You Know You Listen To GnR Too Much When..........

[Classic Case]

when my girlfriend tells me that I know even when Axl takes a shit.

when my girlfriend tells me that shes sick of listening GNR all the time and she would love me to care about her as I care about GNR.

and many more reasons, everybody in my family, friends, coworkers know Im a GNR freak and I think is more people out there that are worst!

[seely]

when my girlfriend tells me that shes sick of listening GNR all the time and she would love me to care about her as I care about GNR.

 

Tell her you can only have the one true love in your life!

On topic, having thought about it, i realise it takes me a Prostitute, TWAT, and half a Sorry to get to my bus stop in the mornings,

[AtariLegend]

When you spend 20/24 hours a day on a forum.

[CheapJon]

..When I started using GnR songs as measurement of time. Example: It takes me a TWAT, CITR, This I Love, and Prostitute to get to my girlfriend's house.

another almost the same thing is if you know that you have to leave for the bus in 5 minutes, then i know that i can listen to better and when the song has ended i gotta run

[ppbebe]

I do that too and still I don't consider myself to listen to GNR too much.

When you spend 20/24 hours a day on a forum.

that would just mean you'd better get a life. 

[Sillything]

When my girlfriend snaps back: "I'm sorry for YOU!"

[ppbebe]

When my girlfriend snaps back: "I'm sorry for YOU!"

She must be a GNR fan as well.  Or maybe it's just you relating the phrase to a GNR song.

[Sillything]

When my girlfriend snaps back: "I'm sorry for YOU!"

She must be a GNR fan as well.  Or maybe it's just you relating the phrase to a GNR song.

Fan or not fan she apparently heard the song o couple of times. I did gave the record to her for Christmas so I try my best

[Uber-Tech]

When your partner gets in your car, and the stereo's on, he cries, "please, please turn it off, I can't take any more Guns N' Roses!"

When the rest of your CD collection is covered in dust.

When no-one in your local pub will give you a quid for the jukebox.

When you can tell the difference between the 'Don't Cry' versions before the words start.

When you can't pass a piano without trying to play the opening bars of November Rain..... even though you haven't the slightest clue how to play piano.

When you find yourself annoyed and irritable if you haven't heard CD for 24 hours.

[helenluna]

When your partner gets in your car, and the stereo's on, he cries, "please, please turn it off, I can't take any more Guns N' Roses!"

When the rest of your CD collection is covered in dust.

+1

When you quote GnR lyrics in real life situations, as if you had written them.
When you quote Axl, Slash, Duff, Bumblefoot, Brain, Del James, Baz or whoever GnR related person in an everyday basis.
When you use those people's life stories as examples in philosophical chats with friends or GF/BF/Husband/Wife.

when you feel like you have to sell your GNR albums or bury them..or at least some of them.

I have done it once with Lies and learned my lesson - don't get too much into just one band at the time.

I once sold all my GnR records, burned all my GnR clipping, and given away my t-shirts. GnR was draining my life and I had to be radical.

[seely]

I once sold all my GnR records, burned all my GnR clipping, and given away my t-shirts. GnR was draining my life and I had to be radical.

Woah, i take it you got some of it all back though?

[Meanmachine22]

i often end working days with the sentence : Thanks to the lame ass security. I'm going home .

My colleques don't even react on this these days 

[wadey]

my wife said i would fuck Axl if i had chance 
she used to like G N'R when she first met me but i think she's sick of it now!
"you care more about that fucking band than you care about me".........
if you slice me down the middle it will have "GUNS N' FUCKIN ROSES" running through me like a stick of rock!!

[Silverchair]

Fill in the blank as you see fit

In my case:

..When I started using GnR songs as measurement of time. Example: It takes me a TWAT, CITR, This I Love, and Prostitute to get to my girlfriend's house.


your turn

 that's quite a drive... jeez... that's like 30 min.

[Silverchair]

my wife said i would fuck Axl if i had chance 
she used to like G N'R when she first met me but i think she's sick of it now!
"you care more about that fucking band than you care about me".........
if you slice me down the middle it will have "GUNS N' FUCKIN ROSES" running through me like a stick of rock!!

we all have man crushes... good choice. my choice is Axl in the Illusions tour... that was a sexy man!!! lol.

[ppbebe]

  I'm sure you two have just scared the crap out of dexter.

[wadey]

I'm sure you two have just scared the crap out of dexter.

 

maybe silverchair misunderstood my post  .......... i myself definatly DO NOT have a man crush and are very very unfucking likely to ever have one, i guess it was just my wifes sarcastic sense of humour and nothing more 
yes i am an extreme fan but there are absolutely no sexual tendancies in any form whatsoever 

[Skunk]

my wife said i would fuck Axl if i had chance 
she used to like G N'R when she first met me but i think she's sick of it now!
"you care more about that fucking band than you care about me".........
if you slice me down the middle it will have "GUNS N' FUCKIN ROSES" running through me like a stick of rock!!

I once had a roommate who said "Dude, if Axl Rose pissed in a microphone, i'm pretty sure you'd buy the recording."

we all have man crushes... good choice. my choice is Axl in the Illusions tour... that was a sexy man!!! lol.

 

That was the craziest post in a while. I don't know what's weirder, that you have a man crush on Axl, or that it's era specific. Nevermind the era you choose. What was it... the kilt? The bike shorts? Got a thing for guys in manson shirts??
Too funny. 

[wadey]

my wife said i would fuck Axl if i had chance 
she used to like G N'R when she first met me but i think she's sick of it now!
"you care more about that fucking band than you care about me".........
if you slice me down the middle it will have "GUNS N' FUCKIN ROSES" running through me like a stick of rock!!

I once had a roommate who said "Dude, if Axl Rose pissed in a microphone, i'm pretty sure you'd buy the recording."

would that be on yellow vinyl? 

[Butch Français]

...when ur talking to your 22 year old colleague about what type of cigarettes Slash smokes, and he's never even heard of the guy and barely about GN'R at all.

edit: also when you come to a party, there are some rockers there and you are introduced as the GN'R encyclopedia by the one guy you know.