sex is not the same as a blowjob.
My friend: i wouldn't feel like a virgin if a guy gave me oral
MrBrownstoneXIV: well, perhaps youd feel "non virgin" but you in fact, would be, a virgin. as no man took his penis and put it in. and there was no. repeat, no sex. someone can feel like a "non-virgin" by just being slutty.. you lose apart of your "purity" (whatever you wanna call it) the first time you jerk off, or have lustful thoughts..
My friend: i wouldn't feel "pure" if a guy gave me oral sex.
MrBrownstoneXIV: well thats what im saying, do you feel pure when you lust after some guy? no. have you had sex? nope.
My friend: i feel pure
My friend: when i lust after a guy
My friend: lol
My friend: becasue i know i'm ont going to have sex with him
MrBrownstoneXIV: hm.
My friend: or do anything sexually with him
MrBrownstoneXIV: ok. look. when i lust after women, which i do. i dont ALWAYS feel bad after, in fact not alot of the time.. but on occasion i stop to think "hey you know what.. its bad for me to think this way about my sisters. i should try and be more pure in my thoughts." so theres SOME element of guilt. your saying youve never thought something along those lines./
MrBrownstoneXIV: ?*
My friend: i'm tired jack.. i dont really understand your question
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol
My friend: ....ar eyou asking if if've ever felt bad about ....liking a guy?
MrBrownstoneXIV: no. about wanting to fuck a guys brain out. nasty sexual thoughts that if other people heard theyd just be like "DAYUM GIRL! YOU GOT ISSUES!"
MrBrownstoneXIV: and not.. even bad nessarly. just "unpure"
My friend: ....lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: cuz that relates to this...
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My friend: i wouldn't feel "pure" if a guy gave me oral sex.
My friend: ummmmm yeah i'd feel bad if i really wanted it...but i don't
MrBrownstoneXIV: so you lust weird ass things. but you dont want it? why lust for something you dont want. doesnt make sense
My friend: no
My friend: i lust
My friend: but
My friend: i am not going to have sex or perform any sexual acts with anyone until i am old enough, or until i completely trust the person...and love them.....and plan to marry or something. and if i find that person, i would try to control myself until i marry him
MrBrownstoneXIV: sanam. you lust, because you want something. you dont lust over something you dont want. maybe you wouldnt actually do it. but your thinkin about it.. and on some level you want it.
My friend: jaccck i'm tired.
My friend: yeah but not now
My friend: lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: sanam. look man. im just saying... you said that oral sex would make you feel non virgin, unpure, not clean (whatever you said).. and you said that, to make a point, on why oral sex is "sex". and.. im just saying anything can make you feel that way. thoughts can.
My friend: ok
My friend: but wouldn't it suck if you got an STD from someone after giving them oral sex, when you haven't even had intercourse before?
My friend: woulnd't you regret that for the rest of your life?
MrBrownstoneXIV: yep. it would suck. but it would suck in the same way that sharing a needle with some guy who has aids would suck
My friend: ok.
My friend: my way o fthinking is....that i'm not going to go and do something that i could regret for the rest of my life....when i am young, and i don't know what i want out of life. and i'm not sure what love is. ...i'm not going to risk all of that to satisfy an urge that would go away in a short amount of time.
My friend: anyway
My friend: and i'm going to bed.
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol alrighty
My friend: ok, do u respect that though?
MrBrownstoneXIV: i respect your opinion
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: gnight sanam =). i love you. it was a fun convo
My friend: do u think... maybe, just MAYBE i could be right ?
My friend: do u have the slight little thought in the back of your head....maybe sanam was right ... lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: *sigh*.. i SEE where your coming from. and i understand what your trying to say. but im just not.. i just cant agree
My friend: ok
MrBrownstoneXIV: not at all. lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: like i said, i understand. but i just dont feel that way
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol
My friend: ok
My friend: same to you
My friend: good night.
MrBrownstoneXIV: lol
MrBrownstoneXIV: gnight


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 02, 2006, 06:51:10 AM
ok folks. that was a discussion with me and one of my friends. and my question is.. where do you draw the line? Am i right? is she right?

You tell me.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sin Cut on January 02, 2006, 07:07:30 AM
cheating is cheating if you get caught, blow job isn't cheating even if you get caught.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Chelle on January 02, 2006, 03:09:45 PM
I'm too tired to read the whole thing, but in my humble opinion... Sex is sexual intercourse.? Oral sex is not sex, even though you can get STDs.? If she thinks that making out is the same as kissing your mom...? ?:hihi:?? ?She's just very much a virgin, but nothing wrong with that.? ?:)? How old is this girl?? Bless her heart...


