MCT, why are you a guest?
Response #1: Because technically, I sold my interest in the house, and I'm no longer considered a
host.
Response #2: Jarmo got mad at me for ripping off his grandmother with a pet insurance scam, and he deleted my account.
Response #3: It was a day like any other. HTGTH was quiet, peaceful, serene. Then Bert Raccoon woke up and deleted my account.
Response #4: I was just minding my own business, browsing the Jungle, when all of a sudden, mikegiuliana flexed. The board, in an effort to maintain sufficient space, then executed a program that automatically deletes a set number of user accounts under 1000 posts. Unfortunately, my name was randomly generated that day.
Response #5: I got temporarily banned for abusing the
report to moderator feature.
Response #6: The dog ate my homework.
Response #7: Knowing that time heals all wounds, I deleted my account and laid low for a while, fearing immediate reprisal from Jim for saying all those mean things about his mom. Which reminds me, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to you, Jim. I was out of line. No one deserves to have their mother affronted with accusations of vaginal wrinkling. No one.
Response #8: Because you smell like Brut aftershave.
Response #9: I was on the board, typing away, when I let go a huge fart. The rest is history; spastically speaking.
Response #10: Well, Donnie was over one day. Anyway, he sort of leaned over the keyboard to try to reach my pen jar and accidentally pushed the delete button with his boob.
Response #11: If I?m a guest, then how the fuck do you expect me to answer your question?
Response #12: Classified.
Response #13: Every time a baby African dies, an
angel dies, falls from Heaven, and deletes a HTGTH account.
Response #14: What is brown sugar?
Response #15: Just because.
Response #16: I know you are, but what am I?
Response #17: Your mom?s a guest...
Response #18: The cult I joined didn?t allow its members to hold Internet accounts of any kind. I have since returned to my normal life.
Response #19: I came to the conclusion that I would be better served by applying myself to more constructive things. Withdrawal changed my mind.
Response #20: Sterling got me banned.
Response #21: Robman, why are you a pest?
Response #22: Danny (the top hatted one) threatened to give me more negative karma if I said dumpling one more time. So instead, I said fuck it and deleted my account.
Response #23: I have no idea.
Response #24: Jack Bauer tortured me, got my password, deleted my account and saved the world. Technically, I?m still in custody. But I convinced Chloe to sneak a laptop into my mashed potatoes. So it?s all good.
Response #25: SkynyrdGirl offered to show me her tits if I deleted my account and stayed away for a couple of weeks. Do the math.
Response #26: Loose lips sink ships. Also, beware the Ides of March.
Response #27: Because I?m a bastard.
Response #28: In protest of the seal hunt, I deleted my account.
Response #29: Go to Dagobah, Bob?
Response #30: I?ve always wanted to do this list thingy. So I deleted my account to get the ball rolling. Now here I am.
Response #31: It?s a long story. Without pictures. You?ll never make it.
Response #32: You
guessed it! I deleted my account.
Response #33: I?d tell you, but then I?d have to fill you. With my penis. And why make a shitty situation shittier, you know?
Response #34: To make a long story short, Sterling and I were sleeping together. The only problem was that I wanted a serious relationship. Sterling on the other hand, just wanted to have fun. She wouldn?t even consider it ?dating?! Anyway, I wanted a real relationship, and it made me jealous when I?d catch wind of a new guy that she might be seeing. Which brings us to this thread. She had some guy lined up, and she was rubbing it in my face a little. Having nearly had my fill of the games she was playing, I ended up coming across her post in this thread about the dirty pm?s. Knowing full well that it was posted for my benefit, I reacted and responded to her post. Of course she freaked out on me, called me, and basically told me to back off, that we weren?t involved in a ?real? relationship, and that I needed to understand that. I countered in the only way I could and accused her of using my own feelings to hurt me. I mean, she had a point. I knew the nature of our relationship, I knew she was just out for fun. But all the same, my feelings were real. She was the most beautiful, endearing creature to me. And I couldn?t hide what I wanted. But did that justify her cruelty? I didn?t think so. But she just ignored that and kind of freaked out on me worse. So what ended up happening is that I offered to quit the board, delete my account, and thus give her the elbow room she was looking for. She took that offer and I left. But she quickly came to realize (as she would later recount to me in bed) how much she missed me on the board, and how much she really wanted the same thing that I did ? a serious relationship. Apparently she was just so afraid of her own feelings that she had unconsciously pushed me away. Anyway, we?re together now. We?re an exclusive couple, and I?m an active username once again. Life is good.
Response #35: My 30 day free trial expired. I have a lifetime membership now.
Response #36: I realized I wanted to be a paleontologist, so I enrolled at the local university. Fearing that the temptation to post here would detract from my studies, I deleted my account. I have since learned to multitask.
Response #37: I heard it was a good way to meet girls.
Response #38: I?m bipolar. And I was going through my manic cycle. It?s pretty self-explanatory if you ask me.
Response #39: Everybody?s doin? it?
Response #40: I just wanted to disappear with no explanation to see if anyone would accuse Prometheus of murdering me. Turns out you?re all oblivious to the truth! He?s a fuckin? psycho, man! And he?s out to get me!
Response #41: In an effort to raise money for breast cancer research, SLCPUNK held a bake sale. So I flew down to Florida to give him a hand. I ended up deleting my account as a show of solidarity for the afflicted women.
Response #42: Someone dared me to do an impersonation of Izzy one day. So I asked to be a mod. I got banned instead.
Response #43: All good things?
Response #44: I like to delete my account every now and then. Keeps me grounded.
Response #45: Gimme 5 bucks and I?ll tell ya.
Response #46: I?m not a guest! Whaddya talkin? about?!?
Response #47: It?s my party and I?ll cry if I want to.
Response #48: I?ve always been envious of the power that Jarmo wields on a daily basis. And one day it just really got to me. I needed an outlet. Of course I could never truly have his power. But I realized that I could have the next best thing. So I banned myself. Very liberating.
Response #49: My crazy, violent, religious dad caught me posting on the board. He then bet the face off me, got my password and deleted my account. He?s dead now.
Response #50: I have no recollection of the event in question. Sorry.
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