The my collegues piss me off thread

[Albert S Miller]

I've always seemed to get a long with colleagues.

guess its my personality or something but I've never had a problem with anybody i worked with or for.

Give it time. I was very fortunate today. My boss gave me the most adorable box of pink sour cherry Hello Kitty candies. She said that she saw it and thought of me.

I am a homemaker at this stage in life, however I adored both of my previous employers and still remain in contact with each of them. I have learned through the years that there is drama everywhere you go in life, you can let it get the best of you, or can choose to not allow yourself to fall into it's web, unprofessional people end up burning their bridge after a time period and are usually out of the picture sooner than later .

Very wise words. I have more drama with my next door neighbor than any of my bosses.

"Right Next Door To Hell"

[Sin Cut]

Bosses are assholes.

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.

But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything!

So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

You work for a porn company don't you?

It's from that Team America movie.

Dammit.

I've never seen it. And I shall continue to believe that Sin Cut works for a porn company until I do see it. Which I probably won't.

Talking of porn, that movie has the best sex scene

Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.

[crazycheryl]

I could go on and on about this topic. I've worked many places and there is always someone who thinks they are better than everyone else or at least the boss treats them that way. For example, the place I am at now:

Debbie Downer - the economy is bad me and her are going to be laid off because we are the least favorite here - and tells me that constantly
The accountant - lets see how many more things I can take away from these people
The know it all - everything I say is right and I have knowledge of everything so you should ask me when you need advice. I am perfect and do everything correctly.
The favorite - boss pays for her personal trips and whatever else she wants at work. She gets medical benefits that we don't. She gets bonuses, computers, blackberries, and is invited to go everywhere, all the time.
Boss - let me blow blow blow money on every little thing I don't need. I'll buy another house, another car, a boat, a country club membership, stay at the most expensive hotels and eat at steak places every night. I won't work and I'll come in whenever I want.

So, imagine having to work with all these people. Yeah, I have a real fun time. Be glad it is only one person you have to deal with. It is very hard for me to even get out of bed knowing what I come in to face every day. But I'd rather have a job than not in this economy.

[cjmax02]

My colleague talks incessantly about this 'relationship' (he's told her never to contact him again) she's not having with this bloke...he's a total douche but she's obsessed with him, thinks the sun shines out've his arsehole. He only replies to her txts when he wants sex, and when it comes to that the creep doesn't even use a condom..!!  You can bet I wanna kick his arse.

'why doesn't he communicate with me?!'
BECAUSE HE DON'T LIKE YA, HONEY.

Does the woman listen? Fuck, no! So yours truly gets to spend her day off reading the oracle for her (which says 'conditions aren't favourable right now, wait for a better opportunity to come along...which will very soon!' and variations on the same, for cryin' out loud) and still I get 'I'm still hopeful for a good outcome with Dave! I want a miracle!'

I couldn't care less about what she does with this dropkick, but listening to her talk about it all day...OVER IT!

[Jessica]

Lmao


Sounds more like someones been busted than a collegue of yours 

I think that girl probably has more sense and depth than you think ...

Thanks for a good laugh

[cjmax02]

I think that girl probably has more sense and depth than you think ...

Aw, shucks, yeah 'course she does, I love the girl really...just don't wanna see her get her heart broken... 

[Jessica]

Don't worry

Take me for instance, the way to my heart is through my brain first.

The last guy I dated was as intellectual as a squirrel..