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 02, 2006, 06:25:19 PM
Oral sex is just like a handshake these days...........


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lisa on January 02, 2006, 06:43:25 PM
remind me not to shake your hand :hihi:


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sin Cut on January 02, 2006, 06:47:52 PM
Oral sex is just like a handshake these days...........
have yuou shook a lot of "hands" lately?


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sterlingdog on January 02, 2006, 06:53:25 PM
I think oral sex is a type of sex, its just not intercourse.  If you haven't had intercourse then you are a virgin.

cheating is cheating if you get caught, blow job isn't cheating even if you get caught.

I would think that if you have to lie about it, its cheating.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 02, 2006, 06:53:53 PM
I'm too tired to read the whole thing, but in my humble opinion... Sex is sexual intercourse.  Oral sex is not sex, even though you can get STDs.  If she thinks that making out is the same as kissing your mom...   :hihi:    She's just very much a virgin, but nothing wrong with that.   :)  How old is this girl?  Bless her heart...

Chelle.. thank you. Sex is ONLY sexual intercorse.  : ok:


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: mikegiuliana on January 02, 2006, 06:56:00 PM
oral sex is definetly cheating, tell your girlifriend or wife you got a bj and se how she feels. :hihi:


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 02, 2006, 07:03:17 PM
remind me not to shake your hand :hihi:

I got the softest hands in Tampa!


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 02, 2006, 07:06:23 PM


Chelle.. thank you. Sex is ONLY sexual intercorse.  : ok:
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Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 02, 2006, 07:37:42 PM
Whaaa? Explain SLCPUNK. I wanna hear your opinions.. which is why i started this thread.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Bridge on January 02, 2006, 08:17:21 PM
so if a guy gets his dick sucked by 1000000 different girls, but gets no pussy, he is still a virgin?      get the fuck outta here...

and remember, the definition of the word "virgin" has changed tons of times over the centuries.  it used to mean nothing more than an umarried woman, so it doesn't have to mean somebody who hasnt bumped pelvises.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sterlingdog on January 02, 2006, 08:22:37 PM
so if a guy gets his dick sucked by 1000000 different girls, but gets no pussy, he is still a virgin?? ? ? get the fuck outta here...

and remember, the definition of the word "virgin" has changed tons of times over the centuries.? it used to mean nothing more than an umarried woman, so it doesn't have to mean somebody who hasnt bumped pelvises.

From Dictionary.com:

vir?gin
n.
A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
A chaste or unmarried woman; a maiden.
An unmarried woman who has taken religious vows of chastity.
Virgin The Virgin Mary.
Zoology. A female insect or other arthropod that produces fertile eggs without copulating.



So given your example, I'd say yes, the guy would be a virgin.? And a very lucky one.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Chelle on January 02, 2006, 09:00:59 PM
so if a guy gets his dick sucked by 1000000 different girls, but gets no pussy, he is still a virgin? get the fuck outta here...

Yes, he's technically still a virgin in my opinion ...? but what's the fucking point in doing everything but intercourse, just to call yourself a "virgin"?? I dunno? ?:no:

Seriously, 1000000 different girls and NO pussy?? ????? ?You get the fuck outta here! ::)?

...? haha? ?:P


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Prometheus on January 02, 2006, 10:09:55 PM
serioausly if a guys gets sucked off by 1000000 girls and dont get laid..... ther eis def soemthign wong with the guy's package... or he found every prude in canada


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 02, 2006, 11:27:10 PM
im not really trying to define virginity... thats your opinions there.. it can be mental.. it can relate to intercorse.. ect. you opinion

im trying to define what constitutes sex


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: journey on January 02, 2006, 11:58:59 PM
A blowjob is a sexual act. That's why it's called oral sex. And yes, it is cheating to have oral sex with someone other than your significant other. If you want blow jobs from numerous girls, then I suggest you stay single. Don't commit to someone if you're going to have that kind of attitude.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sin Cut on January 03, 2006, 01:12:05 AM
I think oral sex is a type of sex, its just not intercourse.? If you haven't had intercourse then you are a virgin.

cheating is cheating if you get caught, blow job isn't cheating even if you get caught.

