Video of Rob Pattinson aka Edward Cullen behind Mickey Rourke

[LeftToDecay]

I still haven't fully recovered from watching this ridiculous movie.
How something this BAD can be so popular, even among 14 year olds, mystifies me.

"Omg your scent leaves me defenseless, now climb into trees with me and stand around like a stupid helpless bitch you are while I save you!" Repeat ad nausea for 90 minutes, the end.
Twilight didn't settle in merely being complete utter embarrassing shitfuck of a movie,it also manages to be immoral while doing so.

Please folks, think of our children!
Is moral code of Twilight the one  we wish to pass on to our stupid and emotionally fragile pre teens? 
According to  Twilight, in order for woman to win in life, she needs to be both pretty and stupid enough to seduce/get seduced by  a hot,shady guy lot older than herself. Next step, deliver handjobs in exchange of "protection" and gifts.
Few sequels later it's  suddenly time for   Twilight 4: Real Life. There  our heroine is very  busy getting her pregnant 16 year old ass kicked by her formely lovely highchool dropout ex-vampire wifebeater of a husband.
All this because Robert Pattison gets your panties wet. Shit happens.


...All this hatred  from a person who has an embarrassing soft spot in emo gay goth vampires knee deep in lamentation  over curse of immortality and similar horse shit
What kind of a person prefers Twilight  over Anne Rice's books..urgggghlgh.

[Sin Cut]

I had to watch the first, it sucked, and I can't see what's so special about the sequel.. if possible it's gotta be even worse?

As I remember the plot;
A teenage girl moves to live with his father in the middle of nowhere. Orginal? No. Kinda like a PC rpg-game that starts by killing giant rats or other vermins.

In school she meets this guy, who she falls in love with, but omg, it turns out he's a vampire, which is superhot for teenagekiddies.
But no sweat, the dude's an emo-vegan-fruitcake-vampire and he doesn't want her blood.

Obviously the urge is there, so I just wonder what happens when she's on her period, oh well.

The couple get to know eachother and kiddies, since sex is after marriage only, they just hold hands. Such good rolemodels those two. The girl even gets to meet the boys family, (and thinks, yay, he loves me!) the family turn to be other fruitcake-vampires from vegan-clan.

Next they do all fun stuff together like play baseball and go fishing and fingerpaint! After all familystuff is a virtue and kids need to learn that, also the vampire-boy is so hot 'cos they all cheat while playing since they use superspeed... and all the teenkiddies wish they get to ... 'cos superspeed is just so cool also!

Alas the bad vampire-bullies come and someone graps the cute vampire-Edwards sma.. err ball ('cos they were playing, remember?! Not nice at all! Bad vampire-gang is like the bullies from your school. There's also trouble 'cos they sniff that there is a real human girl amongst them! Kinda like if you drink with bad people and they rape you when you're intoxicated. 

In a vampire world this girl is the special one (edible), even if she doesn't have any powers. At this point everyone with half a brain know that the bad vampires will kidnap her and girly-vampire boy is going for rescue and almost perish, BUT she will save him by love. Mmm. She will also almost turn to a vampire, but since Eddie here wants to be the one with superspeed and strength in the family he sucks the bad vampire viruses from her bloodstream.

Now they get to go to the Prom, and every girls dream come true happens, Edward is claimed as promking and the girl the promqueen, who would've thought?! It's sooo cute! Then... they kiss outside.

End credits.

[w.axl.rose]

in the 2nd one wolves fighting and killing vampires...

[jacdaniel]

i didnt wanna read the Twiglight books so i went onto good old Wiki and read a summary of what happens in all the books.
I saved time and money!   

Really like the movies i must say.  The girlfriend dragged me along so many times i was turned.

[Annie]

It's a chick thing. People were in love with Edward long before Robert Pattinson came into the picture. It's Jane Eyre with vampires. I find talking about the TWILIGHT SAGA brings the generations together. It's just fun. You are either under Edward's spell or you're not. And it gives alot of my coworkers endless joy to make fun of me, although they still tease me more about being a hardcore GNR fan  than anything. My fav part of the series was the unpublished MIDNIGHT SUN which Stephenie Meyer posted the rough draft on her website.

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

I cannot believe Jane Eyre was dragged through the muck like that.

[CheapJon]

found the pics of you annie, yeah i'd totally do you

but seriously, you're pretty

[BlowUpYourVideo]

found the pics of you annie, yeah i'd totally do you

Worst. Chat-up line. Ever.

[CheapJon]

found the pics of you annie, yeah i'd totally do you

Worst. Chat-up line. Ever.

probably true

but it's a genuine compliment

[Annie]

found the pics of you annie, yeah i'd totally do you

Worst. Chat-up line. Ever.

probably true

but it's a genuine compliment

Thankyou. You are very sweet. What do you look like?

[Annie]

I cannot believe Jane Eyre was dragged through the muck like that.

Stephenie Meyer has said in interviews that she was influenced by the Brontes and Jane Austen.

[Genesis]

What do you look like?

He looks like a Beluga whale. You two will get along nicely.

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

I cannot believe Jane Eyre was dragged through the muck like that.

Stephenie Meyer has said in interviews that she was influenced by the Brontes and Jane Austen.

Buckcherry and Avenged Sevenfold were influenced by Guns N' Roses...........

Exactly.

[w.axl.rose]

found the pics of you annie, yeah i'd totally do you

Worst. Chat-up line. Ever.

probably true

but it's a genuine compliment

Thankyou. You are very sweet. What do you look like?

Cheapjon is the hottest thing to ever come out of Sweden    

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

found the pics of you annie, yeah i'd totally do you

Worst. Chat-up line. Ever.

probably true

but it's a genuine compliment

Thankyou. You are very sweet. What do you look like?

Cheapjon is the hottest thing to ever come out of Sweden    

If he would EVER come out of Sweden and grace us with his presence.

But as of this moment, he IS the hottest thing in Sweden.

Jon: Packing the winter heat.

[w.axl.rose]

if we?

[Sin Cut]

Well, I've visit sweden from time to time, so he's bount to lose that title once in a while.

[mrlee]

Cheapjons a lovebomb baby.

Those Swedes, always so hot. Cheapjons playing all those hot blonde haired blue eyed women that bathe in hot tubs outside in the snowy swedish weather.

[Genesis]

Edward Cullen be damned, Cheapjon will have all the women all hot and bothered. Watch this space.

[Annie]

What do you look like?

He looks like a Beluga whale. You two will get along nicely.

Then he is totally gorgeous. The Beluga whales were much cuter than me. You haven't lived until a Beluga Whale has spit in your face.