A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single scrotum's contents...
You're a glorified blogger. Hardly an impressive pedigree. Especially when considering your unremitting penchant for self-advertisement. But we'll get to that a little later...
You are a glorified blogger, yes. However you
do cater your turkey soup for the target soul to the very caste of fun-loving miscreants who, oddly enough, represent a perfectly germane microcosm of the societal underbelly in which I like to dick around from time to time. Add that figurative association to the objective overlapping of our respective circles, and we consequently take part in each others existence, where I, due to your endeavours being of a creative nature, applaud such mildly entertaining, though slightly hackneyed efforts.
So yeah, you guessed right. That was all just a setup for my backhanded compliment. But who ever said that engaging in the subtleties of surreptitious shit-slinging wasn't fun, huh? If nothing else it's alliterative...
Anyway, you don't seem to be the malicious type, and I'm not posting this to act said part. I'm just not a play toy. Though anything said about moi in your 'articles' would only elicit a good laugh, it's important for you to know and understand that in waltzing around our precious forum here you don't hold the power that your title-esque username bespeaks.
That said, you do of course hold some degree of power over even the most haughty of us (I admit, I'm a snobby bitch). But of course you already know this; you are after all currently reading an impassioned response from me.
And now the conclusion:
As the header suggests, you got balls. Kudos for that.
As for the shameless self-promotion, nothing wrong with it! There's no such thing as bad publicity...
And as far as the aforementioned publicity goes, enjoy it! And if ya keep using HTGTH board members as props, it ain't goin' nowhere.
Finally, as some might say in some parts of the world, "you're not tea bag."
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