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« Reply #200 on: March 30, 2009, 11:11:32 PM »

So, does anyone else need some advice?  Cheesy

She doesn't like me, because my blue balls don't match her purse!

My purse is black, a few swift kicks and I can get you to match mine.
Make me laugh!! rofl rofl

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« Reply #201 on: March 31, 2009, 10:03:21 AM »

So, does anyone else need some advice?  Cheesy

She doesn't like me, because my blue balls don't match her purse!

My purse is black, a few swift kicks and I can get you to match mine.
Make me laugh!! rofl rofl

Can I borrow your broom? Wink
Absolutely, would you like the blue one or the black one?
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« Reply #202 on: March 31, 2009, 09:30:38 PM »

^ the black one Grin obviously then match the purse AND the balls! hihi
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« Reply #203 on: March 31, 2009, 11:36:59 PM »

^ the black one Grin obviously then match the purse AND the balls! hihi

The balls have a rental fee attached.
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« Reply #204 on: March 31, 2009, 11:41:28 PM »

^ the black one Grin obviously then match the purse AND the balls! hihi

The balls have a rental fee attached.

7 years and 2.2 kids.
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« Reply #205 on: April 01, 2009, 09:42:29 AM »


Another advice to many men is to never try become the pervert fetish or whatever the new kink of women would be.

Represent yourself, be real as long as it's healthy and sane.
In the long run the truth and whats real is better to live with, than lies and shallow charracters. ok
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« Reply #206 on: April 01, 2009, 05:04:25 PM »

Ok this evening a guy came running after me as I was walking home with my son and gave me his tel number
He has the cutest smile...

To call or not to call?
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« Reply #207 on: April 01, 2009, 07:27:11 PM »

Ok this evening a guy came running after me as I was walking home with my son and gave me his tel number
He has the cutest smile...

To call or not to call?

Not. I don't think we're ready for any more drama yet.
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« Reply #208 on: April 01, 2009, 07:29:10 PM »


Another advice to many men is to never try become the pervert fetish or whatever the new kink of women would be.


Fantastic advice. You don't meet many women do you.
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« Reply #209 on: April 01, 2009, 08:11:16 PM »


Another advice to many men is to never try become the pervert fetish or whatever the new kink of women would be.


Fantastic advice. You don't meet many women do you.

Oh yes, "don't be a sicko pervert"

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« Reply #210 on: April 01, 2009, 08:12:03 PM »

Ok this evening a guy came running after me as I was walking home with my son and gave me his tel number
He has the cutest smile...

To call or not to call?

We're still waiting on the finale with the drunken swinger dude!  Don't confuse us with new people!
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« Reply #211 on: April 01, 2009, 08:14:43 PM »



We're still waiting on the finale with the drunken swinger dude!  Don't confuse us with new people!

Well what about the stalker/child molester guy too? I'm confused now....
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« Reply #212 on: April 01, 2009, 08:24:24 PM »

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Running, cute smile guy sounds kind of boring in comparison.
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« Reply #213 on: April 01, 2009, 08:31:20 PM »

Maybe Warchild's lawyer could chime in on the legal ramifications that this thread has morphed into. I wouldn't want to face any legal action.  hihi
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« Reply #214 on: April 01, 2009, 08:39:48 PM »

Maybe Warchild's lawyer could chime in on the legal ramifications that this thread has morphed into. I wouldn't want to face any legal action.  hihi

SLC, I'm reading your posts, and trust me...you won't be seeing any kind of "action" any time soon!  Illegal or legal.   hihi
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« Reply #215 on: April 01, 2009, 08:45:10 PM »

Maybe Warchild's lawyer could chime in on the legal ramifications that this thread has morphed into. I wouldn't want to face any legal action.  hihi

SLC, I'm reading your posts, and trust me...you won't be seeing any kind of "action" any time soon!  Illegal or legal.   hihi

Then maybe the "relationship advice" thread isn't where he should be! Grin
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« Reply #216 on: April 01, 2009, 09:19:47 PM »

Maybe Warchild's lawyer could chime in on the legal ramifications that this thread has morphed into. I wouldn't want to face any legal action.  hihi

SLC, I'm reading your posts, and trust me...you won't be seeing any kind of "action" any time soon!  Illegal or legal.   hihi

Then maybe the "relationship advice" thread isn't where he should be! Grin

How about the ass fucking finn thread?
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« Reply #217 on: April 01, 2009, 09:28:45 PM »

Maybe Warchild's lawyer could chime in on the legal ramifications that this thread has morphed into. I wouldn't want to face any legal action.  hihi

SLC, I'm reading your posts, and trust me...you won't be seeing any kind of "action" any time soon!  Illegal or legal.   hihi
That's a shame really.
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« Reply #218 on: April 03, 2009, 10:41:44 AM »


Another advice to many men is to never try become the pervert fetish or whatever the new kink of women would be.


Fantastic advice. You don't meet many women do you.

Got enough adorers to put it that way and the advice is dead on imo.
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