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Topic: Harmless (??) Flirting (Read 26357 times)
Elrothiel
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 04, 2006, 11:23:56 PM »
Awww! Maybe he'll prefer Jimbob Dear!
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March 04, 2006, 11:28:23 PM »
Right, you two...
Ahh, forget it. I'm off to bed.
If anybody is wondering what the fuck happened to this thread, sorry, I was caught drinking on the job.
Bollocks to it.
I let these two run amock.
Sorry about that...
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 04, 2006, 11:32:12 PM »
Aww Jimbob, don't worry! We won't bite.... hard...
Where be DTM I wonder? My bum is feeling unnaturally empty...
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I'll fill the void
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Gee, how noble of you
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March 05, 2006, 09:16:27 AM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on March 04, 2006, 11:32:12 PM
Aww Jimbob, don't worry! We won't bite.... hard...
Where be DTM I wonder? My bum is feeling unnaturally empty...
DTM was away to fuck another girl.
you see................one TWAT=fun two TWATs = better
After that......DTM was to sleep....and forgot to look at this topic
*handcuffs SkyrnyrdGirl* and teases her
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 11:20:54 AM »
Well seeing as Jim isn't up to the job i'll help out.
PM's people!
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Elrothiel
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March 05, 2006, 11:47:36 AM »
You guys are slowly and steadily graspin' the concept of sleaze!
Seems that there be three of y'all wantin' to err.. "help me out"
Let the gangbang COMMENCE!
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 11:55:01 AM »
NO!
Let the gangbang end here.? This is all really, really lame.? If you wanna have cyber sex you should find a chat room or stick to PMs.
I wanna hear some chat-up lines.? I need ammo, godammit.
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March 05, 2006, 12:07:00 PM »
Danny... seriously, chat up lines do NOT WORK! Unless the girl you're talkin' to happens to be either too young or a retard!
And it isn't lame! We don't ACTUALLY wanna cyber. Its just all a joke OK! So chill. CHILL!! Calm blue oceans... calm blue oceans....
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 12:19:51 PM »
I don't need calm oceans, I wasn't pissed off at all.? I just felt like being a mod for once.
And I know chat-up lines don't work, but it'd be nice to find one solid, reliable way of getting a conversation going with a girl.? Usually I end up asking loads of boring questions like "do you like it here?" or "are you here with your friends?" and gradually they lose interest cause i'm not being myself.? What I really want to say is "yo, as a rule I really fucking hate small talk but if you did get to know me you'd find out i'm actually pretty cool.? Do you wanna have some sex now cause i've been seriously gagging for it since me and my girlfriend broke up?"
Reakon that'd work?? I doubt it.
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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Quote from: Danny Top Hat on March 05, 2006, 12:19:51 PM
I don't need calm oceans, I wasn't pissed off at all.? I just felt like being a mod for once.
And I know chat-up lines don't work, but it'd be nice to find one solid, reliable way of getting a conversation going with a girl.? Usually I end up asking loads of boring questions like "do you like it here?" or "are you here with your friends?" and gradually they lose interest cause i'm not being myself.? What I really want to say is "yo, as a rule I really fucking hate small talk but if you did get to know me you'd find out i'm actually pretty cool.? Do you wanna have some sex now cause i've been seriously gagging for it since me and my girlfriend broke up?"
Reakon that'd work?? I doubt it.
naah, ze think izz...... When some girl see's something in you, or think's your cute or whatever....it doesn't really matter what you say then, they will like you anyways if they had an eye on you..... It's all about eye-contact.......and having the same interests....talk is much easier when you have something in common...
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 12:29:53 PM »
Dude, if you want to say "I hate small talk" then say "I hate small talk".
Don't be afraid of being yourself!
Being yourself, and being confident is the sexiest thing in the world and is guaranteed to get you laid.
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Quote from: Danny Top Hat on March 05, 2006, 12:19:51 PM
I don't need calm oceans, I wasn't pissed off at all. I just felt like being a mod for once.
And I know chat-up lines don't work, but it'd be nice to find one solid, reliable way of getting a conversation going with a girl. Usually I end up asking loads of boring questions like "do you like it here?" or "are you here with your friends?" and gradually they lose interest cause i'm not being myself. What I really want to say is "yo, as a rule I really fucking hate small talk but if you did get to know me you'd find out i'm actually pretty cool. Do you wanna have some sex now cause i've been seriously gagging for it since me and my girlfriend broke up?"
Reakon that'd work? I doubt it.
You're still a mod?
Good call though. I did try...
But these guys were just too cool for me to handle.
As for small talk, aye, it's bollocks. I find talking about the future is a good conversation...thing. Especialy being a student, it has a ton of relevance, can be pretty interesting and can lead anywhere.
Oh, and I just realised how off topic that was. But, if being on topic is lolz when's the wedding baby, you'd get it, then fuck yeah I was off topic,
bitch.
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 02:21:39 PM »
thats fuckin funny!!
And hey! This is the off topic sextion of the forum!! It doesn't matter!
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 02:43:38 PM »
does anyone practice lucid dreaming here??
(not a line)
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March 05, 2006, 02:49:19 PM »
I love when I have lucid dreams!! They feel so real and they're usually really fucked up! And then when I wake up I feel really really well rested!
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on March 05, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
Dude, if you want to say "I hate small talk" then say "I hate small talk".
Don't be afraid of being yourself!
Being yourself, and being confident is the sexiest thing in the world and is guaranteed to get you laid.
I usually just skip the small talk
But Danny, try this "Ever been in a limo? Ok then, let's go."
It works every time.
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Re: Harmless (??) Flirting
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March 05, 2006, 04:00:26 PM »
But what if then she gets to your car and it ain't a limo and she goes "WTF!!? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LIMO!! LIAR!!"
Then just slap her across the face, drag her to the back seat of your car and rape her ass!!
Ok, maybe I went a bit far there... sorry!
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March 05, 2006, 04:21:52 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on March 05, 2006, 04:00:26 PM
But what if then she gets to your car and it ain't a limo and she goes "WTF!!? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LIMO!! LIAR!!"
Then just slap her across the face, drag her to the back seat of your car and rape her ass!!
Ok, maybe I went a bit far there... sorry!
Rape is not funny...
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