On the Hunt for In Town Terry (The search for the FULL Checkmate...read for more

[LordRazZ]

Remember that whole debacle that spewed out checkmate?

Well, myself, the staff at www.illitpress.com, and a few other forums have decided that, instead of waiting around to find out if Checkmate is legit or not, we're going to go on our own scavenger hunt.

So what exactly could the reward be? Well, as far as we know, I.T.T. is the only known person on this planet to have a copy of the song "Checkmate". Regardless of whether it's real or fake, I think we all want to get to the bottom of this little situation.

And how will we catch him? Well, we do have a few leads. We don't have much to go on, but we're hoping that with your help, we'll find the true identity of "In Town Terry", and get him to cough up the full version of checkmate, even if it's only him singing next to an accordion.

Got some computer tracking skills? Then we can lead you in the right direction. Email me @ webmaster@illitpress.com, and we can finally find out the truth behind "checkmate"

[Brody]

why would you come here for help when you went and wrote a whole article insulting the members of this site?

[Tomorrows]

What if this guy wants privacy?

[LordRazZ]

Do you want the full version of checkmate or not?

And yeah, I did insult people on this board. Just like I've insulted members of other boards. And other sites. And religions. And political groups.

And countries for christ sakes.

But the fact of the matter is, we all want checkmate. And I've even got a personal stake in it. I'd just be happy to no longer get emails from people thinking I've got the full version.

So it's up to you. You help out, maybe we find the guy, and the song. Then we can really figure out if it's real or not.

Or you sit on your ass, bitch about how much you hate me, and we get nowhere.

And did we all forget about the truce? Christ I went an hour and a half (plus an hour of pre and post-game show) NOT insulting people on this board. I think that's pretty freaking noble.

[Beowulf]

Sounds like a collection of creepy stalkers to me.   

[Brody]

Do you want the full version of checkmate or not?

And yeah, I did insult people on this board. Just like I've insulted members of other boards. And other sites. And religions. And political groups.

And countries for christ sakes.

But the fact of the matter is, we all want checkmate. And I've even got a personal stake in it. I'd just be happy to no longer get emails from people thinking I've got the full version.

So it's up to you. You help out, maybe we find the guy, and the song. Then we can really figure out if it's real or not.

Or you sit on your ass, bitch about how much you hate me, and we get nowhere.

And did we all forget about the truce? Christ I went an hour and a half (plus an hour of pre and post-game show) NOT insulting people on this board. I think that's pretty freaking noble.

I could probly help you.. but.. no.. spineless people that want to stalk people no thanks..

[GunsN'Gravy]

LOL, burnt bridges

[Lara]

OMG, RazZ, you're fucking sureal! 
Keep us posted on your investigation!
I'll stay tuned!

Don't get your hopes up, though.
I think I'm gonna hold my breath a bit longer waiting for Axl to release CD.... 

[Mal Brossard]

*yawn*

I'm going to go look for the holy grail.

Got any skills in translating old foreign texts or finding odd references in paintings?  Then I can lead you in the right direction.  Email me at duffman@ohhhhyeah.com and we can finally find out the truth behind the old jewel encrusted mug.

[Bill 213]

Do you want the full version of checkmate or not?

And yeah, I did insult people on this board. Just like I've insulted members of other boards. And other sites. And religions. And political groups.

And countries for christ sakes.

But the fact of the matter is, we all want checkmate. And I've even got a personal stake in it. I'd just be happy to no longer get emails from people thinking I've got the full version.

So it's up to you. You help out, maybe we find the guy, and the song. Then we can really figure out if it's real or not.

Or you sit on your ass, bitch about how much you hate me, and we get nowhere.

And did we all forget about the truce? Christ I went an hour and a half (plus an hour of pre and post-game show) NOT insulting people on this board. I think that's pretty freaking noble.

