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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2006, 08:54:23 AM »
Virgin!!
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2006, 09:54:23 AM »
Got drunk one friday next day I was hook up with this ugly chick, not the finest hour  Sad
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2006, 10:31:23 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 06, 2006, 09:54:23 AM
Got drunk one friday next day I was hook up with this ugly chick, not the finest hour? Sad
at least she was human  ok






wasn't she?  nervous
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2006, 10:36:01 AM »
When me and my XBF first got together, I was stayin' at his, and I woke up at about 5AM, and although he was still asleep, I thought I'd give him a very early morning blowjob...
He said afterwards he'd never been so happy to be woken up at 5 in the morning... hihi
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2006, 10:46:43 AM »
Who swallows?
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2006, 11:36:43 AM »
That'd be me. hihi
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2006, 12:12:50 PM »
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 10:46:43 AM
Who swallows?

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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2006, 12:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 06, 2006, 09:54:23 AM
Got drunk one friday next day I was hook up with this ugly chick, not the finest hour? Sad

How could you?!?   Cry









 hihi
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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2006, 01:25:43 PM »
Quote from: miss bomb on September 05, 2006, 07:47:37 PM
ibiza. my ex bf. a stripper. some drugs. i regret every minute of it? hihi

a 3-some? Grin
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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2006, 01:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on September 06, 2006, 10:31:23 AM
at least she was human  ok

wasn't she?  nervous

Well she.. uummm I think she .. errr
Next question?

Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 12:13:26 PM
How could you?!?   Cry
 hihi

Easy drank Ron which I hate and got completely wasted, don't worry it meant nothing  Wink  Kiss
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« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2006, 03:02:47 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 06, 2006, 11:36:43 AM
That'd be me. hihi
man, i for the life of me cant get my gf to swallow....she thinks its "disgusting and only for porn"...
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« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2006, 03:07:48 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on September 06, 2006, 03:02:47 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 06, 2006, 11:36:43 AM
That'd be me. hihi
man, i for the life of me cant get my gf to swallow....she thinks its "disgusting and only for porn"...

What!!? Roll Eyes OK whaaat!? Its not disgusting, and yea they do it in porn but it existed before porn!
No offense, but your girlfriend sounds like a prude. Especially if she won't even TRY it...
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« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2006, 03:34:49 PM »
Tell her all you want for Christmas is for her to swallow love
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« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2006, 03:37:26 PM »
At least your girl will give you head.  Mine will only give a little suck-suck every now and then, and then it's usually only a couple quick ones while we're in the shower!
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« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2006, 03:41:23 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on September 06, 2006, 03:02:47 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 06, 2006, 11:36:43 AM
That'd be me. hihi
man, i for the life of me cant get my gf to swallow....she thinks its "disgusting and only for porn"...

Just give her a facial, she'll not know what your about to do till it's too late.
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« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2006, 03:43:12 PM »
Oh my GOD!! Shocked Roll Eyes

I don't think I can continue reading this without my eyeballs falling out of their sockets cuz I keep rolling them so much. What the hell is wrong with suckin' dick!? Jeeeeez.... its not THAT bad!
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« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2006, 03:47:21 PM »
I know! the girls I know LOVE to suck dick!.... Maybe English girls like it more eh? smoking
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« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2006, 03:56:27 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on September 06, 2006, 03:02:47 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 06, 2006, 11:36:43 AM
That'd be me. hihi
man, i for the life of me cant get my gf to swallow....she thinks its "disgusting and only for porn"...

You could try pineapple juice... I can recommend this actually.  About 1/2 hour before any nookie, have a glass or two of pineapple juice, makes you WANT to swallow....... sweet Wink
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« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2006, 04:22:33 PM »
i had sex on a picnic table, with some girl.

she rode me crappy like wow, i fucked her doggy blah blah i just wasnt into it, sure it helped her but yeah i faked it.

i heard the pineapple crap is a myth and it doesnt make your cum sweet for a girl.
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« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2006, 04:32:07 PM »
Quote from: Jimmer Jammer on September 06, 2006, 04:22:33 PM
i heard the pineapple crap is a myth and it doesnt make your cum sweet for a girl.

Does it make it sweet for a guy?
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