many thinks this is a gn'r song 'cause some downloading crap blabla, other people think it's tenacious d but no, it's laughing colors and by that said.. not the best lyrics ever but fucking cool
laughing colors - war on drugs
it was long ago, seems like a dream.
the day I sucked the air, from a bottle of whipped cream
and i got real high and things got real slow
and i started talking like this
what's going on? i don't know
and then i sold my car
for a Greatful Dead ticket
my dad yelled at me, and he grounded me
and he said i was a dick,
it was the worst day of my life
and i'll never forget
but the very next day I was doing bong hits
in the back of my friend's chevette
so don't tell me "we're winning the war on drugs"
cause drugs are like a big ol' can of raid
and you're all little bugs
and don't tell me
to not get high
cause i'm as low as i can get
without kissing your ass
and blowing you at the same time
CHORUS:
man, don't tell me about love and peace
or that the Joneses have a handgun
pointed at me
don't tell me to just say no
i'm an addict, i say don't let me go
whatever happened to sex drugs n' rock n' roll?
now we just have AIDS crack and techno
so they busted me
so i say "fuck them fuckers"
for selling dope
and i went to jail, and i wasn't forgiven
like that little fucker who shot the pope
and he said i had the right to remain silent
and they couldn't explain
but i didn't resist, and i was invited
cuz all i ever wanted was the right to remain
and they questionned me
yeah, they asked me "why?"
and i said
i don't think i should be shot
for selling pot
it's just my little way of saying "hi"
now my record's all fucked up
and i'm not aloud to vote
two times a week
they made me piss in a cup
well what i want to do
is piss down their throats
Chorus again...
okay, here's the sensitive part...
they told me
that times had changed
cause our parents had
Hendrix, Janice and Jim
but what about
River Phoenix and Kurt Cobain
and they told me
to praise the lord
but i've been waiting for so long
for him to call me back
i think i'm gonna go pray
at Betty Ford
and they told me
that life was fair
but i can't smoke a plant that was made by God
but i can kill my wife if i'm a football player
and they told me,
they told me to just ignore
but i'd rather smoke crack
outta Nancy Reagan's skull
while gettin' a blowjob
from Tipper Gore
Chorus again
I personally don't know which song has the best lyrics, so I'll say Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit.