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Here Today...
« on: September 16, 2005, 03:43:13 PM »
Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!


There was a picture with the e-mail that I got but it got lost in the translation...I'm sure you get the meaning!
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Batman is sexy
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2005, 03:46:52 PM »
 rofl rofl: rofl: rofl
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Excuse me standing on one leg, I'm half-caste. Explain yuself wha u mean when u say half-caste, u mean when picasso, mix red and green is a half caste canvas?
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