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Title: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: $$$$ on October 12, 2008, 01:58:10 PM
i was gone for like 10 minutes came back to find my window smashed out.

they stole a case a beer i had in the back and like 5$ in change. who else but a fucking junkie would bother?

FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH AND BURN IN HELL YOU FUCK!

I hope the prick steals a computer and reads this.


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: polluxlm on October 12, 2008, 01:59:41 PM
1. Never leave valuables visible in your car.


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 12, 2008, 02:18:06 PM
*Belch*


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on October 12, 2008, 04:53:54 PM
^High-five to Republican Jesus!  The beer may have been a little warm, but damn it was good!   ;D



Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: emergency on October 12, 2008, 04:57:40 PM
glad the beer was stolen did not need it anyway no one does if it wold have bin me stealing it i would have poored it all out


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: $$$$ on October 12, 2008, 05:18:40 PM
^

I could care less about what was stolen.

its the principles of the matter and most of all the broken window :rant:


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: CheapJon on October 12, 2008, 05:26:01 PM
what if he would've left the window, 5 bucks and beercase and stole the car.. would u care more?


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: IKnowWhereIAM on October 12, 2008, 07:00:56 PM
I feel your pain...a junkie broke into my '82 Datsun 200S(U)X...in 1993...stole the change from the ashtray (about $2), about 5 rolls unexposed 35mm film, and my spare camera battery.  I didn't even notice window (latch) was broken...but flipped when I reached for toll money.  I was so pissed I actually reported the $10 (maybe) theft - and they had caught the moron up the street from me, breaking into other cars to steal the change! Must have figured the film canisters had drugs...junkies!!! They do the darndest things! :rofl:


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: $$$$ on October 13, 2008, 02:28:20 PM
I feel your pain...a junkie broke into my '82 Datsun 200S(U)X...in 1993...stole the change from the ashtray (about $2), about 5 rolls unexposed 35mm film, and my spare camera battery.  I didn't even notice window (latch) was broken...but flipped when I reached for toll money.  I was so pissed I actually reported the $10 (maybe) theft - and they had caught the moron up the street from me, breaking into other cars to steal the change! Must have figured the film canisters had drugs...junkies!!! They do the darndest things! :rofl:

I would have given him 5$ and a case of beer to not break my god damn window :hihi:


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: CheapJon on October 13, 2008, 03:12:10 PM
Must have figured the film canisters had drugs...junkies!!! They do the darndest things! :rofl:

what a show that would have been  :D

junkies do the darndest things, with regis.... or maybe jerry springer but anyway  ;D


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: IKnowWhereIAM on October 13, 2008, 03:19:23 PM
Must have figured the film canisters had drugs...junkies!!! They do the darndest things! :rofl:

what a show that would have been  :D

junkies do the darndest things, with regis.... or maybe jerry springer but anyway  ;D
I think Cosby already did it...or was that 'kids'?   :hihi:


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Loaded NightraiN on October 13, 2008, 03:21:43 PM
Must have figured the film canisters had drugs...junkies!!! They do the darndest things! :rofl:

what a show that would have been  :D

junkies do the darndest things, with regis.... or maybe jerry springer but anyway  ;D
I think Cosby already did it...or was that 'kids'?   :hihi:

Some of em did seems like crack babies


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: The Chad Cometh on October 13, 2008, 07:02:05 PM
glad the beer was stolen did not need it anyway no one does if it wold have bin me stealing it i would have poored it all out

Hi dad.  : ok:


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Sin Cut on October 15, 2008, 04:30:04 AM
glad the beer was stolen did not need it anyway no one does if it wold have bin me stealing it i would have poored it all out

you're an idiot. You just don't pour beer out.

Do you also order a pizza and throw it in the dumpster?


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on October 15, 2008, 04:43:47 AM
glad the beer was stolen did not need it anyway no one does if it wold have bin me stealing it i would have poored it all out

you're an idiot. You just don't pour beer out.

Do you also order a pizza and throw it in the dumpster?

Sounds like Timebomb.


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Sin Cut on October 15, 2008, 08:18:16 AM
glad the beer was stolen did not need it anyway no one does if it wold have bin me stealing it i would have poored it all out

you're an idiot. You just don't pour beer out.

Do you also order a pizza and throw it in the dumpster?

Sounds like Timebomb.
who? mr.wheels?


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: axlrosegnr on October 15, 2008, 10:26:43 AM
The weird thing is if I saw someone messing with someone else's car I probably wouldn't bother with it, but if I saw someone dumping out a full case of beer I would smack them upside the head and ask them what the fuck do they think they're doing.


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: AxlsMainMan on October 15, 2008, 11:20:40 AM
glad the beer was stolen did not need it anyway no one does if it wold have bin me stealing it i would have poored it all out

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WHAAAAAATTTTTT??!!


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: The Estranged MrFlashbax on October 15, 2008, 05:01:02 PM
this is why glass coverage is very important to have : ok:

and keep the beer in a safe place too... like your stomach  :hihi:


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Lisa on October 15, 2008, 06:15:48 PM
*Belch*
wrong thread Sir!


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: $$$$ on October 15, 2008, 06:54:05 PM
man i just realized he stole my badass corona tag i had on my dashboard.

its not worth anything but it had some sentimental value.

now i might have to take some vigilante justice :rant: ill round up a crue park my car there again and bait the fucker out, then curb stomp his junkie ass :hihi:


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on October 15, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
man i just realized he stole my badass corona tag i had on my dashboard.

its not worth anything but it had some sentimental value.

now i might have to take some vigilante justice :rant: ill round up a crue park my car there again and bait the fucker out, then curb stomp his junkie ass :hihi:
I'd pay to see this. It'd make a great YouTube video.


Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on October 15, 2008, 11:07:12 PM
man i just realized he stole my badass corona tag i had on my dashboard.

its not worth anything but it had some sentimental value.

now i might have to take some vigilante justice :rant: ill round up a crue park my car there again and bait the fucker out, then curb stomp his junkie ass :hihi:
I'd pay to see this. It'd make a great YouTube video.

Death Wish
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Title: Re: A junkie broke into my car
Post by: Bodhi on October 17, 2008, 03:55:45 AM
i was gone for like 10 minutes came back to find my window smashed out.

they stole a case a beer i had in the back and like 5$ in change. who else but a fucking junkie would bother?

FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH AND BURN IN HELL YOU FUCK!

I hope the prick steals a computer and reads this.


Don't worry...when Barack Obama gets into office he will just steal from your paycheck and give it to the junkie so no more windows will need to be broken....  :hihi:


I dont blame you for being pissed but just be happy it was only a window that got broken and you didnt get shot over something stupid like a six pack or 5 bucks...