I can take all the white guy jokes you can dish out.?
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These are the few I can remember:
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass