So, What Do You Guys Know About RazZ?

[Buddha_Master]

I first heard of this cat from way back. I always dug his, wearing his shit on his sleeves attitude, whether its genuine or not. So Im not asking for the 411 on him. I'm curious though, what the rest of you think about him. His site does rule, and I appreciate the boldness with the way he is handling the leak. He could use some help in the writing department and maybe a couple classes in journalism might help (you know, one of the 101 GE courses). Of course, I can't write much better but, then again I don't pass my writing off as a "Craft." I am an artist.

Generally I dig where he is coming from but shit like, "So I'm beggin' ya Axl. Leave the file on the net. Let guys like us host it. Let us lead the charge in the Army of Axl. Because in the end, we're gonna win this fuckin' war, even if it kills us. I'm RazZ, You're Axl, and we can shut 'em all the fuck up if we wanna," just makes me want to puke.

But he is a fan, so cool. And again, I appreciate and respect the dude for all of the efforts he makes. I support this dude, even though his writing is shit 

And I will play the game to keep his crazy ass happy so...

http://www.illitpress.com/

[*Izzy*]

I'd be lying if I said I understood your post.
Who's RazZ?

  Izzy?

[R4tfink]

I first heard of this cat from way back. I always dug his, wearing his shit on his sleeves attitude, whether its genuine or not. So Im not asking for the 411 on him. I'm curious though, what the rest of you think about him. His site does rule, and I appreciate the boldness with the way he is handling the leak. He could use some help in the writing department and maybe a couple classes in journalism might help (you know, one of the 101 GE courses). Of course, I can't write much better but, then again I don't pass my writing off as a "Craft." I am an artist.

Generally I dig where he is coming from but shit like, "So I'm beggin' ya Axl. Leave the file on the net. Let guys like us host it. Let us lead the charge in the Army of Axl. Because in the end, we're gonna win this fuckin' war, even if it kills us. I'm RazZ, You're Axl, and we can shut 'em all the fuck up if we wanna," just makes me want to puke.

But he is a fan, so cool. And again, I appreciate and respect the dude for all of the efforts he makes. I support this dude, even though his writing is shit 

And I will play the game to keep his crazy ass happy so...

http://www.illitpress.com/

i thought i smoked a lot of weed...however...i have a lot of catching up to do by the looks of things!
Fuck me.

What was that Buddha?

[LordRazZ]

Heh....my writing is shit eh? Well, to each his own I guess.

Have you gone back and read anything else I wrote that didn't involve Axl? Check out the bitch slap article for example.

Oh yeah...and I'm RazZ...

Just for fun, I should write a proper article, just to prove to Buddah that I'm writing pretty much like I talk, and don't want to sound like some stuffy little asshole. There's too many little shits out there with a holier than thou attitude that have to prove to themselves they have half a brain by talking like a harvard grad.

I could, but it's much more entertaining seeing how many F-bombs I can drop into a single sentence.

[Buddha_Master]

i thought i smoked a lot of weed...however...i have a lot of catching up to do by the looks of things!

Yup.

[LordRazZ]

Hey Buddah...congratulations..you're starring in my latest Rant. Hope it'll prove ya wrong (it's all in good fun)

[R4tfink]

Send me some! Your shit is good!
However, now we know who Razz is the picture seems slightly clearer and the hazy green smoke cleared!

[jarmo]

RazZ, isn't that the guy who got annoyed when I didn't link to his site from some news article?* 


Edit: Oh yeah, I even get mentioned in the latest article about Buddha_Master.


* I believe he got annoyed because I told him the fact that he had uploaded a GN'R mp3 to his site wasn't newsworthy. Something like that. 




/jarmo

[*Izzy*]

I still don't know who he/she is

  Izzy?

EDIT:

RazZ, isn't that the guy who got annoyed when I didn't link to his site from some news article?*


Edit: Oh yeah, I even get mentioned in the latest article about Buddha_Master.


* I believe he got annoyed because I told him the fact that he had uploaded a GN'R mp3 to his site wasn't newsworthy. Something like that.




/jarmo

Ok I do now?

[R4tfink]

I'd swing on over to King </sarcasm> Jarmo's site

What? Jarmo a king?

I knew you were still up to it, Axlgreece, time to don the spandex...Jarmos rehab didnt work...he's trying to take over the world again!

Great site...Not.

I prefer HTGTH, i dont like banners and ads...they piss me off!

[Buddha_Master]

Hey Buddah...congratulations..you're starring in my latest Rant. Hope it'll prove ya wrong (it's all in good fun)

You will have to excuse me if I'm not impressed with your education.

"I've studied the entire works of Shakespeare.

I've read volumes of history covering the entire span of empires like Rome, China, Russia, Germany, England, Ireland, Scotland, Greece, Egypt, Canada, the U.S. (boring shit too), Japan, etc.

Needless to say I've done a little studying.

Come to think of it, in one week I remember reading the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx, Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler, and that damned Nostradamus book that people couldn't shut the fuck up about around the turn of the millenium."


-That is a pimple on the ass of everything I have read and studied. I have read countless X-Men, Batman, Spiderman, and Superman comic books in my time. Shit fool, In one week, I have read an entire catalog of Sin City comics. So what's up now dude. Pff, bring it.

[LordRazZ]

Now that was funny shit.

Now if you'll pardon me, I'll head back over to my site to offend more people. Can't stick around here for long. All these people trying to stick their heads up one webmasters ass is kinda creepy.

You'd think that after six or seven, he'd start to get uncomfortable.

[R4tfink]

Now that was funny shit.

Now if you'll pardon me, I'll head back over to my site to offend more people. Can't stick around here for long. All these people trying to stick their heads up one webmasters ass is kinda creepy.

You'd think that after six or seven, he'd start to get uncomfortable.

Heil Jarmo!

[*Izzy*]

Now if you'll pardon me, I'll head back over to my site

Oh joy

  Izzy?

[Jessica]

Hey Buddah...congratulations..you're starring in my latest Rant. Hope it'll prove ya wrong (it's all in good fun)

You will have to excuse me if I'm not impressed with your education.

"I've studied the entire works of Shakespeare.

I've read volumes of history covering the entire span of empires like Rome, China, Russia, Germany, England, Ireland, Scotland, Greece, Egypt, Canada, the U.S. (boring shit too), Japan, etc.

Needless to say I've done a little studying.

Come to think of it, in one week I remember reading the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx, Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler, and that damned Nostradamus book that people couldn't shut the fuck up about around the turn of the millenium."


-That is a pimple on the ass of everything I have read and studied. I have read countless X-Men, Batman, Spiderman, and Superman comic books in my time. Shit fool, In one week, I have read an entire catalog of Sin City comics. So what's up now dude. Pff, bring it.

Jesus !!!

Another one !!!

Are you married  ?

You have REALLY read them all ?

[MCT]

Why is RazZ so goddamn cool?

[LordRazZ]

Actually, the buddist one just sent me an email containing vids of him reading every single friggin' comic he mentioned.

I would have stopped watching after the first three....but...well....

Have you ever seen Naked News?

I've never seen pantyhose that small on a man that large.

Still no bulge though.

And yes, I am really that cool. Just ask my mother.

[LordRazZ]

MCT, I was so moved by your question, I've dedicated my very special "4/20 Edition" of RazZ's Rants to it.

Happy 4/20 everyone.

[2NaFish]

I've read volumes of history covering the entire span of empires like Rome, China, Russia, Germany, England, Ireland, Scotland, Greece, Egypt, Canada, the U.S. (boring shit too), Japan, etc.

when did scotland have an empire. i don't remember getting taught about that back in school.

[LordRazZ]

Have you ever tried to argue with a drunken Scotsman? Well I have. Let's just say it's an empire, and not debate it.

And they were never ruled by England either.

Trust me...it's just safer that way.

I swear, no one understands my humour...

[*Izzy*]

Scotland and Ireland were the same Empire

  Izzy?

[LordRazZ]

Would you care to bring up the fact that Canada isn't an empire as well? I mean, if you're gonna be a hot shot, might as go all the way.

By the way...only two more votes needed in the poll....So an early thanks to everyone that voted, and the second song should be up by the end of the night.

If you're a person that collects alot of unreleased GnR shit, and you have it, don't bitch. I never claimed to be the only human being on the planet with these files.  This is done for entertainment, that's it.

[Buddha_Master]

What the fuck?!

One, what the fuck "vids" are you talkin about?

Two, why the FUCK wasn't I in the 4/20 edition. I created 4/20 long before I was even an itch in my daddy's pants. Yea, you think about that.

[LeftToDecay]

This is very enjoyable thread if you do the  "quick read" over it, kinda eye your way through about 65% of each post. When i reached the ending I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you guys are on about.

Maybe you're talking about this guy?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/19/pope.tuesday/

Back on topic,
Here is a related article about cowboy hats.
http://www.cascity.com/hats.htm

As Pawnee Bill says, and i quote, "Normally it is a hat used by a cowboy, the profession established just after the civil war in Texas. The trade was only practiced by Anglos in very small numbers "before the war." Hats pictured in early photos of cowboys fall out in two type:
1 -The Pork Pie

2 -The 4x4: "

[LordRazZ]

Ok seriously, that was the most fucked up thing I've seen in here yet.

Welcome to the thread.

Yeah, we pretty much just sit around here and talk about absolutely nothing. Well, unless it's Buddha talking about how hot he thinks I am, or any one of about a billion people talking about how cool I am.

And I think GnR came into the conversation at least once.

Shit...I should really open a chat room on my site.

[MCT]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single scrotum's contents...

You're a glorified blogger. Hardly an impressive pedigree. Especially when considering your unremitting penchant for self-advertisement. But we'll get to that a little later...

You are a glorified blogger, yes. However you do cater your turkey soup for the target soul to the very caste of fun-loving miscreants who, oddly enough, represent a perfectly germane microcosm of the societal underbelly in which I like to dick around from time to time. Add that figurative association to the objective overlapping of our respective circles, and we consequently take part in each others existence, where I, due to your endeavours being of a creative nature, applaud such mildly entertaining, though slightly hackneyed efforts.

So yeah, you guessed right. That was all just a setup for my backhanded compliment. But who ever said that engaging in the subtleties of surreptitious shit-slinging wasn't fun, huh? If nothing else it's alliterative...

Anyway, you don't seem to be the malicious type, and I'm not posting this to act said part. I'm just not a play toy. Though anything said about moi in your 'articles' would only elicit a good laugh, it's important for you to know and understand that in waltzing around our precious forum here you don't hold the power that your title-esque username bespeaks.

That said, you do of course hold some degree of power over even the most haughty of us (I admit, I'm a snobby bitch). But of course you already know this; you are after all currently reading an impassioned response from me.

And now the conclusion:

As the header suggests, you got balls. Kudos for that.

As for the shameless self-promotion, nothing wrong with it! There's no such thing as bad publicity...

And as far as the aforementioned publicity goes, enjoy it! And if ya keep using HTGTH board members as props, it ain't goin' nowhere.

Finally, as some might say in some parts of the world, "you're not tea bag."

 

[Lisa]

MCT....you the man hon...WELL SAID!

[Buddha_Master]

Dude...RazZ


...you are starting to sound like a bowl full of sticks and seeds.

[LordRazZ]

Due to certain financial restraints, my old assistant editor, JMW, has purchased one half of IllitPress.com.

He'll be contributing his own articles and material, as I've been doing for the last 10 years.

You can expect to see a new perspective on the site, as he has always been the ying to my yang, as far as journalistic styles go.

Hopefully, this change will bring about a new fan base for my site.

Please check back in the next few days for the return of JMW.

RazZ