Sex Stories

[HamsterDemocracy]

Here's my sex story for the day. One time I was banging this girl and she was like "Oh me like me like" and I was so freakin' horny. It was sweet.

 

Only would a thread such as this exist on an Internet forum dominated by sexually driven young males. 

[Gunna_girl01]

was camping in the bush with some friends, i was seeing some one at the time and well we decided to have a quick romp in my car!! well my friends decided that they would come and have a peak, the two front doors of my car opened and two of my male friends sat there wide eyed watching me as i did my stuff, then i felt ash kissing my neck and his hands on my boobs and another hand down near my twot, felt good... normally i would have stopped but i was so horney that i just kept going

never again *coff *

[HamsterDemocracy]

was camping in the bush with some friends, i was seeing some one at the time and well we decided to have a quick romp in my car!! well my friends decided that they would come and have a peak, the two front doors of my car opened and two of my males friends sat there wide eyed watching me as i did my stuff... normally i would have stopped but i was so horney that i just kept going

never again *coff *

I'm having trouble visualizing this. Post a picture of yourself for reference, please. Thanks.

[Gunna_girl01]

was camping in the bush with some friends, i was seeing some one at the time and well we decided to have a quick romp in my car!! well my friends decided that they would come and have a peak, the two front doors of my car opened and two of my males friends sat there wide eyed watching me as i did my stuff... normally i would have stopped but i was so horney that i just kept going

never again *coff *

I'm having trouble visualizing this. Post a picture of yourself for reference, please. Thanks.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6113/melly4xu.png

hope its ok, dont no how to post it properly

[HamsterDemocracy]

was camping in the bush with some friends, i was seeing some one at the time and well we decided to have a quick romp in my car!! well my friends decided that they would come and have a peak, the two front doors of my car opened and two of my males friends sat there wide eyed watching me as i did my stuff... normally i would have stopped but i was so horney that i just kept going

never again *coff *

I'm having trouble visualizing this. Post a picture of yourself for reference, please. Thanks.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6113/melly4xu.png

hope its ok, dont no how to post it properly

I was just joking but you're a good sport. 

[Sin Cut]

I was at this club last weekend and I had more than a few girls wanting to know me better, but since I'm seeing someone I had to let them down.

I was just wondering how you guys feel when a chick comes and tries to get in your pants? Since there was a small part of me that wondered would they be any good.

[liquidvirus]

lol...thanks for the support guys.
Its a thing called Dengue, occours in mosquito infested places and abviously by a moquito bite, like my lovely city !!
affects your blood, and mine was a really severe case, hopefully nobody on this board gets it.....cuz the worst part is being stuck in the hospital cuz then ur just stuck and cant do anything, or as in my case, anyone!!!

I looked it up, thanks.  It sounds pretty awful.  But I still don't understand why no sex or drinking.  Are you not fully recovered, or does the doctor just want you to rest?  Could you do it if you wanted to, or are you too physically tired?

I know I'm nosey, but I get curious over stuff like this.  As sick as I've ever been, I've never had a doctor tell me no sex (except after childbirth) so I was just wondering what would make that a specific part of recovering. 

no drinking cuz my liver enzymes hat got affected and were thrice as high as they should a been, improving well now, should have  a few drunk pics up within a month by the looks of it .
And no sex cause im just too weak, the thing was that the platelets in my blood had gone to 3,000 when theyr supposed to be 150,000. Now when thyr that low, and sudden movement could make ou haemmorage, just playing in safe really,not in that way though .
Hope that answers your question though!

[J?]

Had sex with some girl in my class...

I thought she would have loose vagina... Turns out it was pretty tight, good 20 minutes...

Next time i'll use a condom, don't want any kids, she is std free however...

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Hope there's no bun in the oven.

[Bill 213]

Had sex with some girl in my class...

I thought she would have loose vagina... Turns out it was pretty tight, good 20 minutes...

Next time i'll use a condom, don't want any kids, she is std free however...

Haha! that's the spirit.  But what if she had one of those STDs that lie dormant and don't show symptoms? Then next thing you know you're a walking herpes factory and have a list of VD court cases against you a mile long. 

[J?]

Had sex with some girl in my class...

I thought she would have loose vagina... Turns out it was pretty tight, good 20 minutes...

Next time i'll use a condom, don't want any kids, she is std free however...

Haha! that's the spirit.? But what if she had one of those STDs that lie dormant and don't show symptoms? Then next thing you know you're a walking herpes factory and have a list of VD court cases against you a mile long.?

ouch, yeah apparently she was tested but wow, haha that would suck!

[Mr. Redman]

I fucked in a Taco Bell bathroom about 30 seconds after they got done cleaning it...spent a good half hour in there. Good thing they used to have single, seperate bathrooms, with locks. :lol:

[Back Off Bitch]

This definitely isn't me... but have any of you pervs had sex in your parents bed? 

[Sin Cut]

Had sex with some girl in my class...

I thought she would have loose vagina... Turns out it was pretty tight, good 20 minutes...

Next time i'll use a condom, don't want any kids, she is std free however...

Haha! that's the spirit.  But what if she had one of those STDs that lie dormant and don't show symptoms? Then next thing you know you're a walking herpes factory and have a list of VD court cases against you a mile long. 

Do you actually have to go to court for that?

[anythinggoes]

Had sex with some girl in my class...

I thought she would have loose vagina... Turns out it was pretty tight, good 20 minutes...

Next time i'll use a condom, don't want any kids, she is std free however...

Haha! that's the spirit.? But what if she had one of those STDs that lie dormant and don't show symptoms? Then next thing you know you're a walking herpes factory and have a list of VD court cases against you a mile long.?

Do you actually have to go to court for that?

Why? Are you worried??

[Sin Cut]

Had sex with some girl in my class...

I thought she would have loose vagina... Turns out it was pretty tight, good 20 minutes...

Next time i'll use a condom, don't want any kids, she is std free however...

Haha! that's the spirit.  But what if she had one of those STDs that lie dormant and don't show symptoms? Then next thing you know you're a walking herpes factory and have a list of VD court cases against you a mile long. 

Do you actually have to go to court for that?

Why? Are you worried? 

Yeah 

We tried to come up with the name of the girl I fucked before my gf last night.

We gave up when we were down to two names. lol.

I bet the girls think I'd actually remember. We also tried to think which girl was the worst in sex.

I think it was a finnish idols competitor, I'm not sure.

My friend told his worst was a drunk fat chick 

[Sin Cut]

Today I woke up at my friends place and there was this chick, I wonder why she kept telling her name to me and looked at me as it should mean something.

Later she told my friend that I'm the most emotionally cold guy she's ever met, 'cos it turned out, I'd nailed her two months ago and really I didn't remember her face.

 

It ain't my fault if she's dyes her hair and gains a few pounds, really.

I think she ashould know that this year my "bodycount" has been high and there's no way possible I can remember everyone.

But maybe she gets over it

[J?]

Today I woke up at my friends place and there was this chick, I wonder why she kept telling her name to me and looked at me as it should mean something.

Later she told my friend that I'm the most emotionally cold guy she's ever met, 'cos it turned out, I'd nailed her two months ago and really I didn't remember her face.

 

It ain't my fault if she's dyes her hair and gains a few pounds, really.

I think she ashould know that this year my "bodycount" has been high and there's no way possible I can remember everyone.

But maybe she gets over it

classic dude classic 

[Dirty Little Thing]

Why aren't the chicks I know more like the chicks in this thread?

After reading a few pages of this thread I must agree. 

[MadmanDan]

have any of you pervs had sex in your parents bed??

 Is it my faut their bed is so big, soft and close to the shower??