Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Fill in the blank as you see fit

In my case:

..When I started using GnR songs as measurement of time. Example: It takes me a TWAT, CITR, This I Love, and Prostitute to get to my girlfriend's house.


your turn

^^Thats funny shit!

Me, i can NEVER have too much GN'R! Well, until my ears start ringing to no end

i've done the same :hihi:

When you use quotes in everyday life

eg. He doesnt want to do eet

eg2 Alright, that sucked

eg3 King Dick

when you feel like you have to sell your GNR albums or bury them..or at least some of them.

I have done it once with Lies and learned my lesson - don't get too much into just one band at the time.

+1. Just with another one!  :hihi:

whenever something kind of out of place is going on.. i always say.."Oh your into that...... alright....."

when your ears can detect guns music playing in the back ground of noisy places, no matter what track it is  :hihi:

I'm constantly noticing that when I'm walking through a mall.

Me too!

I used to measure time by GNR's songs when I had to do apnea during swimming class. I would play November Rain in my head just to know how long I could go.  :hihi:

...people you've never met or spoken to before say "Hey, you're the one whose really into GNR, right?"


Happens to me at work all the time.  And I don't wear GNR shirts there, or have quotes or anything in my email signature...nothing GNR related at all. Yet everyone STILL knows.  It's creepy, and weird lol

When your three year old son can sing along to the whole chinese democracy album.

When the message on your answering machine says, "When you're talking to yourself and nobody's at home."

 :yes: :yes: :yes:

 :hihi: Nice!!!

Think the only prob. i have is that im kinda "addicted" now.... I NEED my daily dose of bfoot ;D

When you try to sing like Axl and you end up with a sore throat the next morning.

Ha, i've done that many  a times when i've got the house to myself!

I'm jealous you can take a TWAT to your girlfriend's place.... : ok:

I know that when I can recognize a Guns song even if i listen just 2 or 3 seconds.


I remember that car passing in front of me at high speed and I could recognize he was listening "Civil War"  :hihi: . It was only 2 seconds or less...

lol i'm glad i'm not the only one that can do that. and not with just G'n'R but with KISS Metallica and really any other band i like

when my girlfriend tells me that I know even when Axl takes a shit.

when my girlfriend tells me that shes sick of listening GNR all the time and she would love me to care about her as I care about GNR.

and many more reasons, everybody in my family, friends, coworkers know Im a GNR freak and I think is more people out there that are worst!

 :rofl: :rofl:

Tell her you can only have the one true love in your life!

On topic, having thought about it, i realise it takes me a Prostitute, TWAT, and half a Sorry to get to my bus stop in the mornings,

When you spend 20/24 hours a day on a forum.

another almost the same thing is if you know that you have to leave for the bus in 5 minutes, then i know that i can listen to better and when the song has ended i gotta run :P

I do that too and still I don't consider myself to listen to GNR too much.


that would just mean you'd better get a life.  :hihi:

When my girlfriend snaps back: "I'm sorry for YOU!" ;D

She must be a GNR fan as well.  ;D Or maybe it's just you relating the phrase to a GNR song.

Fan or not fan she apparently heard the song o couple of times. I did gave the record to her for Christmas so I try my best : ok:

When your partner gets in your car, and the stereo's on, he cries, "please, please turn it off, I can't take any more Guns N' Roses!"

When the rest of your CD collection is covered in dust.

When no-one in your local pub will give you a quid for the jukebox.

When you can tell the difference between the 'Don't Cry' versions before the words start.

When you can't pass a piano without trying to play the opening bars of November Rain..... even though you haven't the slightest clue how to play piano.

When you find yourself annoyed and irritable if you haven't heard CD for 24 hours.

+1

When you quote GnR lyrics in real life situations, as if you had written them.
When you quote Axl, Slash, Duff, Bumblefoot, Brain, Del James, Baz or whoever GnR related person in an everyday basis.
When you use those people's life stories as examples in philosophical chats with friends or GF/BF/Husband/Wife.


I once sold all my GnR records, burned all my GnR clipping, and given away my t-shirts. GnR was draining my life and I had to be radical.

Woah, i take it you got some of it all back though?

i often end working days with the sentence : Thanks to the lame ass security. I'm going home .

