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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2006, 07:30:06 PM »
Quote from: lennonisgod on November 24, 2006, 01:14:18 PM
I could never listen to a band that has racist lyrics because how good could that band EVER really be??

Until you hear them, you'll never know. Aryan Terrorism is horrible, of course, but Arghoslent is brilliant. Most non-racist bands are terrible, too.
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« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2006, 04:04:58 AM »
Big Sleep's "I'm looking for a girl with a washing machine".  Ridiculous lyrics I think, even though the music's great

    I'm looking for a girl
    with a washing machine
    and a room that's cool and shady

    I'm looking for a girl
    with a shower and bath
    come on, baby, don't look at me like that

    I'm looking for a girl
    with a washing machine
    I ain't saying
    I ain't saying I'm dirty
    and I ain't saying I'm clean

    oooh oooh
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« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2006, 05:43:42 AM »
How many special people change, how many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova in the sky

Wake up the dawn and ask her why, a dreamer dreams she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova
Cos people believe that they're gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die, the world's still spinning round
We don't know why, why, why, why, why

How many special people change, how many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova
Cos people believe that they're gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die, the world's still spinning round
We don't know why, why, why, why, why

How many special people change, how many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high


Dont get me wrong i love the song i think its great but this line really really bugs me

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball

WTF
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lstn mfx 2 diz song dat shud b hurd
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2006, 08:26:18 AM »
old macdonald had a farm, Eh-Ih-Eh-Ih-Oh hihi
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« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2006, 08:38:43 AM »
That liam lynch song, whatever (i was going to say whatever it was called but then i realised)

Man that was shit.
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« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2006, 08:51:43 AM »
Quote from: T_Roxie on November 25, 2006, 08:38:43 AM
That liam lynch song, whatever (i was going to say whatever it was called but then i realised)

Man that was shit.

united stated of whatever hihi
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« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2006, 06:52:16 PM »
"Somebody raped my tapeworm abortion/ Come on motherfucker and deliver the cow"
Some Velvet Revolver song. And people dare say Axl can't write lyrics!
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« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2006, 07:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Devoid on November 25, 2006, 06:52:16 PM
"Somebody raped my tapeworm abortion/ Come on motherfucker and deliver the cow"
Some Velvet Revolver song. And people dare say Axl can't write lyrics!

LOL.
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« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2006, 09:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Walk on November 23, 2006, 03:14:48 AM


Clowns of cradle of shit are perverts
trading in their defects,
singing with castrated voices of their teenager?s problems. (this line is so true, Cradle of Filth suck)  rofl
This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?



Get real Tongue Tongue

Cradle write the best lyrics 'round !!!!    Cradle of filtH RULE!!
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« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2006, 02:00:08 AM »
As much as I love them, all of these lyrics pale in comparison to ANY given ManOwaR song...... take for instance "Metal Warriors." 

"Every one of us has hear the calll
Brothers of true metal
Proud and standing tall
We know the power within us
Has brought us to this hall
There's magic in the metal,
There's magic in us all

Heavy metal,
OR NO METAL AT ALL,
Wimps and posers,
Leave the hall."
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« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2006, 04:57:16 AM »
Red Hot Chili Peppers awfully stupid lyrics.. every song I hear, he says such absolutely grammatically incorrent bullshit.. Lyrics have gone from being meaningful and you know, sorta making the song, to simply rhyming.
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« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2006, 08:46:51 AM »
Quote from: estranged88 on November 26, 2006, 02:00:08 AM
Heavy metal,
OR NO METAL AT ALL,
Wimps and posers,
Leave the hall."

Hahaa, that's classic material! It's like a catch phrase Smiley I guess it's just whether you're able to take it all tongue in cheek... Anyway, thanks for the reminder, I'll have to whip out some old Manowar CD's today, haven't listened to them in a while!

Some of these "worst lyrics" are a mixed bag, since even "If love is blind I'll buy myself a cane" was mentioned - it could just as well been found in a "best lyrics" thread. Then of course there's that Velvet Revolver garbage, that doesn't even mean anything...
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« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2006, 09:50:10 AM »
Quote from: estranged88 on November 26, 2006, 02:00:08 AM
As much as I love them, all of these lyrics pale in comparison to ANY given ManOwaR song...... take for instance "Metal Warriors."?

"Every one of us has hear the calll
Brothers of true metal
Proud and standing tall
We know the power within us
Has brought us to this hall
There's magic in the metal,
There's magic in us all

Heavy metal,
OR NO METAL AT ALL,
Wimps and posers,
Leave the hall."
I still think these are better:

Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes  Cheesy
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
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« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2006, 10:14:55 AM »
I like velvet revolver, but most or weilands lyrics seem like jibberish put together...and make no sense..
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« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2006, 10:40:01 AM »
I don't know
Because she says so
He's a faggot boy
The TV says so

big machine - velvet revolver
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« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2006, 01:01:47 AM »
how about "brandon" by motley crue, which is clearly a tommy lee solo song (meaing bad)
"brandon, i love you, you are the one, brandon, my son...your mother gave birth to you with love and inside she had candlelight and songs of life"
lol, come on tommy, stick to the drums and let nikki and mick write the songs
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« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2006, 10:38:01 AM »
u2 Vertigo
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« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2006, 11:06:16 AM »
Stairway to Heaven

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.   What the hell does that mean confused

It's an ace song and I love it, but there are parts in the lyrics that don't make sense.
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