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« Reply #480 on: December 16, 2006, 04:52:25 PM »
Quote from: MadmanDan on December 16, 2006, 10:26:53 AM
Quote from: Back Off Bitch on December 13, 2006, 11:47:20 PM
have any of you pervs had sex in your parents bed?  hihi

 Is it my faut their bed is so big, soft and close to the shower?? hihi

I certainly wouldn't now... my mom's bed has fleas thanks to the cat living in her room... *shudder* Thank fuck I don't have to go in there... uuuuuugh even the THOUGHT makes me feel squeamish...
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« Reply #481 on: December 17, 2006, 09:28:24 AM »
Quote from: Back Off Bitch on December 13, 2006, 11:47:20 PM
This definitely isn't me... but have any of you pervs had sex in your parents bed?  hihi

Yep - among other places.
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« Reply #482 on: December 17, 2006, 03:20:51 PM »
They have a waterbed.. Wink
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« Reply #483 on: December 17, 2006, 03:56:20 PM »
Would a cup of tea made from waterbed water be fit to drink?
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« Reply #484 on: December 17, 2006, 03:58:04 PM »
it is jsut tap water..... so i would think it would be
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« Reply #485 on: December 17, 2006, 04:06:46 PM »
I have it on good authority that it's not "jsut tap water". But either way, I'd still like to try it.
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« Reply #486 on: December 17, 2006, 04:14:21 PM »
Quote from: MCT on December 17, 2006, 04:06:46 PM
I have it on good authority that it's not "jsut tap water". But either way, I'd still like to try it.

you`d also like to try a cup of tea from the cooling water of your car? hihi
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« Reply #487 on: December 17, 2006, 06:46:54 PM »
Quote from: MCT on December 17, 2006, 03:56:20 PM
Would a cup of tea made from waterbed water be fit to drink?

What an odd question.  Is there any hidden implication in there or are you just curious?

Either way, i'd say probably - but it wouldn't be that good a cuppa.
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« Reply #488 on: December 17, 2006, 08:20:00 PM »
Quote from: WARose on December 17, 2006, 04:14:21 PM
you`d also like to try a cup of tea from the cooling water of your car? hihi

Are you crazy?!? That'd be gross!

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Quote from: Danny Top Hat on December 17, 2006, 06:46:54 PM
What an odd question. Is there any hidden implication in there or are you just curious?

Delineation ain't my cuppa. Nor is it any fun.
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« Reply #489 on: December 18, 2006, 04:09:56 PM »
Well - were you or were you not comparing sex to a cup of tea?  Cause drinking from a waterbed and having sex on one are two really different things.


For now I will assume you were. Tongue
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« Reply #490 on: December 19, 2006, 02:05:28 AM »
Quote from: Danny Top Hat on December 18, 2006, 04:09:56 PM
Well - were you or were you not comparing sex to a cup of tea?  Cause drinking from a waterbed and having sex on one are two really different things.


For now I will assume you were. Tongue

well.. atleast it gives a new spin to the tale of MCT's first time.
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« Reply #491 on: December 19, 2006, 05:42:31 AM »
The whole waterbed story, made my think about a stripper, oooops I mean exotic dancer I met in Daytona Beach whilst on holiday 'molly Browns' if anyone knows the place.

1st time for me on a waterbed, first time with a stripper, and a 1st time for one other thing... A perfect hatrick......

Oh they were the days....lol
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« Reply #492 on: December 19, 2006, 07:45:22 AM »
Quote from: meanmachine73 on December 19, 2006, 05:42:31 AM
The whole waterbed story, made my think about a stripper, oooops I mean exotic dancer I met in Daytona Beach whilst on holiday 'molly Browns' if anyone knows the place.

1st time for me on a waterbed, first time with a stripper, and a 1st time for one other thing... A perfect hatrick......

Oh they were the days....lol

water sport?  hihi

seriously if you don't say we'll guess far worse.
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« Reply #493 on: December 19, 2006, 08:58:13 AM »
I was so cheese yesterday that I told some girl at my job that had the hots for me to do it, sorry I needed a relieve desperetaly  Undecided
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« Reply #494 on: December 19, 2006, 10:10:22 AM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on December 19, 2006, 07:45:22 AM
Quote from: meanmachine73 on December 19, 2006, 05:42:31 AM
The whole waterbed story, made my think about a stripper, oooops I mean exotic dancer I met in Daytona Beach whilst on holiday 'molly Browns' if anyone knows the place.

1st time for me on a waterbed, first time with a stripper, and a 1st time for one other thing... A perfect hatrick......

Oh they were the days....lol

water sport?  hihi

seriously if you don't say we'll guess far worse.

Guess alot more serious... lol....    Damn, she has been on my mind all day, put it this was, my missus wouldnt let me do to her what I did to my dancer friend.
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« Reply #495 on: December 19, 2006, 03:42:11 PM »
I poop in my hand and fling it at women while making monkey noises  Grin
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« Reply #496 on: December 24, 2006, 11:04:18 PM »
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
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« Reply #497 on: December 25, 2006, 06:30:49 AM »
Quote from: kujo on December 24, 2006, 11:04:18 PM
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

was this 'girl' SLCPunk in drag?

its cool that you call him she. i bet he prefers that after the operation.

(i was like totally late to the roast of SLCPunk)
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« Reply #498 on: December 25, 2006, 08:40:48 AM »
Quote from: freedom78 on December 19, 2006, 03:42:11 PM
I poop in my hand and fling it at women while making monkey noises? Grin

Foreplay?
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« Reply #499 on: December 26, 2006, 07:27:39 PM »
Quote from: kujo on December 24, 2006, 11:04:18 PM
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

Did she have tits like a bag of sand? LOL


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