Dick/Penis/Cock/Prick/One-Eyed Yogurt Shooter/Beef Stick/Manrod/Wang thread

[Elrothiel]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

You've seen one too many teen porn movies, my friend.....

That's what I was thinking.


Either that buddy, or you've read one too many erotic fictions!

[GNRreunioneventually]

 

that should be made into a short film

if thats true you should've put that in the sex thread
nice

if its a lie well you should be a certain movie director

[Gunna_girl01]

This isn't a sausage-fest...It's a 10 year olds sleepover party.

well if so, i guees we should have someone watching the door so michael jackson wont come knockin'

not that you would complain if he did  j/k

[CheapJon]

This isn't a sausage-fest...It's a 10 year olds sleepover party.

well if so, i guees we should have someone watching the door so michael jackson wont come knockin'

not that you would complain if he did? j/k

easy for you to say, you're a girl.. he wouldn't touch you

[2112]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

happens to me all the time 

[deanaxlrose]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

happens to me all the time?

Yeah its happen to me but the Girl sayin "Me love u long Time! Me love u long time!

[BlowUpYourVideo]

She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass.

What a polite girl.

[difleha]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

You've seen one too many teen porn movies, my friend.....

That's what I was thinking.


Either that buddy, or you've read one too many erotic fictions!

Nah, I pounded that girl really hard! Lol, wish this would've happened to me.

[Gunna_girl01]

She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass.

What a polite girl.

haha funny shit, i dont no if i'd say thank you, i think it would be the oppisite..
i had an ex stick it in there accidently ( or so he said) and it fucking hurt to high heaven

[CheapJon]

She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass.

What a polite girl.

haha funny shit, i dont no if i'd say thank you, i think it would be the oppisite..
i had an ex stick it in there accidently ( or so he said) and it fucking hurt to high heaven

on accident?? u2 were in a dark room i assume.. (damn i laughed when i read that BUYV)

EDIT: seriously what the fuck on accident? how much lube did u guys use, tell us more about this accident

[Sober_times]

She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass.

What a polite girl.

haha funny shit, i dont no if i'd say thank you, i think it would be the oppisite..
i had an ex stick it in there accidently ( or so he said) and it fucking hurt to high heaven

on accident?? u2 were in a dark room i assume.. (damn i laughed when i read that BUYV)

EDIT: seriously what the fuck on accident? how much lube did u guys use, tell us more about this accident

  Accident my ass, hes like any other guy that enjoys fuckin a chick in the ass. He was testing the waters, and apparently it didnt go as he wanted. 

[Gunna_girl01]

She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass.

What a polite girl.

haha funny shit, i dont no if i'd say thank you, i think it would be the oppisite..
i had an ex stick it in there accidently ( or so he said) and it fucking hurt to high heaven

on accident?? u2 were in a dark room i assume.. (damn i laughed when i read that BUYV)

EDIT: seriously what the fuck on accident? how much lube did u guys use, tell us more about this accident

oh well we were doing some real fexiable position and his dick came out ( no it wasnt little ) and then when he slammed it back in it went in the wrong hole.... and yes we were in a dark room

[SLCPUNK]

You should stay away from this thread gunna_girl01, you might get preggers again........

[Gunna_girl01]

You should stay away from this thread gunna_girl01, you might get preggers again........

  haha well me and my boyfriend are going hard at it, cos u cant get prego when u already got a baby in ther 

[Gunna_girl01]

MY GOD!!!! I am NEVER EVER going in my dads draw again..
i just found some condoms and Lube 

[Elrothiel]

Chick that's nothing... my mom asked me once to fetch her makeup bag from her drawer... and I opened the wrong drawer and there was a whole load of sex toys in there.

And the fact she asked me to go into her drawer just scared me... its like... WHY didn't she say WHICH drawer it was!? Its like she WANTED me to see all that stuff.

Although thinking back... its probably revenge for all the times I kept her and the whole house awake when I had my ex round...

[slash666]

Chick that's nothing... my mom asked me once to fetch her makeup bag from her drawer... and I opened the wrong drawer and there was a whole load of sex toys in there.

And the fact she asked me to go into her drawer just scared me... its like... WHY didn't she say WHICH drawer it was!? Its like she WANTED me to see all that stuff.

Although thinking back... its probably revenge for all the times I kept her and the whole house awake when I had my ex round...

oh do tell us more skelly 

[Elrothiel]

Chick that's nothing... my mom asked me once to fetch her makeup bag from her drawer... and I opened the wrong drawer and there was a whole load of sex toys in there.

And the fact she asked me to go into her drawer just scared me... its like... WHY didn't she say WHICH drawer it was!? Its like she WANTED me to see all that stuff.

Although thinking back... its probably revenge for all the times I kept her and the whole house awake when I had my ex round...

oh do tell us more skelly 

But its getting to the point where if I tell you guys any more, there'll be absolutely no mystery to me whatsoever... and you'd all get bored of stories of my sexcapades...

[MCT]

You have an air of mystery about you? News to me...

[Elrothiel]

Now that's just mean!