My colleques don't even react on this these days  ;D

my wife said i would fuck Axl if i had chance  :hihi:
she used to like G N'R when she first met me but i think she's sick of it now!
"you care more about that fucking band than you care about me".........
if you slice me down the middle it will have "GUNS N' FUCKIN ROSES" running through me like a stick of rock!!

 that's quite a drive... jeez... that's like 30 min.

we all have man crushes... good choice. my choice is Axl in the Illusions tour... that was a sexy man!!! lol.

 :nervous: I'm sure you two have just scared the crap out of dexter.

 :rofl:

maybe silverchair misunderstood my post  :confused:.......... i myself definatly DO NOT have a man crush and are very very unfucking likely to ever have one, i guess it was just my wifes sarcastic sense of humour and nothing more  :hihi: :hihi:
yes i am an extreme fan but there are absolutely no sexual tendancies in any form whatsoever  : ok:

I once had a roommate who said "Dude, if Axl Rose pissed in a microphone, i'm pretty sure you'd buy the recording."




 :o

That was the craziest post in a while. I don't know what's weirder, that you have a man crush on Axl, or that it's era specific. Nevermind the era you choose. What was it... the kilt? The bike shorts? Got a thing for guys in manson shirts??
Too funny.  :rofl:

would that be on yellow vinyl?  ;)

...when ur talking to your 22 year old colleague about what type of cigarettes Slash smokes, and he's never even heard of the guy and barely about GN'R at all.

edit: also when you come to a party, there are some rockers there and you are introduced as the GN'R encyclopedia by the one guy you know.

U are in the middle of a test and u think u are singing to yourself under your breath but everyone is staring and u realize u just belted out:

IIIIIIIIIIII got a message For You!!!!!!!!!!!!

For some reason I find the mental picture of this hilarious...

Here's a game I play with myself when I am walking alone and don't have my ipod with me...

I think of a gnr song and try to "play" it in my head from start to finish by keeping track of time with my watch at the same time. The goal of the game is to approach as much as possible the real duration of the song... : ok:

don't know if that makes sense, but anyway...

That is so awesome. My friend and I used to sing the Laverne and Shirley theme song "We're gonna do it" when we went to take tests in physiology that we hadn't studied for!

mmm...I remember my sister use to have a crush on Axl in the Illusions tour, she said he have nice legs and she used to like those white apandex shorts, well...my sister is not alone on this one anymore  :hihi:

I had a poster in my room of him in those shorts when I was a senior in high school.  Fell asleep every night with Axl in my room...!

Certain songs just pop into my head during certain situations in life and I sometimes actually sing part of it or say the words.  Like, when I get to work some days, the song Welcome to the Jungle comes to mind.  When I've had an argument with someone, it's Sorry.  Just a couple examples. 

Like someone else said, if I hear a GnR tune playing in the background somewhere, I'll pick up on it immediately.   

  

I like this one.

i don't hold it up to a watch or anything but i play songs from start to finish with every guitar solo and lyric in tact.

especially when my friends would try to poke fun at me by quoting a part from a song.. and i'd just continue it on and finish the song just to annoy the shit out of them

when your number one source for news is jarmo!

U spend 5 hours a day like me arguing with people

Had a moment a few hours ago:

Today i bought a new DVD i've been looking for for a while, and today i was listening to prostitute and when the "I've got amessage for you..i've benn away its what i've got to do' bit came up, i was mentally singing "ooh i got a new DVD/I got it chape/it was only three pounds......."

worked 12 hour shifts for the past 6 years and listened to every gnr album every single night allthough it is good to have new cd to make it longer before i go back to beginning

So true!

Ha thats good!

I also liked the gnr encyclopedia lol




If I here 2 words that are also gnr lyrics, i always start singin em...

so many things you guys do, i do to.  funny shit.

sometimes when i'm walkin down a sidewalk, i'll start singin "i've been walkin the streets at night, ect."

whenever there's a misunderstanding, "what we've got here is, a failure to communicate"

can't help but do the snake dance when i'm at a bar and have had a few.  even got my girlfriend doin it.  funny shit and good times

i always notice gnr songs at sporting events when i'm watchin on tv

when i finally take out my mp3 cd of all gnr out because i think i need somethin else, it goes right back in the next morning.

too many things to mention

Over dinner you find yourself telling people about the details of D's arguments.
It doesn't bother you that those people are clearly uninterested.





My sister, who was about 5 when the Illusions came out, said this to me the other day, and I asked her if she was quoting GNR or Cool Hand Luke.
She said "Cool hand what??"