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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2005, 10:22:54 AM » |
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You may be right, but I know a dumb post when I see one. You must marvel at your own posts then.  |
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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2005, 10:45:20 AM » |
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3rd thing - Does anyone have any "i've been caught" stories??
Yep  , I was like 14 and watching porn, I left my door unlocked (how stupid I was) and my father enters but he quickly go away I was so fucking embarrased he never said a word |
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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2005, 01:51:15 PM » |
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Is that how you got your name, Mr. Dick Purple? From wanking it so much until it turns a different color?
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2005, 02:00:03 PM » |
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You may be right, but I know a dumb post when I see one. You must marvel at your own posts then. haha, you are right...I do....  But not as much as your medical knowledge and expertise..... However I could easily believe that you were an expert at whacking off...... |
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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2005, 02:02:51 PM » |
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Is that how you got your name, Mr. Dick Purple? From wanking it so much until it turns a different color?
When I was a teenager I had a towel I could use as a nightstand....that thing was worn out! |
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« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2005, 04:40:40 PM » |
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Who could start such a disgusting thread like this? I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids. How would you like to be small with only a head and tail thinking you're going to become a person in 9 months but splatter into goo?
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« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2005, 04:50:24 PM » |
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Who could start such a disgusting thread like this? I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids. How would you like to be small with only a head and tail thinking you're going to become a person in 9 months but splatter into goo?
Looks like Bridge is right after all! "has hazardous results for men and women" |
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« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2005, 04:59:55 PM » |
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Is that how you got your name, Mr. Dick Purple? From wanking it so much until it turns a different color?
Nop , the answer is in the what does your nickname means thread  |
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« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2005, 06:45:14 PM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids.
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« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2005, 08:16:12 PM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids.
and we all will be going to jail charged with spermicide I think God punished us with that hurricane because so many people in New Orleans were jerking off. |
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« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2005, 08:21:11 PM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids.
and we all will be going to jail charged with spermicide I think God punished us with that hurricane because so many people in New Orleans were jerking off. That's it everybody ,stop spanking the monkey right now . |
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« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2005, 08:33:16 PM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids.
and we all will be going to jail charged with spermicide I think God punished us with that hurricane because so many people in New Orleans were jerking off. That's it everybody ,stop spanking the monkey right now . No shit. The world may end! |
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« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2005, 10:03:27 PM » |
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Is that how you got your name, Mr. Dick Purple? From wanking it so much until it turns a different color?
When I was a teenager I had a towel I could use as a nightstand....that thing was worn out! You jerk-offs are too candid. |
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« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2005, 10:06:08 PM » |
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True story, a friend of a friend's grandpa was on his death bed and told him to jack off in front of his wife once a month just to show her you can do it on your own!
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« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2005, 10:46:05 PM » |
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Is that how you got your name, Mr. Dick Purple? From wanking it so much until it turns a different color?
When I was a teenager I had a towel I could use as a nightstand....that thing was worn out! You jerk-offs are too candid. haha, well...uh.....look at the title! Think we were going to be going over tomorrows grocery list? |
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« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2005, 11:46:42 PM » |
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However I could easily believe that you were an expert at whacking off...... Thank fuck you have some faith in my expertise.  Well I wouldn't ask you advice on chest pain, that's for sure. Favorite lotion though? I know who to call now...... |
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« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2005, 02:16:04 AM » |
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Is that how you got your name, Mr. Dick Purple? From wanking it so much until it turns a different color?
When I was a teenager I had a towel I could use as a nightstand....that thing was worn out! You jerk-offs are too candid. haha, well...uh.....look at the title!? Think we were going to be going over tomorrows grocery list?? So that's why men never get to places on time... |
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« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2005, 02:20:57 AM » |
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Is that how you got your name, Mr. Dick Purple? From wanking it so much until it turns a different color?
When I was a teenager I had a towel I could use as a nightstand....that thing was worn out! You jerk-offs are too candid. haha, well...uh.....look at the title! Think we were going to be going over tomorrows grocery list? So that's why men never get to places on time... haha... I have been late to work a few times.....yes. |
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« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2005, 02:48:06 AM » |
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That's it everybody ,stop spanking the monkey right now .
Hold on...gimme about 10 seconds. |
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« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2005, 03:02:26 AM » |
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That's it everybody ,stop spanking the monkey right now .
Hold on...gimme about 10 seconds. Sir please remove your hand from your penis.  |
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