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Quote from: Dead N' Bloated on December 26, 2006, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: kujo on December 24, 2006, 11:04:18 PM
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
Did she have tits like a bag of sand? LOL
was she like "ohh! me so horny!!!
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Quote from: Dead N' Bloated on December 26, 2006, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: kujo on December 24, 2006, 11:04:18 PM
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
Did she have tits like a bag of sand? LOL
was she like "ohh! me so horny!!!
I may not have had sex but I could fuck you up.
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Quote from: kujo on December 24, 2006, 11:04:18 PM
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
What, she just turned around, and you were there and she was like "Oh, OK then."?? ?
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Quote from: BlowUpYourVideo on December 27, 2006, 09:32:28 AM
Quote from: kujo on December 24, 2006, 11:04:18 PM
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
What, she just turned around, and you were there and she was like "Oh, OK then."?
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Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 06, 2006, 09:54:23 AM
Got drunk one friday next day I was hook up with this ugly chick, not the finest hour?
haha i bet that happens to you alot
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Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 06, 2006, 11:36:43 AM
That'd be me.
man, i for the life of me cant get my gf to swallow....she thinks its "disgusting and only for porn"...
i second what she says.... i think its's gross.. the only time u would get close to me doin that was if i was really really really really horny...
i mean seriously, atleast us women wipe ourselves, u guys jus flop it around and put it back in ur pants.... and let it sit there formenting... putrid
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.... I'm not saying anything. I'll just put my foot in it and end up with another - karma.
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its not so bad having -3
let loose
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Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on March 25, 2007, 11:09:02 PM
its not so bad having -3
let loose
i agree, plus -3 would look great on you
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OK, read what Gunna_girl said about not swallowing. Then remember MY thoughts on swallowing and how annoyed I get when people say they don't like it.... I mean... what's not to like about it!? It tastes REAL FUCKIN' good, its not too hot, not too cold, and its not gunna poison you... PLUS in order TO swallow it, you get to make someone feel real fuckin' good!
Besides... if you spit it out, how upset must that make the guy!!! He'll probably be thinking "damn do I not taste good to her or something?". That's gotta be a real confidence drop for him!! And then also... he'll be less inclined to do something YOU want.
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each to thier own....
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Yay thanks for not getting all offended and demanding I get another - karma.
Each to their own indeed.
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see you weren't gonna get another - karma
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Yeeees I knoooow! Now shh!!
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Quote from: Gunna_girl01 on March 25, 2007, 10:27:35 PM
i mean seriously, atleast us women wipe ourselves, u guys jus flop it around and put it back in ur pants.... and let it sit there formenting... putrid
Err... No we don't. Not all of us. Not all the time. I don't, at least. Especially if it's been sex time during period time.
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Quote from: Gunna_girl01 on March 25, 2007, 10:27:35 PM
Quote from: liquidvirus on September 06, 2006, 03:02:47 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 06, 2006, 11:36:43 AM
That'd be me.
man, i for the life of me cant get my gf to swallow....she thinks its "disgusting and only for porn"...
i second what she says.... i think its's gross.. the only time u would get close to me doin that was if i was really really really really horny...
i mean seriously, atleast us women wipe ourselves, u guys jus flop it around and put it back in ur pants.... and let it sit there formenting... putrid
what comes OUT (into your mouth) comes from the INSIDE, so it's not f
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rmenting because we 'jus flop it around and put it back in our pants'
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I know people get offended over the whole spit/swallow debate...myself i'm more offended when I get bj's refused altogether...i havn't got as far as complaining over the technique LOL
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Quote from: Gunna_girl01 on March 25, 2007, 10:27:35 PM
i mean seriously, atleast us women wipe ourselves, u guys jus flop it around and put it back in ur pants.... and let it sit there formenting... putrid
Err... No we don't. Not all of us. Not all the time. I don't, at least. Especially if it's been sex time during period time.
There are NO such thing!
Periods + Sex = Bad combination
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Nah, sure there is!
... Ahem. But, err, after the first couple of days it's much lighter anyway, innit, so it ain't
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bad. Okay, so it's not always pleasant... But hey!, it's still sex.
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March 26, 2007, 05:08:31 PM »
Hahahaha I'm reminded of a time over the summer...Megan thought she was off her period,her n her bf tommy started havin sex without a condom n she bled all over him
hahahaha mustve sucked for him but I laughed my ass off
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