The "why do people do that?" thread

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Hello!?!? Do you really think I was honking at YOU? Freakin' dumbass!

wooooaaah nelly! take a deep breath.  I dont ever want to be in front of you on the road  


Why do people bug me to wash my car?  It's my car and if I dont mind it being dirty, that's my freaking problem!  Why dont they wash it for me if they care so much!!!

[Informer4.0]

Hello!?!? Do you really think I was honking at YOU? Freakin' dumbass!

wooooaaah nelly! take a deep breath.  I dont ever want to be in front of you on the road  


Why do people bug me to wash my car?  It's my car and if I dont mind it being dirty, that's my freaking problem!  Why dont they wash it for me if they care so much!!!

Get your dirty fuckin' car out of the way...before I start honking!!!!  

 

[Evolution]

why do people get obsessive about money and write down every penny people owe them and bite heads off when they are like a penny short?


I NEED LOOSE PAYMENT STRUCTURES PEOPLE!!

[Informer4.0]

why do people get obsessive about money and write down every penny people owe them and bite heads off when they are like a penny short?


I NEED LOOSE PAYMENT STRUCTURES PEOPLE!!

haha, why don't people pay their shit on time?!  

[Evolution]

why do some people always complain?



eg. my buddy got tickets to some show for his bday and his first response was "is that the best you could get?"


accept what you have motherfucker!

[Informer4.0]

Yea, tell your friend "Beggars can't be choosers".  

[Evolution]

Yea, tell your friend "Beggars can't be choosers".  

fucking right they can't


why do people cheat at monopoly?

[Informer4.0]

Yea, tell your friend "Beggars can't be choosers".  

fucking right they can't


why do people cheat at monopoly?

haha. The thing about that game is once you start losing you know it is all over. It's a long, slow, and painful death. You just can't make a comeback once you are behind.


My advice: Buy low and hold!!!

[MCT]

Why do people rent 5 movies at time???.......

It was a Star Trek marathon of sorts.  Dont tell me you've never done something similar in your lifetimes, past or present.

Sure I have................the only difference being that I OWN the Trek marathon that I sometimes run...........

Now..........do I make a joke about reincarnation, or do I make some subtle stabs at you in a 'returning the favor' fashion?...............

Naw........I'll just leave it alone for now..........

Scotty: "Hello, computer"  

lol........that's a funny scene.........

Scotty: "I've travelled millions of miles..."

Bones (correcting Scotty): "Thousands"............

Why do people get excited when there's such a huge chance of being disappointed?

Although optimism is... (lol).........it's an inherently human trait.......................

Aim high.............that way you wont hit as low........

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Now..........do I make a joke about reincarnation

You already did...your mere presence indicates you have returned from the dead to shower us with your humor and atrocious use of dots.  Dead, being, any place away from HTGTH.  

or do I make some subtle stabs at you in a 'returning the favor' fashion?.............
Naw........I'll just leave it alone for now..........

Stab harder.  If you dont give me the middle finger, you wouldnt be living up to your personal text, now would you?

Aim high.............that way you wont hit as low........

Not always.  As Wernher von Braun, the Nazi rocket scientist, was rumored to have said:  "I aimed for the moon, but I hit London instead"... he aimed high, but he hit low.  

Why do people think that you cant believe in God and evolution at the same time? I say you can.

[Oddy]

what like god or some supreme being created the big bang.........then all the evolution stuff happened from there?

should keep both sides happy shouldn't it.

[Sin Cut]

Why do people spread shitty rumors? "Guess, what he did..."

Yeah, guess what, I didn't

[matt88]

Why do people spread shitty rumors? "Guess, what he did..."

Yeah, guess what, I didn't

I'm goin through that shit right now and what people are saying about me is bullshit..

Matt88 is fucking pissed off...............

[MCT]

Now..........do I make a joke about reincarnation

You already did...your mere presence indicates you have returned from the dead to shower us with your humor and atrocious use of dots.  Dead, being, any place away from HTGTH.  

My resurrection from the 'dead' doesn't exactly construe reincarnation Doc.............

I'm MCT............not an earthworm from Tibet.........

Ouch!!...........Watch out for those technicalities..........

or do I make some subtle stabs at you in a 'returning the favor' fashion?.............
Naw........I'll just leave it alone for now..........

Stab harder.  If you dont give me the middle finger, you wouldnt be living up to your personal text, now would you?

But.............I........ah........didn't take a stab in the first place......... .............

MCT - "Naw........I'll just leave it alone for now.......... "...............remember?

As for my 'personal text'........................just because I wasn't born with enough of 'em, doesn't mean I'd flip you YOU the bird dear................

Aim high.............that way you wont hit as low........

Not always.  As Wernher von Braun, the Nazi rocket scientist, was rumored to have said:  "I aimed for the moon, but I hit London instead"... he aimed high, but he hit low.  

Alas, nothing is absolute..............
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Why do some people smell like mustard?

[Oddy]

why do people drink drive and drive wrecklessly, especially with other people in the car? what the hell is the point.

i just found out about this guy that went to my school. i wasn't friends with him or anything but i knew who he was. he was your typical high school drop out drug addict etc. well now he's in a coma after a car crash. he wasn't even driving. the driver, his "friend" was fine ofcourse.

im not saying drive like a granny. but bloody hell whats the point in going 120km/h in a damn residential area thats 50km/h speed limit. i just hope its not "to be cool".  

[matt88]

why do people drink drive and drive wrecklessly, especially with other people in the car? what the hell is the point.

i just found out about this guy that went to my school. i wasn't friends with him or anything but i knew who he was. he was your typical high school drop out drug addict etc. well now he's in a coma after a car crash. he wasn't even driving. the driver, his "friend" was fine ofcourse.

im not saying drive like a granny. but bloody hell whats the point in going 120km/h in a damn residential area thats 50km/h speed limit. i just hope its not "to be cool".  

That's some fucked up shit. My thoughts are with him

[Eazy E]

Here's the scene:  It's a red light with 5 or 6 cars lined up.  One car (Let's say the second or third) lifts his foot of the brake for a second and moves up like an inch.  

Why the hell do the rest of the cars follow suit and do exactly the same thing?

I've tested it before too, I leave a gap between my car and the one in front of me and then move up a tiny bit every couple of seconds... everyone behind moves up too,  where do these people think they're going?

[Oddy]

Here's the scene:  It's a red light with 5 or 6 cars lined up.  One car (Let's say the second or third) lifts his foot of the brake for a second and moves up like an inch.  

Why the hell do the rest of the cars follow suit and do exactly the same thing?

I've tested it before too, I leave a gap between my car and the one in front of me and then move up a tiny bit every couple of seconds... everyone behind moves up too,  where do these people think they're going?

HAHAHAHAHHAHA that is so true.

i love leaving like 2 car lengths between me and the car at the front when the light is red. people beep at you to move forward..........hahahahah what the fuck for, they're still not gonna go anywhere.

[Sin Cut]

Here's the scene:  It's a red light with 5 or 6 cars lined up.  One car (Let's say the second or third) lifts his foot of the brake for a second and moves up like an inch.  

Why the hell do the rest of the cars follow suit and do exactly the same thing?

I've tested it before too, I leave a gap between my car and the one in front of me and then move up a tiny bit every couple of seconds... everyone behind moves up too,  where do these people think they're going?

Obviously they're making pressure to make you snap, so take you baseball bat (or something similar) and take it to their windshield

[youngerformofaxl]

Why do people talk shit about you when you are just in the next room?