I would think that if you have to lie about it, its cheating.
I don't see why I should even talk about it :)


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: lynn1961 on January 03, 2006, 01:21:09 AM
A blowjob is a sexual act. That's why it's called oral sex. And yes, it is cheating to have oral sex with someone other than your significant other. If you want blow jobs from numerous girls, then I suggest you stay single. Don't commit to someone if you're going to have that kind of attitude.

Right on!  Couldn't have said it better myself.

I'm not sure what the whole point of this topic is, but I believe loss of "virginity" is probably considered participating in intercourse the first time. However, if a guy (or a female) is going to kid themselves into thinking that just having oral sex or getting a handjob is ok and is not cheating (when you are in a committed relationship), then, they better think twice.  It's not ok, unless you have a mutual agreement for an "open" relationship.       


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Rasputin on January 03, 2006, 01:45:42 AM
i couldnt believe anyone would think it ok to get a blowjob while married
ever heard the term "Abstinence"


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sin Cut on January 03, 2006, 01:49:40 AM
i couldnt believe anyone would think it ok to get a blowjob while married
ever heard the term "Abstinence"
sure my wife can give me a blowjob if I'm married!


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 03, 2006, 04:23:07 AM
Whoa. Hey where was it said that I was saying a blowjob wasn't cheating?

The question has NOTHING, repeat NOTHING, to do with cheating.


Im asking, how do you define sex? Are you the person who thinks sex is just sexual intercorse... or are you the person who thinks blowjobs, handjobs, ect. are sex?

I believe blowjobs, handjobs, ect. is sexual.. but.. its not sex. not the same thing. but already said it.

so that being said, what do you think?

    -jack

once more.. this is NOT me asking what you think cheating is.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *Izzy* on January 03, 2006, 05:54:40 AM
I believe blowjobs, handjobs, ect. is sexual.. but.. its not sex. not the same thing. but already said it.

so that being said, what do you think?


You just answered your own question, I pretty much agree with what you said


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 03, 2006, 06:01:21 AM
^ lol. yeah, I know what I believe.. but im just intrested in other opinions. Cool to hear yours!


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: journey on January 03, 2006, 07:55:41 AM
Whoa. Hey where was it said that I was saying a blowjob wasn't cheating?

The question has NOTHING, repeat NOTHING, to do with cheating.


Im asking, how do you define sex? Are you the person who thinks sex is just sexual intercorse... or are you the person who thinks blowjobs, handjobs, ect. are sex?

I believe blowjobs, handjobs, ect. is sexual.. but.. its not sex. not the same thing. but already said it.

so that being said, what do you think?

? ? -jack

once more.. this is NOT me asking what you think cheating is.

It's not sex. Sex is intercourse. But blowjobs, handjobs, and other jobs shouldn't be trivialized into "no big deal". It's still an intimate situation. And for an inexperienced person, like your friend, it is a big deal. It's serious, and in some cases STDs are a factor.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: noonespecial on January 03, 2006, 10:57:17 AM
"cheating is cheating if you get caught, blow job isn't cheating even if you get caught."

BlueCut you are so funny... :hihi:

So you come home from working two jobs, and there's your wife and or g\f with a dude getting eaten out...you would just go get a beer, pick up your guitar and make a sandwich?

Wow! LOL! I'm just messing with ya dude...you're funny though... :hihi:


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Markus Asraelius on January 03, 2006, 06:04:06 PM
If someone touches another person's sexual organ with the intent of bringing and/or getting orgams.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sin Cut on January 03, 2006, 06:22:27 PM
"cheating is cheating if you get caught, blow job isn't cheating even if you get caught."

BlueCut you are so funny... :hihi:

So you come home from working two jobs, and there's your wife and or g\f with a dude getting eaten out...you would just go get a beer, pick up your guitar and make a sandwich?

Wow! LOL! I'm just messing with ya dude...you're funny though... :hihi:
lol.. don't have anyone steady, I got an open relationship at the time.

But if someone would vacuum my gf's carpet when I got home, I'd just join the fun I'd guess.

But maybe, if I'd met the right girl I could have a relationship like "normal" people :)


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: AxlsMainMan on January 03, 2006, 06:57:45 PM
After reading through this thread, my only question for you all is....


Where the hell do babies come from? :-[


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sin Cut on January 03, 2006, 07:11:25 PM
After reading through this thread, my only question for you all is....


Where the hell do babies come from? :-[
not from a blowjob


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Rasputin on January 03, 2006, 11:18:30 PM
vasoline, i wasnt talkin to you bout the cheatin thing, i was just sayin in general and cause someone said they didnt consider it cheatin

and i believe in some definition (cant find it now) it said any genital contact was considered sex..
and i would toatally consider a bj sex, i mean, the penis still "goes in" even if its not a vagina

and, dude i ment from another chick  - -'


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sin Cut on January 04, 2006, 01:49:13 AM
vasoline, i wasnt talkin to you bout the cheatin thing, i was just sayin in general and cause someone said they didnt consider it cheatin

and i believe in some definition (cant find it now) it said any genital contact was considered sex..
and i would toatally consider a bj sex, i mean, the penis still "goes in" even if its not a vagina

and, dude i ment from another chick? - -'
another chick.. kinda like my wife?

are you fuckin' my wife?


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Queen of Everything on January 04, 2006, 08:23:36 AM
Sex is Sex.

Sex is not  blow jobs.

Sex is not hand jobs.


 :)


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Skeba on January 04, 2006, 09:18:57 AM
Who gives a fuck??


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Bridge on January 04, 2006, 11:50:19 AM
Sex is not? blow jobs.

Sex is not hand jobs.

Tell that to the cops before they arrest a guy for getting his dick sucked or stroked by a minor.

Sex is everything.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: AxlsMainMan on January 04, 2006, 02:11:10 PM
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Sex is not  blow jobs.

Why the hell is it called a "blow job" anyways? I mean, the chick is sucking and swallowing, not blowing on your pecker is she? :hihi:


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Chelle on January 04, 2006, 04:28:55 PM
Sex is not  blow jobs.

Sex is not hand jobs.

Tell that to the cops before they arrest a guy for getting his dick sucked or stroked by a minor.

Sex is everything.

That's completely different.  We're not talking minors   ::)


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Bridge on January 05, 2006, 12:04:00 AM
That's completely different.? We're not talking minors? ?

you entirely missed the point.  it's legally defined as a sex act.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 05, 2006, 12:08:28 AM
Does a sex act really mean sex? But that is a good point... never thought about how the goverment defines sex.. haha.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Chelle on January 05, 2006, 04:25:01 AM
That's completely different.? We're not talking minors? ?

you entirely missed the point. it's legally defined as a sex act.


It is a sex act.? It's not sexual intercourse, or even what most people would consider "sex."?
Legally though, in that case, I would imagine that all sexual activity is regarded as "sex" and all of it wrong.

Who knows?... I'm with Bill Clinton here? ?:confused:

 :hihi:
 


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Rasputin on January 05, 2006, 06:35:02 PM

another chick.. kinda like my wife?

are you fuckin' my wife?

chick OTHER than your wife   ::)

nooo..i havent been fuckin yer wife
shes just been givin me head  ;)


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Bridge on January 05, 2006, 07:55:12 PM
Does a sex act really mean sex?

If oral sex isnt sex, why the fuck is the word "sex" in the title??? sheesh people, think about it


It is a sex act.?

No shit.? isnt that what I said?

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It's not sexual intercourse,

Never said it was.? I merely stated that intercourse is not the only form of sex.

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or even what most people would consider "sex."?

please don't try to strengthen your assertions by assuming that "most people" share your opinion.

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I would imagine that all sexual activity is regarded as "sex" and all of it wrong.

Oh I see.? So if a guy puts a gun to your head and forces you to suck his cock, he shouldn't be charged with a sex crime?? he shouldn't have to register as a sex offender?

whatever


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Chelle on January 05, 2006, 08:28:02 PM
 

It is a sex act.?

No shit.? isnt that what I said?

 ???? I was just agreeing with you, sheesh...?

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Oh I see.? So if a guy puts a gun to your head and forces you to suck his cock, he shouldn't be charged with a sex crime?? he shouldn't have to register as a sex offender?

whatever


Calm down, hunny? ?::)

Where did I say anything about that?? ...But since you mention it... you bet your ass he should be charged and register as a sex offender.? I don't know why in hell you suggested that I thought otherwise.? A sexual act on a minor, or anyone against his/her will, is wrong (whether it be oral sex, intercourse, anything) What I was saying is that in that case (which you accidentally chopped out of my quote) any sexual activity would be wrong.??
Where's the fucking problem?


Sheesh...? ::)


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 05, 2006, 11:04:14 PM
Does a sex act really mean sex?

If oral sex isnt sex, why the fuck is the word "sex" in the title?   sheesh people, think about it

oral sex is just a quick way of saying "its something like sex, only instead of fuckin a chick shes sucking on your dick" (if your a guy...)... and it implys that the act is sexual. plus.. if what your saying is true.. do you consider "phone sex" sex?


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: journey on January 06, 2006, 02:58:00 AM
oral sex is just a quick way of saying "its something like sex, only instead of fuckin a chick shes sucking on your dick" (if your a guy...)... and it implys that the act is sexual. plus.. if what your saying is true.. do you consider "phone sex" sex?

It's sexual in the sense that it gets someone aroused, but it's not in the same vein as oral sex and other interactive sexual situations, obviously.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 06, 2006, 03:08:12 AM
oral sex is just a quick way of saying "its something like sex, only instead of fuckin a chick shes sucking on your dick" (if your a guy...)... and it implys that the act is sexual. plus.. if what your saying is true.. do you consider "phone sex" sex?

It's sexual in the sense that it gets someone aroused, but it's not in the same vein as oral sex and other interactive sexual situations, obviously.

all im saying is that Bridge was justifying his view with "it has the word sex in it"... and well so does phone sex. and thats not sex.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: journey on January 06, 2006, 03:15:20 AM
all im saying is that Bridge was justifying his view with "it has the word sex in it"... and well so does phone sex. and thats not sex.

I get what you're saying. However, anything that has the word "sex" tied to it, is a sexual matter. It doesn't necessarily have to be sexual intercourse, but it's still of a sexual nature.



Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 06, 2006, 03:53:52 AM
Yeah I getcha. I just dont get the whole bj, hj, ect is sex aurguement (not saying you aurgued it). Certainly sexual. Very sexual actually. But sex? Naw.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: -Jack- on January 06, 2006, 03:56:22 AM
Ok folks.. I see this thread has ran its corse... no real aurguement anymore (somewhat trivial in the first place.. heh)..  so mods.. put the ole' dog down.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Gunna_girl01 on January 12, 2006, 11:48:37 PM
cheating is cheating if you get caught, blow job isn't cheating even if you get caught.

If my boyfriend recieved a head job ... ID KILL THE BASTRARD... cos it's still cheating


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: axelmc on January 17, 2006, 05:06:00 PM
Hi,

and what happens when two lesbians are doing it? they sure dont have intercourse as normal couples but they sure think, called it sex


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Chelle on January 17, 2006, 05:26:18 PM
Hi,

and what happens when two lesbians are doing it? they sure dont have intercourse as normal couples but they sure think, called it sex

Hm... Good point, Axelmc.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 19, 2006, 12:23:27 AM
Hi,

and what happens when two lesbians are doing it? they sure dont have intercourse as normal couples but they sure think, called it sex

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Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: J? on January 19, 2006, 10:13:29 AM
Well boys and girls, the thing is don't get caught.

Unlike the 37th President of the United States of America Richard Nixon or the 42nd President of the United States of America Bill Clinton.

If your going to cheat, cheat. But don't get caught. Cheating is bad and isn't a good thing, but if your girl or boy are umm assholes then do it. But if you don't like them it takes more guts / balls to just flat out break up with them instead of cheating on them if they find out about the cheating. But if your heart of hearts tells you to cheat and cheat then cheat.

-- Jimmy


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on January 19, 2006, 10:28:23 AM
i cheat a lot at cards games. and like monopoly and all.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Sterlingdog on January 19, 2006, 12:40:02 PM
i cheat a lot at cards games. and like monopoly and all.


Funny, I bet there are a lot of people who would consider cheating in a competition (especially one where there's money invovled) to be much worse than cheating on a spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend.


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on January 19, 2006, 01:19:47 PM
sex.com has been sold for 14 million

http://it.slashdot.org/it/06/01/19/0046238.shtml



Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Jim on January 19, 2006, 02:15:31 PM
i cheat a lot at cards games. and like monopoly and all.


Funny, I bet there are a lot of people who would consider cheating in a competition (especially one where there's money invovled) to be much worse than cheating on a spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend.

No, no. The money in Monopoly is fake.  :)


Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 19, 2006, 02:33:55 PM
sex.com has been sold for 14 million

http://it.slashdot.org/it/06/01/19/0046238.shtml



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