Yeah right turdburglar, you adore the attention you get from people thinking you have this song.  I dont' give a rat's ass if we ever see Checkmate or not.  Put your personal stake in that pipe and smoke it.  I'm sure "Tiny Town Terry" or whatever the hell his name is doesn't appreciate being the subject of your magical internet manhunt. 

[Brody]

well.. I hear that razz and frozen are going to start making prank phone calls and are also going to have phone ins on there radio show! Maybe In Town Terry will call you!!   Dude you guys are totally the next howard stern.. or maybe the next tom green or bam.. 

[Tomorrows]

Do you want the full version of checkmate or not?

And yeah, I did insult people on this board. Just like I've insulted members of other boards. And other sites. And religions. And political groups.

And countries for christ sakes.

But the fact of the matter is, we all want checkmate. And I've even got a personal stake in it. I'd just be happy to no longer get emails from people thinking I've got the full version.

So it's up to you. You help out, maybe we find the guy, and the song. Then we can really figure out if it's real or not.

Or you sit on your ass, bitch about how much you hate me, and we get nowhere.

And did we all forget about the truce? Christ I went an hour and a half (plus an hour of pre and post-game show) NOT insulting people on this board. I think that's pretty freaking noble.

Yeah right turdburglar, you adore the attention you get from people thinking you have this song.  I dont' give a rat's ass if we ever see Checkmate or not.  Put your personal stake in that pipe and smoke it.  I'm sure "Tiny Town Terry" or whatever the hell his name is doesn't appreciate being the subject of your magical internet manhunt. 

Yeah exactly - someone has something to leak and he gets treated like this? As if hes going to appreciate that. With CD so seemingly imminent I dont really care too much about leaks at this point.

[Steel_Angel]

well.. I hear that razz and frozen are going to start making prank phone calls and are also going to have phone ins on there radio show! Maybe In Town Terry will call you!!? ?Dude you guys are totally the next howard stern.. or maybe the next tom green or bam..?

i just gave the man his own section! (cuz he happens to be very kewl !:D) its not my radio show unfortunately!!. oh and hows ur 300 member forum doing?! great? !good?!!!
sry if im yelling too much!

edit: oh i mean 294 Member forum  my bad.

[Brody]

well.. I hear that razz and frozen are going to start making prank phone calls and are also going to have phone ins on there radio show! Maybe In Town Terry will call you!!   Dude you guys are totally the next howard stern.. or maybe the next tom green or bam.. 

i just gave the man his own section! (cuz he happens to be very kewl !:D) its not my radio show unfortunately!!. oh and hows ur 300 member forum doing?! great? !good !!!
sry if im yelling too much!

edit: oh i mean 294 Member forum  my bad.

Rather good.. I mean since you dont have to register to access anything.. I mean we do have more post in one thread then your entire forum does..

[Steel_Angel]

I mean we do have more post in one thread then your entire forum does..

I'll buy that for a dollar? (no, no i woudnt? )
peace, son.

p.s.
our mods (and buddies) arent the only ACTIVE users in our forum.
but hey i dont mean to offend. i like my forum and yours but i like to post more at cd.com. if you know what i mean. its just nicer and has been around for a long time. and BP and MISTERBROWnSTONE are some kickass dudes 

[vince41090]

well.. I hear that razz and frozen are going to start making prank phone calls and are also going to have phone ins on there radio show! Maybe In Town Terry will call you!!   Dude you guys are totally the next howard stern.. or maybe the next tom green or bam.. 

i just gave the man his own section! (cuz he happens to be very kewl !:D) its not my radio show unfortunately!!. oh and hows ur 300 member forum doing?! great? !good !!!
sry if im yelling too much!

edit: oh i mean 294 Member forum  my bad.

Rather good.. I mean since you dont have to register to access anything.. I mean we do have more post in one thread then your entire forum does..

I don't think I've ever heard of your forum in my life. But everybody knows that Frozen's forum is where TWAT leaked...