Worst Lyrics Ever?

[Walk]

I've heard some terrible NSBM lyrics, but these are the worst I've ever seen. In fact, they're the worst lyrics I've ever seen, period, even from a non-native English speaker. Aryan Terrorism tries to make fun of some of the more mainstream black metal bands, and of couse, they fail miserably. Musically, the band is terrible, but the lyrics are worth a laugh.

Aryan Terrorism- Crush the Lies

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

The time has come terminate the unnecessary branches.
Betrayers must die.
Jewish bloodsuckers try to kill our BLACK METAL FIGHT 
by selling it like a theatre.
Today they receive our weapons,
the clowns which surround us.

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

Dimmu Borgir are fucking clowns, gays, venal bitches.
They all sell their asses for a gram of heroin.
Explode the bomb on their gig? 

Clowns of cradle of shit are perverts
trading in their defects,
singing with castrated voices of their teenager?s problems. (this line is so true, Cradle of Filth suck) 
This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

The mother fucking Kovenant is beyond any hatred.
That homosexual bastard Nagash,
We should cut through his ass with a chainsaw. 

what a painted mug?
these are the businessmen from Marduk.
panzer division Marduk?
Huh! Motherfuckers division Marduk! (This is just weird)

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

Ihsahn ? bald-headed freak from ?mystic? Emperor.
Where were all your mystics sold out?
or has it been exchanged for Israel?s citizenship,
were the money all you want?

After them all goes Nergal from Behemoth with a big fucking penis-horn on his forehead,so?he may put it into his asshole, it?s right place? 

Death to posers! Continue to fight them! Crush the lies!
Don?t let them fool you.
ONLY TRUE BLACK METAL WAR! (YOUR WINNER!) 

SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking...

Of course, the ironic thing is that this "band" is from Ukraine, and I'm certain Hitler considered the Slavish countries to be worthless. Also ironic is the fact that the frontman for Aryan Terrorism is in Nokturnal Mortum, a good band. I guess it's just the Nazi lyrics that make it all turn stupid, heh.

[Skeletor]

The band references were pretty fucking funny

[CheapJon]

IMO all "white power" and other racist lyrics sucks the most, and they all suck equally much

[mrlee]

IMO all "white power" and other racist lyrics sucks the most, and they all suck equally much

hey man there might be "black power" and "jihad power" bands too lol!! include them, i hate it when everyone thinks its only white people.

[The Rhiad]

You wnat Bad lyrics???

Here's an extract from "Somebody Tol Me" By The Killers:

Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential

 

[estebanf]

The worst lyrics EVER is ''Big Machine'' from the Velvet Revolver's debut album.

Nothing can beat those lyrics, if you can call to them ''lyrics''

[mrlee]

You wnat Bad lyrics???

Here's an extract from "Somebody Tol Me" By The Killers:

Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential

 

lol welcome to 21st century music.

[Izzy]

You wnat Bad lyrics???

Here's an extract from "Somebody Tol Me" By The Killers:

Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential

 

Finally!

Someone else who thinks those lyrics are the stupidest things going

And Walk, how can u say the lyrics of a white power band are bad? These retards are trying the best they can with the limited education they have - its not their fault the ''black man'' kept them down at school

[Mama Kin]

Motley Crue Glitter

"This is fine for now
Let's make a baby inside of you"

 

[Eduardo]

As much as I love Springsteen and think he's one of the top 5 lyricists ever, the lyrics to "You Can Look (But You Better Not Touch) are simply horrible

[Backslash]

Oh come on... Clutch - 10001110101... worst lyrics in the world... one zero zero zero one one one zero one zero one... 

10001110101

Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.
Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.
Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?
Are you rolling tape now? Bits and pieces large and small
Sector, vector, eat them all.
It?s already in their eyes.
Among the metal ones a messenger will soon arrive.

10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don?t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don?t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Ain?t nothing you can do about it. Gonna be a big brawl over it
Like them little bitty babies in the king cakes.
Bonnie & Clyde the whole dome,
The shackles of automata will shatter like their bones.

10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don?t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don?t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.
Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.
Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?

10001110101
Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.
10001110101
Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don?t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don?t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

[Hysteron]

The worst lyrics EVER is ''Big Machine'' from the Velvet Revolver's debut album.

Nothing can beat those lyrics, if you can call to them ''lyrics''

We'll have sex with a big machine, anytime I've seen Velvet Revolver that was the most crowd sung song.

[Skeletor]

Let's make a baby inside of you"

That's sounds like something Borat would say; "I want to make sex inside of you... High five!"

How about a song called 'T.V. Guide' by Ebn Ozn:

T.V. Guide
T.V. Guide
T.V. - Q
T.V. - Q
T.V. T.V.
Oh... T.V.
Oh... T.V.
Mommy! I wanna watch
Mommy! Oh Mommy...just five more minutes

 

[D]

I thought the Killers song meant his girl left him for another woman.

SHe has a new boyfriend that looked like his ex girlfriend


So maybe his new GF turned lesbian and started going out with his ex GF.



But yet those are horrible.



How bout Fall out Boy

Im just a notch on your bedpost but your just a line in a song.............


Or however the fuck it goes.

Those are pretty shitty.

[mrlee]

Motley Crue Glitter

"This is fine for now
Let's make a baby inside of you"

 

crue never really have been a lyrics band XD.

[Backslash]

While GNR has some masterpieces, they have some lowlights lyrically as well:

"Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze"
"Then when she said she was gonna, like, wreck my car, I didn't know what to do."
"If love is blind then I'll buy myself a cane"
"She's buried right in my backyard"
"Genuine imitation bad apples free sample for your peace o' mind only $9.95"

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Im too sexy for your love to sexy for your love

That beats all

[Fingers]

Motley Crue Glitter

"This is fine for now
Let's make a baby inside of you"

 

crue never really have been a lyrics band XD.

I remember in the Dirt Scott Humphrey said he told Nikki Sixx there is no way he can put that line in a song, Nikki thought it was the best thing he had ever written

[CheapJon]

IMO all "white power" and other racist lyrics sucks the most, and they all suck equally much

hey man there might be "black power" and "jihad power" bands too lol!! include them, i hate it when everyone thinks its only white people.

yeah i know dude, that why i said "other racist lyrics" too, with that i meant black racists and such too

i included them by saying "other racist lyrics" it would take for ever mentioning all those different groups so i just mentioned "white power" of course i don't think anti-semite or black power are more ok. get me now?

all that shit is wrong IMO

anyway other bad lyrics maybe is hmm. some 50 cent maybe?

[lennonisgod]

IMO all "white power" and other racist lyrics sucks the most, and they all suck equally much

hey man there might be "black power" and "jihad power" bands too lol!! include them, i hate it when everyone thinks its only white people.

I won't turn this into a racist vs. racist band thread but I do agree with Mrlee completely. 

Many races on this earth MAY in fact be more racist than most white people.  Being racist at all is just a fucking joke and is usually based around a person's lack of education and stupidity. 

I could never listen to a band that has racist lyrics because how good could that band EVER really be?? 

They are already limiting their creativity (if they do have any at all) and song writing to being racist, anti-Semite, prejudice, bias and to their unenlightened preconception of what or who other people of a different race are to them.

It's just stupid and I would put ALL of those shit racist band's songs into one single category for the worst lyrics of all time.  They can thank themselves and the people that listen to their music for helping to hold this world down even further than it already is.

[Walk]

I could never listen to a band that has racist lyrics because how good could that band EVER really be??

Until you hear them, you'll never know. Aryan Terrorism is horrible, of course, but Arghoslent is brilliant. Most non-racist bands are terrible, too.

[Mauve_All]

Big Sleep's "I'm looking for a girl with a washing machine".  Ridiculous lyrics I think, even though the music's great

    I'm looking for a girl
    with a washing machine
    and a room that's cool and shady

    I'm looking for a girl
    with a shower and bath
    come on, baby, don't look at me like that

    I'm looking for a girl
    with a washing machine
    I ain't saying
    I ain't saying I'm dirty
    and I ain't saying I'm clean

    oooh oooh

[anythinggoes]

How many special people change, how many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova in the sky

Wake up the dawn and ask her why, a dreamer dreams she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova
Cos people believe that they're gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die, the world's still spinning round
We don't know why, why, why, why, why

How many special people change, how many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova
Cos people believe that they're gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die, the world's still spinning round
We don't know why, why, why, why, why

How many special people change, how many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high


Dont get me wrong i love the song i think its great but this line really really bugs me

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball

WTF

[CheapJon]

old macdonald had a farm, Eh-Ih-Eh-Ih-Oh

[T_Roxie]

That liam lynch song, whatever (i was going to say whatever it was called but then i realised)

Man that was shit.

[CheapJon]

That liam lynch song, whatever (i was going to say whatever it was called but then i realised)

Man that was shit.

united stated of whatever

[Verse Chorus Verse]

"Somebody raped my tapeworm abortion/ Come on motherfucker and deliver the cow"
Some Velvet Revolver song. And people dare say Axl can't write lyrics!

[Hysteron]

"Somebody raped my tapeworm abortion/ Come on motherfucker and deliver the cow"
Some Velvet Revolver song. And people dare say Axl can't write lyrics!

LOL.

[ClintroN]

Clowns of cradle of shit are perverts
trading in their defects,
singing with castrated voices of their teenager?s problems. (this line is so true, Cradle of Filth suck) 
This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?

Get real

Cradle write the best lyrics 'round !!!!    Cradle of filtH RULE!!

[estranged88]

As much as I love them, all of these lyrics pale in comparison to ANY given ManOwaR song...... take for instance "Metal Warriors." 

"Every one of us has hear the calll
Brothers of true metal
Proud and standing tall
We know the power within us
Has brought us to this hall
There's magic in the metal,
There's magic in us all

Heavy metal,
OR NO METAL AT ALL,
Wimps and posers,
Leave the hall."

[Orgasmatron]

Red Hot Chili Peppers awfully stupid lyrics.. every song I hear, he says such absolutely grammatically incorrent bullshit.. Lyrics have gone from being meaningful and you know, sorta making the song, to simply rhyming.

[Skeletor]

Heavy metal,
OR NO METAL AT ALL,
Wimps and posers,
Leave the hall."

Hahaa, that's classic material! It's like a catch phrase I guess it's just whether you're able to take it all tongue in cheek... Anyway, thanks for the reminder, I'll have to whip out some old Manowar CD's today, haven't listened to them in a while!

Some of these "worst lyrics" are a mixed bag, since even "If love is blind I'll buy myself a cane" was mentioned - it could just as well been found in a "best lyrics" thread. Then of course there's that Velvet Revolver garbage, that doesn't even mean anything...

[makane]

As much as I love them, all of these lyrics pale in comparison to ANY given ManOwaR song...... take for instance "Metal Warriors."?

"Every one of us has hear the calll
Brothers of true metal
Proud and standing tall
We know the power within us
Has brought us to this hall
There's magic in the metal,
There's magic in us all

Heavy metal,
OR NO METAL AT ALL,
Wimps and posers,
Leave the hall."

I still think these are better:

Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes 
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill

[guns_n_motley]

I like velvet revolver, but most or weilands lyrics seem like jibberish put together...and make no sense..

[CheapJon]

I don't know
Because she says so
He's a faggot boy
The TV says so

big machine - velvet revolver

[GNRslave]

how about "brandon" by motley crue, which is clearly a tommy lee solo song (meaing bad)
"brandon, i love you, you are the one, brandon, my son...your mother gave birth to you with love and inside she had candlelight and songs of life"
lol, come on tommy, stick to the drums and let nikki and mick write the songs

[stardustonmyfeet]

u2 Vertigo

[Rocksteady]

Stairway to Heaven

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.   What the hell does that mean

It's an ace song and I love it, but there are parts in the lyrics that don't make sense.