What are the following rock-stars doing this thanksgiving?

[RichardNixon]

Axl Rose
Slash
Trent Reznor
Eddie Van Halen
Joe Elliot
Steven Tyler
Scott Stapp
Gene Simmons
Nikki Sixx

Any others you care to add:

[RichardNixon]

Axl Rose-Showing up three hours late for dinner, barely preventing a riot from dinner guests.
Slash- Having Turkey with vodka
Trent Reznor-dying the turkey, mashed potatos and all the trimmings black
Eddie Van Halen-crying over Valerie, sleeping all day, drinking lots of wine
Joe Elliot- not rocking
Steven Tyler-see above
Scott Stapp- going to Church.
Gene Simmons- Counting his loot.
Nikki Sixx- pretending to be a baddass.

[Gunner80]

And the point of this thread is what?

[Evolution]

And the point of this thread is what?

B.Y.O.B?

[AxlsMainMan]

Axl Rose - Spending the holidays with his lawyer Probably having a quiet dinner with his brother and sister, with Beta preparing the food and Earl cutting the roast! Maybe have Tommy over for a cigar or something..
Slash - putting the kids to bed early and overdosin' on turkey and Jack Daniels.
Trent Reznor - does he even celebrate thanks giving? lol
Eddie Van Halen - dinner with his son, and x
Joe Elliot - quiet family dinner
Steven Tyler - a huge feast with the boys and his lovely daughter. after the table will convert to a stage and the boys will rock tha house all night long.
Scott Stapp - thanksgiving in a convent
Gene Simmons - groupies! groupies! groupies!
Nikki Sixx - Now that hes sober, itll probably be a low key family dinner with his bitchin' wife and kid.

[Carlos_f_Rose]

Id like to Add..... the original Gunner... Izzy Stradlin...

I wonder what Izzy will do then....  He is great.

[RichardNixon]

And the point of this thread is what?

B.Y.O.B?

The point of this thread? Does there have to be one? It's just a 'lil Thanksgiving fun.

What it B.Y.O.B?

[AxlsMainMan]

What it B.Y.O.B?

B.Y.O.B=Bring Your Own Beer

[Megaguns]

i wonder what adler will be doing???

[Dr. Blutarsky]

i wonder what adler will be doing???

Probrally talking to the turkey incoherently.

[Rob]

Axl Rose:  Rumor has it his turkey will be ready sometime early next year.
Slash:  Subbing Wild Turkey for the traditional bird.
Trent Reznor:  Cooking a very overrated meal that many people around here will like for some reason.
Eddie Van Halen:  Cooking chicken when he knows everyone really wants Roth...I mean turkey.
Joe Elliot:  Auditioning for the Backstreet Boys.  Why can't Def Leppard be a rock band anymore?
Steven Tyler: 
Scott Stapp:  Asking, "why does Rob from HTGTH have no friggin' clue who I am?"
Gene Simmons:  Eating his Kiss brand turkey, watching football on his Kiss brand TV, drinking his Kiss brand beer.  HE LIKES MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

[lynn1961]

This is hilarious!  I couldn't do it any better, so I have no answers.  But, the answers given are great! 

[dr. light]

i can t believe this thing and by the way anyone knows what this people actually did?

[Mr. Dick Purple]

And the point of this thread is what?

B.Y.O.B?

Be your own Budge? 

Anyway AXL Rose - thanking nobody hasn't given a dateline
Slash - smoking some cigarrettes and play some and prettend he never went to school 
Trent Reznor - Playing Zelda
Eddie Van Halen - Waiting for David Lee Roth to call him
Joe Elliot - eating cheese 
Steven Tyler - get a new cirgury
Gene Simmons - looking if his tongue has grown

[Eugene Klein]

The real question would be what these nine rockers would do in a room together for thanksgiving.
Kill each other? Share tour memories? Or mocking at Axl because of his reclusive status?

[Evolution]

And the point of this thread is what?

B.Y.O.B?

The point of this thread? Does there have to be one? It's just a 'lil Thanksgiving fun.

What it B.Y.O.B?

  B.Y.O.M

[Elrothiel]

Axl Rose: Throwing a huge party at his house inviting loads of fans, locking everyone in separate rooms, and telling them over a loudspeaker that a copy of Chinese Democracy is hidden somewhere in the room!

Slash: Sitting at home being pissed off with Scott Weiland and thinking "Man.... wish I knew what Axl was doing right now..."

Trent Reznor: Going down to his basement, spending all day online, and having a virtual Thanksgiving dinner with friends online, while forgetting to eat any food himself!

Eddie Van Halen: Getting everyone round his house to listen to him play guitar all day. DLR doesn't come, and later Eddie cries himself to sleep... poor Eddie!

Joe Elliot: Sitting in his room having an epiphane about making moolah with a "Joe Psychoanalyzes You" payphone thing... :lol:

Steven Tyler: Getting all his friends round, then going to a club, and makin' an announcement that he's going to start wearing catsuits again...

Scott Stapp: Going to church and is praying that Alter Bridge gets more airtime on Kerrang TV...

Gene Simmons: Doing the one thing he's never done with his tongue before... measuring it. And then calling all his Rock School students round to test them in a crowd of actual rock stars...

Nikki Sixx: Going shopping and then going home, fucking a groupie senseless on the kitchen table, where she accidentally knocks over the centerpiece that he made for dinner intended with the rest of Motley Crue...

[AxemanOnFire]

Gene Simmons will have a traditional, restrained dinner with close family and friends followed by a singalong and... oh wait. Never mind
Green Day: "we feel the christmas period is a symbol of the Bush Administration's facist repression of... " [continues for some time]
Jimmy Page will be celebrating the ancient pagan solstice in Bron-y-Aur cottage, before calling upon the spirit of Bonzo and asking if he can please do a Zep reunion next year
Keith Richards will be asking if as much of the turkey's blood as possible can be kept, "coz I sort of need it"
Ritchie Blackmore will be getting medieval hose to match his best pointy shoes and hat. Will force his family to listen to his rendition of Geoffrey Chaucer on the lute and pan pipes in the castle keep
Gary Glitter's new Vietnamese friends will be sure to have a game of 'pin the bullets on the child molester'
Dizzy Reed and Tommy Stinson will assure us the turkey will be ready really soon and will be better than any turkey you've ever tasted before
Kate Bush shall be hiding in the corner