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lstn mfx 2 diz song dat shud b hurd


« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2006, 01:20:36 PM »

Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in.

man that was a good laugh
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2006, 02:10:46 PM »

The November Rain video si a masterpiece for me, especially Slash' solo outside the church, that has to be one of the greatest moments in a music video.

But the Estranged video takes it too far, good song but the video is a totally over the top. Axl jumping off a aircraft carrier and then swimming with dolphins! It's far too bloated.
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2006, 08:22:38 PM »

Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in.

man that was a good laugh

haha:)

Her name is Jan Terri.
She has actually opened for Marilyn Manson around 1998.

She can also be seen on Manson's God is in the tv -documentary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8lf1CugMk&search=jan%20terri

Bet my arm and a leg you didn't see that one coming:D
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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2006, 08:31:24 PM »

Dio - Holy Diver

This video is really kick ass except for when Ronnie James Dio is trying to "act" - it totally ruins a good clip. Apart from that it would be a classic. The editing, costumes and shot framing is really good.
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« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2006, 09:03:52 PM »

haha dio the warrior goes to battle!!! lmao
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« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2006, 09:25:28 PM »

Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in.

man that was a good laugh

haha:)

Her name is Jan Terri.
She has actually opened for Marilyn Manson around 1998.

She can also be seen on Manson's God is in the tv -documentary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8lf1CugMk&search=jan%20terri

Bet my arm and a leg you didn't see that one coming:D

yeah saw that one coming..... cut 'em off


no fuckin way i did.. open for manson haha rofl he must have joked when he had her or lost a bet or something..
if not he msut be the nicest man on the world trying to help her get some fans
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2006, 05:12:12 AM »

No offense, but the Estranged video sucks. The song's pretty good, but the video blows.

R' u tryin' to say its the worst, your off ya fk'n  head!!!


a few Bowie clips
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2006, 05:43:29 PM »

No offense, but the Estranged video sucks. The song's pretty good, but the video blows.

R' u tryin' to say its the worst, your off ya fk'n? head!!!


a few Bowie clips


Not THE worst, but pretty awful and in consideration for this list.
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« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2006, 04:16:50 AM »

Dio - Holy Diver

This video is really kick ass except for when Ronnie James Dio is trying to "act" - it totally ruins a good clip. Apart from that it would be a classic. The editing, costumes and shot framing is really good.

Holy Diver is nothing. I present:
Rock n' roll children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gv_IYTWKmY
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2006, 10:08:19 AM »

Dio - Holy Diver

This video is really kick ass except for when Ronnie James Dio is trying to "act" - it totally ruins a good clip. Apart from that it would be a classic. The editing, costumes and shot framing is really good.

Holy Diver is nothing. I present:
Rock n' roll children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gv_IYTWKmY

Oh My God, that is terrible  rofl rofl rofl I bet I could get better acting out of a pet rock and a cat turd  rofl

To be fair to it, only about 30% of it is bad, but its so overpoweringly awful it makes the rest stink.


Incidentally, check these out:

David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling
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Journey - Seperate Ways
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« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2006, 09:12:27 PM »

Peter Cetera - The Glory of Love  http://youtube.com/watch?v=OPLgc9dekr8

Now, guilty 80s pleasure that is Karate Kid II, I won't hate on that movie.  However..

What the bloody f*ck is Cetera doing in this video!?!  No, not why he appears... what is he actually doing?  Dear friends, I speak simply of his hands.  Watch them (as if any mere mortal would be strong enough to look away).  The strange movements he makes with them.  This is clearly the work of a master frontman.  Sure, his sweater may be 2 sizes too big (not to mention that a sweater really isn't dojo attire) and he doesn't seem to need to blink much (again, hinting at his superhuman-ness), but the focus of this video isn't Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita or even the mildly attractive Asian actress.  It's Cetera's hands.  My feeling is that if this video had consisted solely of his hands moving in their hypnotic, graceful fashion - perhaps even allowing for a few fleeting shadowpuppet shots - not only would the song still have been a hit, but it would have been in heavy MTV rotation to this day.  Alas, movie tie-ins being what they are, GnR get stuck with a video cameoing Arnuhld and Salute Your Shorts' Budnick (aka actor Danny Cooksey, of Diff'rent Stokes fame), and Cetera has the Karate Kid Kast.  To think what might have been...

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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2006, 05:55:17 AM »

Let's Get Physical - Olivia Newton-John
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« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2007, 09:55:01 AM »

Wippii, another strong contender from Finland  no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgrG35-3js

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« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2007, 01:26:44 PM »

Funny thing is everyone liked "Estranged" until MTV decided it was cool to bash it after the "fall" of GN'R. But c'mon, whether you can appreciate its over-indulgent nature, to call it one of the worst music videos of all time is a bit of a stretch. I think it's one of the coolest. As for the Crue, their early videos were their best by far. They worked way better as a faux-Satanic glam metal band than they did later as a wannabe biker band. I mean I like the Crue past and present, but their first two albums remain their best and the image from that time is still definitive Motley for me.
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« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2007, 01:39:01 PM »

Even though I LOVE the song, I hate the music video for ''Love In An Elevator'' from Aerosmith. Its simply disgusting.

90% of the RHCP are lame...

then:

* Korn's ''Word Up'' (great song, terrible video)
* VR's ''She Builds Quick Machines'' (awful song, even more awful video)
* Paul McCartney's ''Pipes Of Peace'' is not bad... but it makes me laugh a lot everytime I see it
* Green Day's ''Boulevard Of Broken Dreams'' is terrible, horrible from any point of view
* Ozzy's worst video clip ever was ''Gets Me Through'' IMO.
* The Rolling Stones' ''It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)'' is too bizarre
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« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2007, 02:34:03 PM »




* Paul McCartney's ''Pipes Of Peace'' is not bad... but it makes me laugh a lot everytime I see it?
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 rofl? Pipes of Peace! That's a funny one!
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« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2007, 02:41:01 PM »

Good God man how about anything from WAM George Michael..Boy George Or Dead or Alives "You spin me right round"
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« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2007, 02:43:07 PM »

Then again you had a lot of hair bands that looked like bad trannies too, but the songs were good.
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« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2007, 02:46:12 PM »

Stop with the Hoff stuff I was watching his you tube stuff and got the douche chills. Why don't you rub some more burgers on your face David.  Funny stuff
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« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2007, 03:55:12 AM »


* The Rolling Stones' ''It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)'' is too bizarre

You don't like a tent full of bubbles?  rofl
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